Lauren Goodger #45 he new teef, me not well, got hair in knot, but love baby gel

[Sunnydaze101]

Yeah exactly, she has cheap polyester taste in clothes and looks like crap. We all know she’s going to buy tacky crap and try to flip it. She’s going to end up failing again anyone can see that. Why buy from her when you can buy yourself from shops like shein or all those other cheap knockoff shops.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

The thought of working in Loz’s ‘annex’ is filling me with unspeakable terror

 

[Userom]

The Brian of Loz is a crazy place !

So she realises her insta is a mess … no target audience….. yet she continues to use it to show La’baby (usually in the bath) followed by a ‘sexah’ ‘hit’ this link for OF.

 

[Clickbait]

The thought of working in Loz’s ‘annex’ is filling me with unspeakable terror

And you get a % of duck all for working there babes! In fact, this is an internship that money can’t buy working alongside the Bewful Yun Gel TOWIE OG, Presenter, Model, Author, Fitness Expert, Amazin’ strong ‘ormoned Hot Mumma, Business Woman, Entenpreneur, Fashion Designer, Boss witch - you should be paying her for the opportunity.

Other requirements of the role:
Don’t mind getting a criminal record for selling counterfeit goods;
Can only take photos of the clothing not BYG unless you will photoshop every photo;
Happy to clean tit stains off clothes, sofas etc.;
Not afraid of working in a flammable environment;
Not sensitive to bright lights in case Chaz decides to smile at you.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

And you get a % of duck all for working there babes! In fact, this is an internship that money can’t buy working alongside the Bewful Yun Gel TOWIE OG, Presenter, Model, Author, Fitness Expert, Amazin’ strong ‘ormoned Hot Mumma, Business Woman, Entenpreneur, Fashion Designer, Boss witch - you should be paying her for the opportunity.

Other requirements of the role:
Don’t mind getting a criminal record for selling counterfeit goods;
Can only take photos of the clothing not BYG unless you will photoshop every photo;
Happy to clean tit stains off clothes, sofas etc.;
Not afraid of working in a flammable environment;
Not sensitive to bright lights in case Chaz decides to smile at you.

ok this is our chance of a lifetime to place a Tattler ‘deep undercover’ who’s up for it??

 

[Mikesqueen]

Great round up and thread title. Honestly don’t think I will ever get over the absolute hilarity of this moron posting a photo of a crappy sofa and nappy on Instagram and begging a free cleaning. That’s the lowest of the low right there

So she is well enough to beg again?

 

[Purpledahlia]

I'm from Essex and I honestly feel like applying for the job just to get an interview and see her in real life, with a body cam to get real evidence of what she's like. I can imagine she's a slavedriver and you'd end up locked in her annexe, and if she is feeling kind she would leave a homemade tuna mayo sarnie outside the annexe door after you've been trapped under a dozen size 18 with label snipped out outfifts for three days on the trot.

ok this is our chance of a lifetime to place a Tattler ‘deep undercover’ who’s up for it??

chance of a lifetime hahah this has made me lol


as did whoever used the term "lounge lizard" to describe her

 

[Jolie1988]

I'm from Essex and I honestly feel like applying for the job just to get an interview and see her in real life, with a body cam to get real evidence of what she's like. I can imagine she's a slavedriver and you'd end up locked in her annexe, and if she is feeling kind she would leave a homemade tuna mayo sarnie outside the annexe door after you've been trapped under a dozen size 18 with label snipped out outfifts for three days on the trot.


chance of a lifetime hahah this has made me lol


as did whoever used the term "lounge lizard" to describe her

Oh I wonder if she would be so kind to add sweetcorn to the tuna mayo sandwich. Dealbreaker

 

[Purpledahlia]

Oh I wonder if she would be so kind to add sweetcorn to the tuna mayo sandwich. Dealbreaker

goes without saying

 

[minnietheminx]

Chaz must have done a runner. He didn’t feature in her Stanford bridge post! Dumped by moleman, he used to do her Depop, probably wants her highly flammable tit out of his house. Obviously skint again and, alone again, naturally!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Chaz must have done a runner. He didn’t feature in her Stanford bridge post! Dumped by moleman, he used to do her Depop, probably wants her highly flammable tit out of his house. Obviously skint again and, alone again, naturally!

She did ask him a question in the comments but he didn’t respond.

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

I wonder if moleman has dumped her…

“Fashion”………hahahahahaha. She buys and wears fake goods, says it all!!! She is ridiculed with nearly every outfit she wears apart from her 50 comments on Instagram. What a joke.

And she just posted her nip slip video that was on OFS to her Instagram story!! It’s an old video.

SHE IS GETTING DESPERATE!!!

Nah, he still has her (so to speak) love that he's using the pic her in the nursing bra on his page

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

Think Lauren and Chloe Ferry had the same surgeon. Just been reading an article on Chloe in the DM which features some very classy selfies in a hotel bathroom with the toilet in the background. The size of her backside is practically the same as our BYG......

Isn’t the toilet a sign that Chloe is up for porta potty work?

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

And you get a % of duck all for working there babes! In fact, this is an internship that money can’t buy working alongside the Bewful Yun Gel TOWIE OG, Presenter, Model, Author, Fitness Expert, Amazin’ strong ‘ormoned Hot Mumma, Business Woman, Entenpreneur, Fashion Designer, Boss witch - you should be paying her for the opportunity.

Other requirements of the role:
Don’t mind getting a criminal record for selling counterfeit goods;
Can only take photos of the clothing not BYG unless you will photoshop every photo;
Happy to clean tit stains off clothes, sofas etc.;
Not afraid of working in a flammable environment;
Not sensitive to bright lights in case Chaz decides to smile at you.

Don't 4gett that are bewfelyungel also has a BAFTER.

 

[Caw1982]

I'm from Essex and I honestly feel like applying for the job just to get an interview and see her in real life, with a body cam to get real evidence of what she's like. I can imagine she's a slavedriver and you'd end up locked in her annexe, and if she is feeling kind she would leave a homemade tuna mayo sarnie outside the annexe door after you've been trapped under a dozen size 18 with label snipped out outfifts for three days on the trot.


chance of a lifetime hahah this has made me lol


as did whoever used the term "lounge lizard" to describe her

Please do it!!!

 

[geordiegirl]

I'm from Essex and I honestly feel like applying for the job just to get an interview and see her in real life, with a body cam to get real evidence of what she's like. I can imagine she's a slavedriver and you'd end up locked in her annexe, and if she is feeling kind she would leave a homemade tuna mayo sarnie outside the annexe door after you've been trapped under a dozen size 18 with label snipped out outfifts for three days on the trot.


chance of a lifetime hahah this has made me lol


as did whoever used the term "lounge lizard" to describe her

Omg please do it! Even for the laugh at the interview although it will probs be over zoom so she can put a filter on then if you did get the job, Chaz would show you the annexe as that’s where he stays/banished to, so you would probs never get to meet her

 

[WordSalad]

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“For mums and lifestyle” and yet yesterday she just promoted her porn page.

“make it clearer”?? Sure Goodger, buy a dictionary..

I wonder if moleman has dumped her…

“Fashion”………hahahahahaha. She buys and wears fake goods, says it all!!! She is ridiculed with nearly every outfit she wears apart from her 50 comments on Instagram. What a joke.

And she just posted her nip slip video that was on OFS to her Instagram story!! It’s an old video.

SHE IS GETTING DESPERATE!!!

All she could be to mums is a cautionary tale. How to raise a bored, unengaged, unsmiling baybee gel.

I think she’s drunk and been reading on here

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And read how we said her Instagram photo is ugly

I can’t believe she just posted how she wants to do a more mums lifestyle type Instagram account and then post her nip slip video from years ago to promote more porn

Wot appened to the laulielielie cloving range she started wiv Chas? Did e keep the copyrite wen e scarpered?

 

[Clickbait]

Nah, he still has her (so to speak) love that he's using the pic her in the nursing bra on his page

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So given it’s not done in surname order, Big Loz is now down the pecking order from Kerry Katona’s daughter and that no-mark fishwife from MAFS U.K.

 

[minnietheminx]

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Nah, he still has her (so to speak) love that he's using the pic her in the nursing bra on his page

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he has taken his name off though on her bio, it used to be Craig @ unleashed talent, now it’s just unleashed talent

 

[Chi4]

I bet she’s much prettier in real life too. There is nothing attractive about an alien head and all that contouring. She looks like a crap drag queen.

She is a bloated mess in real
Life