Lauren Goodger #45 he new teef, me not well, got hair in knot, but love baby gel

[Pom Bear]

Last couple of days when looking at the big Loz thread this advert keeps popping up on my tattle, is a certain internet auction site trying to sell me a stone statue of pan face herself?

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Now if I was any good at pictures like Pom I know what I’d do….

Here you are, hope you like them xx.

Back tomorrow x

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

Here you are, hope you like them xx.

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Back tomorrow x

OMG @Pom Bear just when I think I have seen your funniest pics you come up with these!!!! Great start to my day!

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

I love you Pom Bear I can't work this website at all can someone explain to my thick self how to follow people as I'm dying to see if Pom Bear posts pics on other threads.

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

I’m singing now I’m just a Love Machine by Girls Aloud in my head but instead ‘I’m just a wind machine’!!

Same , but I'm on the Miracles version! (I'm thinking the grunting at the start is L'Arg at his sink??)

The Miracles - Love Machine - YouTube

 

[Sunnydaze101]

So she just posted picture of the self when she went to the Chelsea game a few months ago

But when she posted pictures a few months ago of herself at the game she had a different face on

 

[Jolie1988]

So she just posted picture of the self when she went to the Chelsea game a few months ago

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But when she posted pictures a few months ago of herself at the game she had a different face on

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Had it taken that long to filter it

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Poor Goodger trying to make herself look pretty again. What a sad life she ain’t got it!!

 

[Phoenix_88]

So she just posted picture of the self when she went to the Chelsea game a few months ago

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But when she posted pictures a few months ago of herself at the game she had a different face on

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"Standford bridge". Ffs

 

[Anna666]

So she just posted picture of the self when she went to the Chelsea game a few months ago

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But when she posted pictures a few months ago of herself at the game she had a different face on

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It's also ` Stamford bridge ` the comments are beyond hilarious with people taking the piss ` whats Stanford bridge?? ffs `.. they are crucifying her on IG ... it honestly dosent come more thicker, than our lozzzz .... she's showing off at a place, that does not exist .... the dimwit airhead dumbo!!

 

[So so able]

That outfit looks like her mam has had to hastily pull something together for a non uniform day and the only thing available is a spare bed sheet. It's bleeping awful!!

 

[SATCGOSS]

I couldn't resist it loooooool xx.
Here he is with his Ball Bag phone case xx.

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Thank you very much xx.
It's good to be back on again and I really enjoyed your song Loz the boot xx

OMG I’m Pom famous for the 2nd time thanks so much

 

[Jolie1988]

I ll give her something, she certainly has confidence wearing all white especially when she is in her real state she must look like a big blob, stay puft marshmallow woman with that big messed up face

 

[Clickbait]

The clothes on the So Monroe website look so cheaply made. These trousers have an elasticated waist so perfect for Big Loz. I’d have loved someone to have taken a photo of her for comparison. Guessing the Chelsea fans had no idea who she was. I’ve mocked up her actual body and made her moon face more in proportion.

 

[xyzcba]

So she just posted picture of the self when she went to the Chelsea game a few months ago

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But when she posted pictures a few months ago of herself at the game she had a different face on

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I love that, even months later, you can't get anything past a Tattler

 

[geordiegirl]

I ll give her something, she certainly has confidence wearing all white especially when she is in her real state she must look like a big blob, stay puft marshmallow woman with that big messed up face

@Pom Bear Pleeeeaaasseee can you make our Lozza into Mr Staypuft from Ghostbusters with this white outfit she has on!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

So she just posted picture of the self when she went to the Chelsea game a few months ago

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But when she posted pictures a few months ago of herself at the game she had a different face on

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In 'gifted clothes' too. Who the hell would go to football dressed like this anyway FFS???

 

[geordiegirl]

Dying! She’s an absolute twunt and love how even Chazza hasn’t put her right

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I ll give her something, she certainly has confidence wearing all white especially when she is in her real state she must look like a big blob, stay puft marshmallow woman with that big messed up face

Yeah and she had her gut out. I remember that thread, we were laughing because she would have looked so hideous at the football dressed up like that with her butt and gut on show and her trying to squeeze past people to get to her seats. I bet she thought it would be all nice spaced out seating but it wasn’t.
She really ridicules herself to get a picture for Instagram that she can edit to death, she doesn’t think about the people in person who actually can see her true state. I was shocked and grossed out when I saw her once.

 

[Eureka]

I bet she’s much prettier in real life too. There is nothing attractive about an alien head and all that contouring. She looks like a crap drag queen.

 

[Clickbait]

I bet she’s much prettier in real life too. There is nothing attractive about an alien head and all that contouring. She looks like a crap drag queen.

I doubt it. Rough as nails, botched, bloated and with a smug look on her face which I cannot understand for the life of me.