Lauren Goodger #50 #FreeLarose

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Welcome to #50!

Well done to @Eureka for the winning title.

Previous Thread - https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-...t-us-help-bring-larose-up-right.25512/page-50

Carry on Scrunchies!

Billy no mates then!

 

[Pom Bear]

Pom can you please do these pics with a 50 pence instead of her face ha ha

Loooool I've done two for you 50 pence face and also a fifty pence coin xx.

Back later

Aw thanks Pom!

You're welcome xx

 

[Pom Bear]

And he’s not a man. He’s a little boy. And she looks like his old aunt Bess

I wouldn't fancy her roast potatoes xx

 

[Pom Bear]

Thanks Pom your work never fails to raise a smile.

Thank you xx.
You're welcome xx.

So happy that’s one of your faves Pom as I suggested the Laureen/Monroe mashup last year! Was humbled when you actually made it. Loving your work btw, you very much make this thread worth visiting on the daily. x

Thank you xx
It was an excellent suggestion, and one of my favourite and funniest pic of mine from this thread xx
Thank you very much xx

 

[Pom Bear]

Does she only ever wear sliders because nothing else fits her trotters/cankles?

ps. I’m now a well known member

Well Done xx.

CELEB TREND UPDATE:
Car parks? OUT! Soooo 2021.
Esso forecourts? IN! Pumps are the latest must have accessory!

Maybe next time she can pop a classic squatting poo pose next to her exhaust.

Looool I've made one of her squatting by some bins xx.

 

[Eureka]

U ok hun???

 

[Notredamn]

I had to laugh at Chas’ quote, ‘being stupid, things obviously happened.’ Obviously.

 

[Lurker121]

Fucking hell I feel for that kid having those thick idiots as her parents. How can they not realise she’s teething?! You can even hear him saying oh my god in the background like it’s the maddest thing he’s ever seen. Honestly, it blows my mind how some people reach the age they do with such a lack of intelligence or common sense.

 

[Crowbag]

I think Charlie has moved in to the arsefetix shed and is paying laureen rent.

It's his new OF studio, he has a sink propped precariously against one wallpapered (probably that chavvy padded pink style) wall.
He has a bean bag to pose on when he removes his socks and manpanties, that doubles up as a lurve bed when he sneaks anyone home.

All crammed in amongst the boxes of botox and needles. He doesn't need those because he's already a little prick.

 

[hayleybaby]

Wtf is she spouting on about now? I need them made???View attachment 986235that baby shows no emotion, she just looks vacant, this is not normal at all for a 6 month old View attachment 986238View attachment 986240

She’s not just vacant she’s practically immobile. Apart from in the jumperoo, all we ever see is her propped up on cushions. My baby is younger and will not lay still for shit anymore. Constantly rolling, grabbing, reaching, babbling. All kids learn at different rates but she’s months behind where she should be (from what we’ve seen).

 

[Crowbag]

She is teething you thick bitchView attachment 978074ffs at least strap her in properly or she won't be your world if you crash the car View attachment 978081

I suggest reading a basic parenting book the pair of you. Or at least look at the pictures.

You obviously know absolutely fuck all about babies, this is beyond belief.
She’s teething, uncomfortable and quite possibly in pain with it, but all you can do is laugh? Try helping her instead of filming.

Btw Lauren, none of this is funny. Both of you are liabilities.

 

[Notredamn]

Really what has she done keep messing with her face! It’s sad as she looked lovely before all the work and I think she’ll never stop

I noticed this when I looked on YouTube for her channel but instead happened across old towie vids. She looked perfectly fine, nice normal. She had nice eyes. They were probably her best feature. But now they are lost in her face and have become akin to two dried currants on a bouncy castle.

 

[Notredamn]

All of her not so cryptic posts lately indicate he a bike’s wheels are turning in the opposite direction again

 

[Sjr2607]

Not only does she look like an alien she actually turns green in the video
She is talking about her youtube channel and is going to do videos on mum life, babies, hair, make up, body and cooking and she even gave her roast potatoes a special mention

 

[Notredamn]

Ffs something needs to be done about parents posting their own naked children online. Yes only sickos sexualise children but sadly there are millions of sickos out there. What with the trend for feckless parents with massive followings facilitating access to their children by giving them their own IG accounts as babies, and casually posting these pics on their own open accounts, why not just put the fucking hashtag #presentforyoupaedo?! Mindless idiots!
I remember feeling icky and disgusting and disgusted at my parents getting out the old family albums and home videos of me in the bath or at the beach in my own house….and these shite parents are going round gifting their undressed children to the entire internet. I would disown.

 

[Pom Bear]

Looooooooool x
I couldn't resist making him as Benny

 

[Eureka]

“Fuck her well”. Sorry but who talks like that. You’re a mother now Lauren, try having a bit of class. It’s bad enough that you are posting passive aggressive nonsense about your daughter’s dad but the language is crude and tacky. I’m so over these reality wasters posting shit like this about their ex. You have to love your kids more than you hate him.

 

[Gossngiggles]

I think the woman is a knob but he is an absolute shit to be shagging someone else and I doubt she is the only one. That girl seems a bit of a dick thinking they were in some proper relationship after a few shags and I doubt she looks like her photoshopped filtered pics either.

 

[JakeM]

How embarrassing tho 207 followers that must show her that she is and absolute nobody and has no chance

I’ve had more Tattle likes/reactions in a day

 

[Eureka]

Larose looks so sad I just want to give her a cuddle.