Lauren Goodger #50 #FreeLarose

[NinaStar90]

I want more insider gossip like this!

 

[Foux du FaFa]

I will have a go at a recap. Please be kind, because success could be the highlight of my year.

*Loz kicked off the festive season by taking a pap walk with the minge pram. Backgrid photo fail or Loz is behind in her payments to the agency, because Loz looked mahoosive. Oh, and the pram was empty. DM comments were brutal, with poster "Ray" winning that section. Empathy for post-baby weight struggles which dissipates when BYG filters the crap out of her face and body,

*OK Magazine ran a cover story on Loz of a Thousand Faces. Our BYG shared the tale of the " mad dash to hospital" with "lifeless baby" , checking for "septis", etc. Loz made some questionable sartorial choices for the photo shoot, including a white sequined dress that could not be zipped up and a shiny purple Tinky-Winky costume. Poor babygel looked miserable all kitted out in scratchy pink nylon tat. Chaz conspicuously absent from photoshoot. Much speculation that BYG Is expecting baby #2, with odds on favourite name L'aurencé.

*Eagle eyed Scrunchies picked up on the personalised wall art in Lauren's house/flat/garden shed. Chavtastic and should be added to the Wiki.

*She a ball and he a bike are reunited, and it feels so good. Bewful luv story for the ages.

*Christmas arrived early with Scrunchies sharing a photo montage of Laureen's metamorphosis from a yun caterpillar ( she kept the eyebrows) to the bewful butterfly that she is today. Quite a collection in the last thread.

*Baby LaBored now has a fetching Morris Dancer outfit, but as she is propped on a pillow all day, she has not had the opportunity to wear it.

*Chaz and Loz had Christmas Dinner at Nicola G.'s home. Sweet corn was kindly provided. Loz wore her coat for the duration of the meal. Must be mighty cold chez Nicola. Chaz still found time to make an extra special appearance on Onlyfans. How festive.

*Babygel was pictured looking absolutely terrified in a Bumbo seat, cos the seat was on a table, not on the floor. Fear of heights, safety first and all that.

*The roasties! A demo of how to deep fry raw potatoes in cold goose fat. Several of us had to excuse ourselves from the thread, as were overcome by nausea. Loz, luv, you are no Nigella.

* @Clickbait did a brilliant job with the Annual BYG Awards, and @Pom Bear gave us some masterful artwork. @JakeM provided the music for the New Year's party. Apologies for not including all individual user names, but you are all stars

*Only a day into 2022, and Laureen is on the beg again. She has several new faces, and her beauty mark continues to move. Chaz has a new image. Mr. Foux du FaFa saw a picture of Chaz and said " he looks like he breaks rocks with his head". An odd choice of words, but I think it works

( I feel slightly uncomfortable with conjecture about babygel, so I toned it down a bit. Someone else can recap those discussions. This is a difficult topic for me, as I have a child who has severe developmental delays. Hope you understand, and I am not criticising anyone.)

 

[Pom Bear]

I've added my three favourite Big Loz faces to each photo x.

Looooooooool x

 

[Pom Bear]

I think I can see a resemblance x.

 

[Pom Bear]

@Pom Bear Please, please can we have a pic of her and Chaz in a cave?!!!

Emerging from the cave like the gruffalo

I've added both towards my pic xx. Hope it's ok and not too dark..just made xx.

 

[Notredamn]

Sorry but any of his ‘great dad’ credentials have gone down the shitter as far as I’m concerned. Shagging about when your baby is that young isn’t what decent fathers do, attempting to cast aspersions on women for having slept with you ‘on the first night’- because you probably were whispering everything she wanted to hear, when you’re a father of a daughter isn’t how good fathers conduct themselves. Weaponising ‘this Amy girl’s’ sexuality when it’s ok for him to literally wave his trouser snake around for anyone to gander at…..fuck off, Charles! With your eyes like spirit levels.

 

[Pom Bear]

Oh how I love you Pom. Absolutely brilliant pics! God Bless ya darling!


Fucking nearly wet meself ya bewful gerl lol

Thank you xx.

 

[xyzcba]

Eh? Real eyes?

It's OK, I fixed it, I think this is what he meant..

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

#neverforget

 

[Xxcxcc]

She thinks he’s a catch. Remember when she said he was the most bewful boy she had ever seen she wants people to think she is with a stunner when the truth is he’s a chubby lad with serial killer eyes . It’s all about how she wants people to see her and when she takes him back she will be seen as a walk over. I mean she must realise no one cares by now . Judging by her you tube subscribers. She might read her and think we care but we actually don’t it’s just that she is laughable and we take the piss when we are bored. Well that’s what I do

 

[Pom Bear]

She had to show a photo that included her and not just of her sister could she

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I've added her 50p shaped face instead.. x.

 

[Pom Bear]

He actually looks better here bennys hat suits him

He needs the overalls now

Doppelgänger

Here you go xx

 

[geordiegirl]

Wwwwwtttttaaaaaffffff!!!

 

[JakeM]

I’m bloody devastated

 

[Norfolking Good]

Maybe her car has been repossessed, her grey bungalow might be coming to and end and she has finally realised having a baby for IG likes was a complete non-starter and actually hard work (such a little cutie though). Her pay for straight ‘boyfriend’ prefers cock and she needs to get a proper job, that’s why she’s a superdooper depressed yung gel

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Ohh bewful girl with her bewful tan and her bewful face is stressed. Time to visit NHS again and take pictures???
Not stressed enough to make sure you photoshop the fuck out of your pictures to make yourself look hideously not like yourself so that if it does makes DM, people will call you out for it and you get more comments and clicks.

an idiot who makes herself look fugly for more comments and ridicule

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And so so stressed that she has time to complain about Adele on Twitter.

Adele she sing, I no go I no vaccine.

 

[geordiegirl]

Somebody wrote in the DM comments she had to go and buy a new kettle as she hit him over the head with the last one

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Wtf is she spouting on about now? I need them made???View attachment 986235that baby shows no emotion, she just looks vacant, this is not normal at all for a 6 month old View attachment 986238View attachment 986240

This absolutely breaks my heart, as a mum this baby looks dead behind the eyes

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Thread title suggestion: here comes Laureen, the petrol court Queen!

 

[hayleybaby]

Why is that baby never fucking dressed?!