What the bloody hell is that facial expression!Thanks, just had to go and Google it, I never learned after Lorraine Kelly's growler. What is that face
Sorry to derail
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Hahaha! Neither of them have ANY idea what sexy is do they?
Oh yeah, that's what everyone wants to see Chaz baby-a gormless bloke just home from work dropping his sweaty keks to reveal his limp dick and cheesy ballbag.
Ooh, you had me at floppy
Thick fucker. And not his cock. That's mediocre at best.
So I clicked on the link and was more horrified then I could have ever imagined…Nailed it! That's what she reminded me of
(Her arse is Photoshopped SO badly in this picture from about 18 months ago). Neanderthal woman crossed with a baboon. Or a centaur. Also, Lauren's wearing one of her many digitally-altered heads.
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Why? Because my Dad has liked her post.
I need therapy
Posts like this make me wish we could respond with more than one emoji!
Those teef 
I can’t cope , he’s such a bellend
I can’t cope , he’s such a bellend Bravo!!
I think I've found the article that has upset lozza,
www.dailymail.co.uk
Woman caught on camera kicking horse is primary school teacher
Sarah Moulds, 37, from Melton Mowbray, Leicestershire, is being investigated by the RSPCA after the shocking video sparked outrage online and was viewed more than 2million times.
Oh dear god, just realised we have very similar bedding to this, I swear he is not sat on our bed gurning to the cameraThanks, just had to go and Google it, I never learned after Lorraine Kelly's growler. What is that face
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La' wosebaby x here agen frens.
Well, lassnite was a To Do.
It all began wiv bigmama gel sayin she had nuff wiv Big feeders. I been sayin same fing for all my lickle life. Dose big udders give me heebeegeebeeeees..
All me babywose to blame cos I kep doin wah waaahhh wiv pouty mouthpiece. Make me laff.
Zzzzz from bigmama gel, WAAAHHH from me. See bigmama jump!
Kick big feeders away wiv feets.
Wait ickle time, do more WAAAAAAHHHHHH. Bigmama can jump high for big gel!
Anways, play dis game 6 time before bigmama crack. She crack bigtime.
She do waggy sossage fingers.
No la'wose, no. Norty. Go sleeps. Mama too tired. No mor. On an on she go. Hav 4 firestix while finger waggin. An hav caterin can sweetycorn eat wiv hand not waggin firestix.
Bigmama well pissed off.
Me did spit bubbles to pass time.
But me babywose x make mistake.
Went laff at bigmama when she go back bed cos ready for one last Waaaah. Put all ickle gel strength into it. Braced chubchub leggies.
Max WAAAAAAA-
only go tit self! Oopsydaisy.
Poonami level.
It fab. So stinky!
It explody bum out of cover, out of sox, out of everyfing! Shot rite across setteebed.
It not grey no mor!
Was crappy settee befor and now really crappy settee!
Uh oh.
Bigmama lolloping to babywose, time to play stare at distance.
More soon frens.
X
Well, lassnite was a To Do.
It all began wiv bigmama gel sayin she had nuff wiv Big feeders. I been sayin same fing for all my lickle life. Dose big udders give me heebeegeebeeeees..
All me babywose to blame cos I kep doin wah waaahhh wiv pouty mouthpiece. Make me laff.
Zzzzz from bigmama gel, WAAAHHH from me. See bigmama jump!
Kick big feeders away wiv feets.
Wait ickle time, do more WAAAAAAHHHHHH. Bigmama can jump high for big gel!
Anways, play dis game 6 time before bigmama crack. She crack bigtime.
She do waggy sossage fingers.
No la'wose, no. Norty. Go sleeps. Mama too tired. No mor. On an on she go. Hav 4 firestix while finger waggin. An hav caterin can sweetycorn eat wiv hand not waggin firestix.
Bigmama well pissed off.
Me did spit bubbles to pass time.
But me babywose x make mistake.
Went laff at bigmama when she go back bed cos ready for one last Waaaah. Put all ickle gel strength into it. Braced chubchub leggies.
Max WAAAAAAA-
only go tit self! Oopsydaisy.
Poonami level.
It fab. So stinky!
It explody bum out of cover, out of sox, out of everyfing! Shot rite across setteebed.
It not grey no mor!
Was crappy settee befor and now really crappy settee!
Uh oh.
Bigmama lolloping to babywose, time to play stare at distance.
More soon frens.
X
this was hilarious and made me laugh for the first time today when i am bloody miserable with my two under two. yes they watch too much tv but they are also played with, take note loz
La' wose baby jus kwik question for my frens, speshully @Purpledahlia .
Has you seen daddy charlie?
I looked in fridge see if he there doin a bowis, but no, jus lorra lard.
Where do i look nex please frens?
Has you seen daddy charlie?
I looked in fridge see if he there doin a bowis, but no, jus lorra lard.
Where do i look nex please frens?
She’s gone very quiet. Think the writing is on the wall. He’s gone. I wonder who will be first to admit it.
Probably preparing for the announcement.
I wonder if Charlie boy was just enjoying all the attention and photo shoots and backgrid opportunities, now that the baby is here and Lauryn can't even brush her hair and wear earnings its all dried up so instead of doing his building work, it's back to the sink for him
In English?? Or Inglesh??
Inglesh of course!
'Hi guys, me an Chaz sadly announcing split. We wish each uva the best going forward an will co parent our baby girl because she our angle. Please respect our privacy at this devstated time
Lauren x'
I can just see it now. Some shite about how she don’t need no man cause baby gel is her BFF. 
Angle!!Inglesh of course!
'Hi guys, me an Chaz sadly announcing split. We wish each uva the best going forward an will co parent our baby girl because she our angle. Please respect our privacy at this devstated time
Lauren x'
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