Lauren Goodger #50 #FreeLarose

[Crowbag]

She can't go to Dubiya she's just bought a new kettle! Next story in the DM will be I'm so heartbroken over my split (again and again) with Charlie that I had to go back and buy the matching toaster.

And a
'any1 no whear bewful i can get matchin bin. Dm me'
beggy post.

 

[Crowbag]

I love your pic xx.

I've made one for you xx.

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Thank you xx
Sorry I've not been on, had a five day headache and felt quite bad. Still have it sadly but eased abit..got sinus tablets.
Been bad since Monday. A cross between a migraine and tension headache.
Hope I feel better soon, it's been awful. Love Pom xx

Hope it eases soon pom

I’m shocked and flabbergasted, my flabber has never been so gasted! I thought they were going to last forever and now I’ve got to break it to Mr Norfolk that we probably aren’t going to last I based my whole marriage on these two bewful yung gals and gays.

Sniff.
That's so romantic.
Sniff.
Just
So
Romantic.
Innit

 

[Can't Help It]

I’m shocked and flabbergasted, my flabber has never been so gasted! I thought they were going to last forever and now I’ve got to break it to Mr Norfolk that we probably aren’t going to last I based my whole marriage on these two bewful yung gals and gays.

My flabber has never been so gasted - love it made me laugh so much!! They could make a movie about the two young (well one of them is) lovebirds and call it "Two Toddlers and a Baby......

 

[geordiegirl]

Yep he’s definitely effed off! Come on Chaz, spill the tea

 

[Can't Help It]

On her Insta is a clip of someone being prevented from plugging their phone in to charge (at least I think that's what it meant)? Is this a cryptic clue as to why Charlie may have left as he was trying to get her to spend less time on her phone and more time with him and Larose.x ?

 

[mchops]

It's an enduring love like Burton and Taylor. The comparisons are evident. Incredibly talented, blessed with fame and fortune. They may have to split to allow their natural genius to evolve even more, but true love gifted by eros never dies.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I love your pic xx.

I've made one for you xx.

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Thank you xx
Sorry I've not been on, had a five day headache and felt quite bad. Still have it sadly but eased abit..got sinus tablets.
Been bad since Monday. A cross between a migraine and tension headache.
Hope I feel better soon, it's been awful. Love Pom xx

Nice to see you back. Hopefully u get better quick.

So if I recall correctly she last referenced him a few days ago on Sunday when she said she was cooking for her Mum and her Man. Maybe he got fed up with her deep fried tit on a plate…

 

[Bubblepink]

Thank you xx
Sorry I've not been on, had a five day headache and felt quite bad. Still have it sadly but eased abit..got sinus tablets.
Been bad since Monday. A cross between a migraine and tension headache.
Hope I feel better soon, it's been awful. Love Pom xx

Love the pic!
I hope you feel better soon! as a fellow migraine sufferer I know they are the pits for sure x








How childish deleting pics of each other on Instagram. They do it on purpose to get attention. The last ‘split’ got them a few magazine and DM articles.

They don’t have anything else new, exciting or interesting going on in their lives so another fake split might help pay the bills this month - January is probably a bit quiet on onlyfans as Lozzas subscribers make New Years resolutions to quit paying for her filtered blurry crap bum pics.

 

[Xxcxcc]

Not again. All a pr stunt . Will go on for a week or so and then they will be back. She will be hoping to get in new magazine. Headline ‘ Lauren preparing to be a single mum to Larose ‘ blah blah blah. Nearly 40 years old and playing games like this. Her life must be so sad

 

[Foux du FaFa]

Look after yourself @Pom Bear .
I have nothing to add after the DM Kettle story. That was the highlight of my week.

 

[Tulip1976]

It seems they have unfollowed each other on instagram

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Yep and deleted pictures of each other.
Yep they’re 12 years old.

 

[Hootero]

Can you all envision the ACTUAL process of them sitting there and going through their personal ‘grams checking for pictures/mentions of eachother, before going on to mash the delete button with their oversized sausage fingers? Don’t they have lives to lead?

Actually.... scrap the last question.

 

[JakeM]

I’m bloody devastated

 

[Pom Bear]

So good!

Oh bless you, sorry to hear that Pom. Hope you get better soon

Hope it eases soon pom

Nice to see you back. Hopefully u get better quick.

Love the pic!
I hope you feel better soon! as a fellow migraine sufferer I know they are the pits for sure x

Look after yourself @Pom Bear .

Many thanks to you all for the lovely messages xx
@Foux du FaFa Thank you for the cute Pom pic that made me smile xx.

 

[geordiegirl]

That’s this week ‘my world’ then next week it will be LaBored and Ting Tong again…

 

[wrongturn]

I’m too bored of these two thickheads now…

Gonna check out and come back in six months, see if laprisoner has had any trips outside.

 

[hayleybaby]

That’s this week ‘my world’ then next week it will be LaBored and Ting Tong again…

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notice the time he posted it. Probably on a sesh now he’s escaped Laureen.

 

[the slosher KP]

notice the time he posted it. Probably on a sesh now he’s escaped Laureen.

I’m sure big Loz didn’t mind the sesh with him. She always sounds like she’s just shoved a load of Coke up her nose.

 

[hayleybaby]

I’m sure big Loz didn’t mind the sesh with him. She always sounds like she’s just shoved a load of Coke up her nose.

this Is true! But a sink sesh with the lads is probably more favourable than getting on it with big loz.