Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid

[Pom Bear]

Those were the days lol




I mean wtaf! Nigella must be quaking in her designer shoes

I think she is as good a cook as Brooklyn Beckham xx.

Here she is with Brooklyn getting some cooking tips loooool xx

Your facing the wrong way you silly cow! ..

 

[Blackbeltbarbie]

Tic tok just deliver!!!! This lady works security on the doors in Brentwood. Asked who is the worst person she's ever had in the club........goodger!!! For those without tic tok, basically she walks into the club 15 mins before closing with an entourage, wearing a tracksuit, lady says can't come in, LG turns round asks her "do u know who I am l?!" Lady does but thinks duck that and says no. Lauren calls her a bleep and flounces out . Now this was sometime ago but there are more stories. Apparently Vicki from Geordie Shore was the nicest.

 

[behindthesofa]

It’s all been removed now including on the shoe repair guys site


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I think that place buys and sells fake crap too. Like the “Essentials” tee he is wearing. They retain over £200 I think. And he wears it as if it’s real like his fake polyester Prada vest he has. So cringe.

bleeping hell, he's got a moonface now as well!

 

[lipsyloo__]

Imagine waking up to that!

 

[MuckyDucker]

And now a TV remote control. What a great age appropriate toy. Said noone ever. Well, apart from Lozza ;-)

 

[Notredamn]

Insta needs to be smarter no you do you little double dippin head. They wouldn’t remove if you didn’t break their rules

 

[Eureka]

Is the television ever off in that house?

 

[Sunnydaze101]

That’s quite a big stomach for four months isn’t it.
She keeps panning to the other pillow. Is she trying to show Charlie is not there and she hasn’t taken him back yet?? Is she waiting for her Valentine’s Day special again. Last years was a doozy

Remember the Tatttlers discovered her gender reveal and told the Sun ( or Sun read here).

Hopefully she’s treated to some more balloons and Ferraro Rochers this year like last year.

Man those pics seem like yesterday. Don’t think anyone would have guessed shed be knocked up again one year later

And remember this poem he wrote from the baby to her. So poetic. I wonder if the shell get one this year

“Happy Valentine’s Day Amy Lauren”

 

[Clickbait]

That’s quite a big stomach for four months isn’t it.
She keeps panning to the other pillow. Is she trying to show Charlie is not there and she hasn’t taken him back yet?? Is she waiting for her Valentine’s Day special again. Last years was a doozy

Remember the Tatttlers discovered her gender reveal and told the Sun ( or Sun read here).
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Hopefully she’s treated to some more balloons and Ferraro Rochers this year like last year.

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Ah yes, that was a classic piece of Scrunchie detective work and she tried to claim it didn’t reveal it at all. If she didn’t overshare on social media she wouldn’t have been caught out.

I believe that was when she got made a breakfast by Chaz of toast and beans in a glass. So romantic. I’m surprised they don’t have cook book deals on the table - goose fat potatoes, egg mayo baguette, how to cut a chicken kiev etc. The literary world’s loss must surely be YouTube’s gain? Oh wait… she’s still not posted a video.

I wonder what will happen when the money really dries up? She can’t keep popping babies out for a magazine story. She thinks she’s above getting a normal job and no one would employ her because she has no experience or work ethic.

She’s tried the aesthetics thing but she couldn’t fill her slots when she begged a chair from a salon - people were just making appointments to take the piss. No one wants her botched face looming over them wearing no PPE and not following any normal infection prevention precautions.

 

[savethelastdance]

Lacrosse probably doesn’t want her weetabix cos it resembles wallpaper paste!!! Make it with milk and make it runnier you absolute dipshit.

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Imagine waking up to that!

Stop filtering your baby you absolute psychopath

 

[Pom Bear]

I wonder if Loz will use her same pregnancy pics from last year and pass them off as this time lol.

Here's a few pregnancy pics I made about a year ago now.. xx.

 

[Eureka]

I wonder if Loz will use her same pregnancy pics from last year and pass them off as this time lol.

Here's a few pregnancy pics I made about a year ago now.. xx.

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That last one!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bignellie]

It’s all been removed now including on the shoe repair guys site


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I think that place buys and sells fake crap too. Like the “Essentials” tee he is wearing. They retain over £200 I think. And he wears it as if it’s real like his fake polyester Prada vest he has. So cringe.

bleeping ada he's fugly

 

[Crowbag]

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It's nice to see Victoria Beckham's leg out to play.

Stop filtering your baby you absolute psychopath

Pixellated to hell and missing a nose.
Like mother like (mother's version of) daughter.

 

[Crowbag]

I keep getting this in the adverts
Can someone talk me through who's who please, I've never watched it (and never will).

 

[savethelastdance]

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I keep getting this in the adverts
Can someone talk me through who's who please, I've never watched it (and never will).

Bottom row L-R- Our very own Lozza, Amy (can’t remember her surname), Jess Wright and looks like Sam Faiers.

Top L-R - Kirk Norcross and Big Lozzas love of her life Mark Wright.

 

[minamoon]

I was having a really shite morning until I saw this. Spat my smoothie out. How lucky are we to be blessed with this soft, pretty yung gel.

 

[Notredamn]

I swear she was more switched on, on Towie. Can drug use fry your brain? She seems addled in comparison.

 

[Jackie Brown]

I swear she was more switched on, on Towie. Can drug use fry your brain? She seems addled in comparison.

Yes, she was more with it back then though she was a nasty cretin especially to Lucy. No redeeming features. But yeah, don’t do drugs kids. It’ll leave you with no brain cells!