Lauren Goodger #45 he new teef, me not well, got hair in knot, but love baby gel

[Pom Bear]

Last couple of days when looking at the big Loz thread this advert keeps popping up on my tattle, is a certain internet auction site trying to sell me a stone statue of pan face herself?

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Now if I was any good at pictures like Pom I know what I’d do….

Here you are, hope you like them xx.

Back tomorrow x

 

[NinaStar90]

New thread title

Lauren goodger- Charlie is gone. Let that sink in.

 

[Caw1982]

#thread46 She was a ball. Chaz was a bike. He got new teef and rode off into the night

 

[NinaStar90]

M3 B4LL

H1M B1KE

YUN9 9EL

B3WFUL YG

SW33TC0RN

HU93 B3G


But it is nice for Loz to promote RegTransfers

 

[Emlou80]

Nailed it! That's what she reminded me of

(Her arse is Photoshopped SO badly in this picture from about 18 months ago). Neanderthal woman crossed with a baboon. Or a centaur. Also, Lauren's wearing one of her many digitally-altered heads.
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So I clicked on the link and was more horrified then I could have ever imagined…

Why? Because my Dad has liked her post.

I need therapy

 

[DustyRose]

I wonder if Lauren can name all of the drugs they have given Larose over the last few days. I wonder if she can explain the testing process that they went through and how they have been developed. I wonder if she thought long and hard about taking her sick child to hospital given the benefits of holistic natural homemade remedies.

Or I wonder if she saw her child was sick and decided to take her to hospital and trust qualified doctors and nurses with her care.

This is what I don’t get with anti-vaxers. At what point do they draw the line and disregard their “beliefs”. Obviously I’m glad she did the right thing here but the hypocrisy of relying on the NHS after everything she has said over the last couple of years. Even slagging off that nurse on her page.

Honestly in a way, I have more respect for the ones who actually practice what they preach!

 

[smithybean329]

“I’ve been by my daughter side day and night”
And ? Do you want a medal? That’s what mothers should do!!

 

[Asshats]

I commented on Ch’arges teeth and the fucker has deleted it. I only asked if he was Wallace or Grommit.

 

[xyzcba]

*beep beep*

ME 0RA

B1G L0Z

FR33 FOOD

 

[Intoxicating]

He pushed out a begging message to expired OF subscribers last week offering discounts

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

We haven't had a song for a while
To the tune of Independent Women:
Charlie D, with his BYG
Baby gel, Tattlers

Question, tell me what you think about me
I beg my dinners and I beg my drinks
Only ring your celly when I need my sofa cleaned
When its all over take the shitty nappy and leave
Question, tell me how you feel about this
Try to eat my food boy and you get dismissed
Pringles and Mr Kipling for my bday party
Always 50/50 in relationships

(Bashed up) shoes on my feet, I begged it
Polyester catsuit up my foof, I begged it
Minge trim on my pram, I begged it
Cause I'm a beggy cow
Scrunchie I'm wearing, I begged it
The house I'm renting, I begged it
The car I'm driving - oh hang on thats gone!
I beg everything, I beg everything

All the women who independent
I have no idea what that means
All the honeys making money
Do you get it from OnlyFans
All the mommas who profit dollars
Have you got an IG for your kid
All the ladies who truly feel me
I'm truly disgusting, truly disgusting

 

[Pom Bear]

She’s following me everywhere lol. This is the real her. She doesn’t even look that bad but she doesn’t look anything like the FaceApp version of herself.

Her eyes are at two different levels..looks like a Picasso painting x.

Looool ..

 

[Clickbait]

A truly brilliant thread title, congratulations @Purpledahlia

Old thread is here:

Lauren Goodger #44 Motherhood expert in 3 months flat, no one wants a Q&A you awful tw..

Congratulations to @annabelle_bronstein for the winning title which I’ve had to amend slightly to fit and hopefully be allowed by the Mods 🤞🏻 Fairly quick round-up as she’s been boring AF and in sloth mode. She had a shit birthday party at the rented bungalow with basic party food and very few...

tattle.life

Quick roundup:

Big Loz is boring us to tears and there have been noises of demotion from the Celebs thread by disgruntled Scrunchies How could you do this to our bewful yungel Towie OG, model, author and hot mumma?!

Chaz kept showing off his new teef - just the top set as they ran out of plastic for the bottom set.

Baby girl (who shall not be named in posts) has been unwell but obvs Loz is suffering more, she must tell us how ill and exhausted she is, so much so she isn’t able to run a brush through her hair.

LaProp shat all over the white sofa and Loz decided to photograph the aftermath and tag the company for them to come and clean it for her Given she is psychic surely she could have spotted that one coming?

She continues to post incoherent nonsense. Chaz’s giant new teeth have a higher IQ apparently.

 

[JakeM]

Big Loz coming through

My 4ngl3
Orm0n3s
Onlyf4n
B4ckgr1d
W1nd r4ts
V1rg0

 

[Purpledahlia]

I'm from Essex and I honestly feel like applying for the job just to get an interview and see her in real life, with a body cam to get real evidence of what she's like. I can imagine she's a slavedriver and you'd end up locked in her annexe, and if she is feeling kind she would leave a homemade tuna mayo sarnie outside the annexe door after you've been trapped under a dozen size 18 with label snipped out outfifts for three days on the trot.

ok this is our chance of a lifetime to place a Tattler ‘deep undercover’ who’s up for it??

chance of a lifetime hahah this has made me lol


as did whoever used the term "lounge lizard" to describe her

 

[JakeM]

I is for me, innit
J is for just a bewful yun gel
K is for kewl
L is for lozza. Obvs.
M is for erf muvver.

N is for nasty wind rats
O is for ora (mummy’s calming ora!)
P is for pasty from Greggs
Q is for quarter pounder from McDonald’s
R is for rapper (just like your daddy!)
S is for stron
T is for textbook birth
U is ultasound
V is for me Virgo perfectionist
W is for water birf
X is for xtrordinary bluds
Y is for your never alone
Z is for mummy’s list status!

Fankyew so much for join me teatching my baby gew the albet. Buy guys! X

 

[mohawk]

Been holding on these pics weeks so they could get their whole 51 page thread-worthiness.

Who does this remind you of...............?

 

[JakeM]

I don’t think anyone is ready for this information

Spoiler: I’m not sure if Tattle can handle this gossip…

Lauren’s baby is a girl!

 

[ishaggedhughjackman]

More begging. She doesn’t want recommendations, she wants freebies. How can she not realise that it’s blatantly obvious what the cheap trashy bitch is up to!? Get a fucking job Lozza you fat lazy chav.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

And you get a % of fuck all for working there babes! In fact, this is an internship that money can’t buy working alongside the Bewful Yun Gel TOWIE OG, Presenter, Model, Author, Fitness Expert, Amazin’ strong ‘ormoned Hot Mumma, Business Woman, Entenpreneur, Fashion Designer, Boss Bitch - you should be paying her for the opportunity.

Other requirements of the role:
Don’t mind getting a criminal record for selling counterfeit goods;
Can only take photos of the clothing not BYG unless you will photoshop every photo;
Happy to clean shit stains off clothes, sofas etc.;
Not afraid of working in a flammable environment;
Not sensitive to bright lights in case Chaz decides to smile at you.

ok this is our chance of a lifetime to place a Tattler ‘deep undercover’ who’s up for it??