Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid

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geordiegirl

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New thread Scrunchies! Thanks to @Clickbait for the new title!!

Onwards and upwards for the next instalment!

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Lauren Goodger #52 BYG and Chaz are toast, left to beg on her own for Larose and Laroast

Congratulations to @fluffy_peanut on the thread title 👏 - a long time lurker turned title winner 👑 As promised I’ve put together a poll for the Scrunchies to pick what the new baby’s name will be from some amazing suggestions in the last thread. You can choose 2 options. Quick recap: After...
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She’s still preggers
Chaz went off with the Bisto kid Amy whilst they were split and Amy keeps coming back with photos that obvs keep winding up our BYG as she puts photos on from about ten years ago
She claimed herself as ‘soft pretty’
She went out for a carvery
She’s made Big Ben bend into the Thames with such bad photoshopping (but it hasn’t been touched according to her)
She’s starting a You Tube Chanel (her word, not mine) and will be uploading their recent trip to the Sea Life Centre in London which we absolutely cannot wait for as it will be photoshopped to the hilt and LaBored will still look at her like she wants to kill her
Been gifted a free pram again
And, she’s still a bleep 😂
 
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bargainhunt99

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I wonder what delights Miss Goodger has in store for us this week. Just more of the same probably 🙄
 
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Clickbait

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geordiegirl said:
New thread Scrunchies! Thanks to @Clickbait for the new title!!

Onwards and upwards for the next instalment!

Prev thread here:

Lauren Goodger #52 BYG and Chaz are toast, left to beg on her own for Larose and Laroast

Congratulations to @fluffy_peanut on the thread title 👏 - a long time lurker turned title winner 👑 As promised I’ve put together a poll for the Scrunchies to pick what the new baby’s name will be from some amazing suggestions in the last thread. You can choose 2 options. Quick recap: After...
tattle.life

Roundup:

She’s still preggers
Chaz wet off with the Bisto kid Amy whilst they were split and Amy keeps coming back with photos that obvs keep winding up our BYG as she puts photos on from about ten years ago
She claimed herself as ‘soft pretty’
She’s made Big Ben bend into the Thames with such bad photoshopping (but it hasn’t been touched according to her)
She’s starting a You Tube Chanel (her word, not mine) and will be uploading their recent trip to the Sea Life Centre in London
Been gifted a free pram again
And, she’s still a bleep 😂
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Thanks @geordiegirl for the new thread and round up. Thank you to the Scrunchies for being the new thread title winner 😊 I think I benefited from being the earliest suggestion as there were some crackers.

Thanks also for getting on board with the name poll. Laulié came out as favourite, closely followed by a variation on her own name (again) 😂
 
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Rita Chevrolet

Rita Chevrolet

The name for the next unfortunate child is bound to be a corker having already inflicted Larose onto one poor baby

What say she uses the letters from her own moniker that were unused last time to create another ghastly confection to inflict on Mk2?

What about Renose to start us off? Surely she wuldn't give Mk2 the secondhand name she discarded in favour of Lawose??
 
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OriginalAntiInfluencer

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geordiegirl said:
New thread Scrunchies! Thanks to @Clickbait for the new title!!

Onwards and upwards for the next instalment!

Prev thread here:

Lauren Goodger #52 BYG and Chaz are toast, left to beg on her own for Larose and Laroast

Congratulations to @fluffy_peanut on the thread title 👏 - a long time lurker turned title winner 👑 As promised I’ve put together a poll for the Scrunchies to pick what the new baby’s name will be from some amazing suggestions in the last thread. You can choose 2 options. Quick recap: After...
tattle.life

Roundup:

She’s still preggers
Chaz went off with the Bisto kid Amy whilst they were split and Amy keeps coming back with photos that obvs keep winding up our BYG as she puts photos on from about ten years ago
She claimed herself as ‘soft pretty’
She went out for a carvery
She’s made Big Ben bend into the Thames with such bad photoshopping (but it hasn’t been touched according to her)
She’s starting a You Tube Chanel (her word, not mine) and will be uploading their recent trip to the Sea Life Centre in London which we absolutely cannot wait for as it will be photoshopped to the hilt and LaBored will still look at her like she wants to kill her
Been gifted a free pram again
And, she’s still a bleep 😂
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Spot on absolutely hilarious, we should maybe do a series of pics of Lozza on tour distorting landmarks with her non photoshopping. Edinburgh Castle for the win.
 
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Blockedbyadmin

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She’ll be getting a double pram if she knows what good for her and the economy rather than another free pram and then another when the baby is here. Fucks me right off, I’m due our next baby in may and we’re having to save up madly for heating and a double pram that will be second hand as brand new isn’t an option and this no body just gets stuff sent to her when she can afford what she wants.

I’m self employed and work my arse off as is my husband and she just does sweet naff all, lays around eating and doing nothing and her bairn doesn’t even know what another child probs looks like and she still gets what she wants. The world is fucked up.

I continue to feel so sorry for the sprogs. Although it does look like Laplanned is besotted with daddy so that’s nice to see. Maybe he’s a good dad.
 
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the slosher KP

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geordiegirl said:
New thread Scrunchies! Thanks to @Clickbait for the new title!!

Onwards and upwards for the next instalment!

Prev thread here:

Lauren Goodger #52 BYG and Chaz are toast, left to beg on her own for Larose and Laroast

Congratulations to @fluffy_peanut on the thread title 👏 - a long time lurker turned title winner 👑 As promised I’ve put together a poll for the Scrunchies to pick what the new baby’s name will be from some amazing suggestions in the last thread. You can choose 2 options. Quick recap: After...
tattle.life

Roundup:

She’s still preggers
Chaz went off with the Bisto kid Amy whilst they were split and Amy keeps coming back with photos that obvs keep winding up our BYG as she puts photos on from about ten years ago
She claimed herself as ‘soft pretty’
She went out for a carvery
She’s made Big Ben bend into the Thames with such bad photoshopping (but it hasn’t been touched according to her)
She’s starting a You Tube Chanel (her word, not mine) and will be uploading their recent trip to the Sea Life Centre in London which we absolutely cannot wait for as it will be photoshopped to the hilt and LaBored will still look at her like she wants to kill her
Been gifted a free pram again
And, she’s still a bleep 😂
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She made a delicious dinner of cottage pie, salad and Kiev ON THE SAME PLATE
She also said she doesn’t need a filter and gets a lot of good attention
She also referred to lafirstborn as 7 months year old AGAIN
 
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geordiegirl

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What’s she hiding behind the heart? I don’t believe for a sec that she nipped out to the paper shop 😂 I love this pic too as her face is lopsided and her eyes look weird from the photoshopping 😂

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the slosher KP said:
She made a delicious dinner of cottage pie, salad and Kiev ON THE SAME PLATE
She also said she doesn’t need a filter and gets a lot of good attention
She also referred to lafirstborn as 7 months year old AGAIN
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Oh god how could I have forgotten those gems!!
 
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What’s she hiding behind the heart? I don’t believe for a sec that she nipped out to the paper shop 😂 I love this pic too as her face is lopsided and her eyes look weird from the photoshopping 😂

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Oh god how could I have forgotten those gems!!
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It says “I’ll date again after this baby is born”

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think labored has cut these herself🙄
 
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Eureka

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She’s got video up of her interacting with the baby and the baby giggling. All very lovely but the child is more interested in looking at the phone than her mother. Probably wondering why mum hasn’t got her snout in it as usual. Oh and the tv is in again. Typical.
 
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