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Exactly. We'll have to endure those articles about how she struggling as A Single Mother like she's the only woman to have ever done it and then Ch/Arg will realise what a berk he's been AGAIN and it'll be all hearts 'n flowers until the next time they need to rake over the embers. Ad infinitum
Bewful just bewful!
Thanks Pom your work never fails to raise a smile.Loooool I've done two for you 50 pence face and also a fifty pence coin
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Hold up, is that Lauren or ChloeWell Done
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Looool I've made one of her squatting by some bins
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She looks the pickcha of bewy on that second pic. Maybe overdid on the highlighter a bit- looking a bit silvery and extremely shiny but best Iβve ever seen her. Lovely youngelLoooool I've done two for you 50 pence face and also a fifty pence coin
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Also love the IQ number sheβs drawn on her chin there, what a special touch
I think that's the IQ of the three of them combined , with laconfused accounting for at least 90%.
How long before she has him back out of sheer desperation . ? ?
. ? ?Proudly displaying the family IQ
I would be shocked if it wasnβt her who begged him to take her back. No standards for herself whatsoever, goes after jailed men and wears flip flops in winter. I know the two are no correlated, but still!How long before she has him back out of sheer desperation
She thinks heβs a catch. Remember when she said he was the most bewful boy she had ever seen she wants people to think she is with a stunner when the truth is heβs a chubby lad with serial killer eyes . Itβs all about how she wants people to see her and when she takes him back she will be seen as a walk over. I mean she must realise no one cares by now . Judging by her you tube subscribers. She might read her and think we care but we actually donβt itβs just that she is laughable and we take the piss when we are bored. Well thatβs what I do
she wants people to think she is with a stunner when the truth is heβs a chubby lad with serial killer eyes . Itβs all about how she wants people to see her and when she takes him back she will be seen as a walk over. I mean she must realise no one cares by now . Judging by her you tube subscribers. She might read her and think we care but we actually donβt itβs just that she is laughable and we take the piss when we are bored. Well thatβs what I doSo happy thatβs one of your faves Pom as I suggested the Laureen/Monroe mashup last year! Was humbled when you actually made it. Loving your work btw, you very much make this thread worth visiting on the daily. xThank you
It's one of my old favourites from last year
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Itβs like your watching the same train crash for the fifth time in slow motion and you just canβt help but watch and now laugh. The same warning bells keep ringing but the stupid train wreck doesnβt listen and just keeps going down the same track.She thinks heβs a catch. Remember when she said he was the most bewful boy she had ever seen
Dear lardy .. lumpy lozzzz .... we your biggest fans, at tattle 
( not that we really care, we dont ... we just enjoy the non stop comedy show, that is your life ) .. ... demand that you give us at least a few more ` set up FAKE as tit comical ` ..... Buying a kettle ... Filing your motor up ( NOT ) wiv petrol, while flicking dramatically your long luscious locks 
at the pump .... or ` wobbling ` outside, up and down your driveway .... with a far away trying to look smexy look on your boatrace .... wiv .... an ` EMPTY pram ` and those wonderful ` trotters
` wiv puffed up CANCKLES in too small sliders 
` PAP SHOTS ` .... this ` media ` silence is not fooling anyone ( he will stray again, and we also know, you have already taken him back .. because you're that desperate to have someone, anyone, you`ll over look his indiscretions .. while coming across as a bleeping mug ) ... which MAG was dumb enough to bite?
.... with your latest ` fable ` concerning, your ON AND OFF ODD BOD ... I think you can now safely call him that, wiv out getting all butthurt ..... finally it saddens me, that you cant afford to pay ` back grid ` to filter ALL of you anymore, and they only do your head now
... OHHHHH How the mighty have fallen ... the ` bafffaaa ... BYG .... selfy queen ` is no more ... Ps ... Can we have some more lozzzaaa food videos of how to cook ` everything ` while drowning it in goose fat ... it weirdly comforted me .... maybe bring out a ` goose fat ` range of booooooootyyyy and hair products ... AYYYYEEEEE LOZZZZ
( not that we really care, we dont ... we just enjoy the non stop comedy show, that is your life ) .. ... demand that you give us at least a few more ` set up FAKE as tit comical ` ..... Buying a kettle ... Filing your motor up ( NOT ) wiv petrol, while flicking dramatically your long luscious locks at the pump .... or ` wobbling ` outside, up and down your driveway .... with a far away trying to look smexy look on your boatrace .... wiv .... an ` EMPTY pram ` and those wonderful ` trotters ` wiv puffed up CANCKLES in too small sliders ` PAP SHOTS ` .... this ` media ` silence is not fooling anyone ( he will stray again, and we also know, you have already taken him back .. because you're that desperate to have someone, anyone, you`ll over look his indiscretions .. while coming across as a bleeping mug ) ... which MAG was dumb enough to bite? .... with your latest ` fable ` concerning, your ON AND OFF ODD BOD ... I think you can now safely call him that, wiv out getting all butthurt ..... finally it saddens me, that you cant afford to pay ` back grid ` to filter ALL of you anymore, and they only do your head now ... OHHHHH How the mighty have fallen ... the ` bafffaaa ... BYG .... selfy queen ` is no more ... Ps ... Can we have some more lozzzaaa food videos of how to cook ` everything ` while drowning it in goose fat ... it weirdly comforted me .... maybe bring out a ` goose fat ` range of booooooootyyyy and hair products ... AYYYYEEEEE LOZZZZ
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Screenshot from an older article below, I wonder what dirt heβs going to dish on Fattyβ¦.. maybe, when they were getting busy, she used to go for snack breaks every couple of minutes.
And what about her quote in girl code. That went out the window quick
And what about her quote in girl code. That went out the window quick
That poor kid has the face and expressions of a 50 year old dwarf ...
How's The Sink Wanker going to imply of Big Lozza's and Big Mama Lozza's coke use in a follow up track?
Maybe shake a tin of Jolly Green Giant? Snort a line of kernels off the lookalike's arse?
Maybe shake a tin of Jolly Green Giant? Snort a line of kernels off the lookalike's arse?
She just looks so sad. Just resigned to her fate to be left on her own propped up by pillows. That poor little girl.
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