She looks like she has another leg, the photoshop is that bad, if you look just above the lifted leg there looks like a phantom limb!!Nailed it! That's what she reminded me of
(Her arse is Photoshopped SO badly in this picture from about 18 months ago). Neanderthal woman crossed with a baboon. Or a centaur. Also, Lauren's wearing one of her many digitally-altered heads.
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All I am imagining there is the Lego haircuts I had when I was a kid where you put them on the Lego figure. Her hair looks so unnatural like the rest of her that you could imagine her with some editing software like in Weird Science.Nailed it! That's what she reminded me of
(Her arse is Photoshopped SO badly in this picture from about 18 months ago). Neanderthal woman crossed with a baboon. Or a centaur. Also, Lauren's wearing one of her many digitally-altered heads.
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I know I should be thinking she is hot but I just can’t
As some of us predicted ... she reads everything on here 
..... that poor lil mite looks bemused, looks like no shits are given ... she's thinking ..... ` Im nearly 4 months old, found my feet 3 weeks ago by myself ... and this hideous obese, moon face moronic twit ..... has only now noticed that I have feet
.... who the duck is this woman???? ... god give me strength, as soon as I learn to walk ... Im outta here!! ... go and live with daddy and his boyfriend ... they are more fun to be around ` 
...... HEY LOZZZZ THAT PUFFED UP CANKLE LOOKS PAINFUL ... AS ARE THOSE BUTCH BUILDERS HANDS ... you were eating for 6 while pregnant, now nearly 4 months in, you should have lost some of that ` pregacy ` blubber by now 
.... can we also see some pics of ` oddbod ` sleeping to prove he has not escaped, your obese clutches 
..... that poor lil mite looks bemused, looks like no shits are given ... she's thinking ..... ` Im nearly 4 months old, found my feet 3 weeks ago by myself ... and this hideous obese, moon face moronic twit ..... has only now noticed that I have feet .... who the duck is this woman???? ... god give me strength, as soon as I learn to walk ... Im outta here!! ... go and live with daddy and his boyfriend ... they are more fun to be around ` ...... HEY LOZZZZ THAT PUFFED UP CANKLE LOOKS PAINFUL ... AS ARE THOSE BUTCH BUILDERS HANDS ... you were eating for 6 while pregnant, now nearly 4 months in, you should have lost some of that ` pregacy ` blubber by now .... can we also see some pics of ` oddbod ` sleeping to prove he has not escaped, your obese clutches Attachments
3rd ear, 3rd leg, and a bottom tit. Seems everything is in threes with BYG.
She's already deleted those posts on her stories, unless my insta is playing up
Haha brilliant, She ll be like a bowling ball with her 3 holes
actually shuddering at the mental images that has conjured up 
Oh that's fantastic!Nailed it! That's what she reminded me of
(Her arse is Photoshopped SO badly in this picture from about 18 months ago). Neanderthal woman crossed with a baboon. Or a centaur. Also, Lauren's wearing one of her many digitally-altered heads.
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So many thighs, all on one leg.
I haven't even looked at the face yet, I'm mesmerised by weird limbs.
It's like a cheese dream.
Pull up a sweaty cinema couch, grab yourself some corn on the cob and enjoy.I haven't been on this thread before! Sallie Axl, Roxy Winstanley & Alice Evans have kept me busy haha
LAROSE!!!!!!!
Preferably home maid corn
Backgrid exclusive:
Lauren Goodger, 35, stepped out on Halloween night with her third leg on display.
Lauren Goodger, 35, stepped out on Halloween night with her third leg on display.
Les go babes!Do a remix of Jake the peg. 'i'm Loz the boot, with my extra foot'
Am Loz the boot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Wiv me extra foot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Wereva a go
Wiv Backgrid and coke
The yungels always let me know
There’s Loz the boot
Deedle eedle ededle dumb
Wiv her extra foot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
The day a was born
Oh boy, me muva nearly died
She couldn’t get me nappeh on
No matter how 'ard she tried
Cause a was born wiv a massive arse
And since the day begun
A had to learn to stand on me own fwee trotters
Believe me, that no fun
Am Loz the boot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Wiv me extra foot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Wereva a go
Wiv Backgrid and coke
The yungels always let me know
There’s Loz the boot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Wiv her extra foot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
A had a dreadful childhood
Really a spose a shudn’t moan
Each time they 'ad a free foot race
A wun it on me own
And also a got popular
When came time for photos
They used to roll me leggings up
And tell me a was bewful
Am Loz the boot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Wiv me extra foot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Wereva a go
Wiv Backgrid and coke
The yungels always let me know
There’s Loz the boot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Wiv her extra foot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
A was a dreadful scholar
A found mafs so 'ard
The only fing a new for sure was that fwee feet make a yard
To count to Juletember a used me fingers
If a needed more
By getting me shoes and socks off
A could count to it
(Pause count: 24135…) to Jultember!
Am Loz the boot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Wiv me extra foot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Woreva a did they said was right
So they said 'Jesus Christ, what a sight!'
Then they shouted at me 'put your best foot forward'
'But witch trotter, babes?' A said
It very fine for you, you only got choice of two but me? Fwee!
Am Loz the boot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Wiv me extra foot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Wiv me extra foot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Wereva a go
Wiv Backgrid and coke
The yungels always let me know
There’s Loz the boot
Deedle eedle ededle dumb
Wiv her extra foot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
The day a was born
Oh boy, me muva nearly died
She couldn’t get me nappeh on
No matter how 'ard she tried
Cause a was born wiv a massive arse
And since the day begun
A had to learn to stand on me own fwee trotters
Believe me, that no fun
Am Loz the boot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Wiv me extra foot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Wereva a go
Wiv Backgrid and coke
The yungels always let me know
There’s Loz the boot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Wiv her extra foot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
A had a dreadful childhood
Really a spose a shudn’t moan
Each time they 'ad a free foot race
A wun it on me own
And also a got popular
When came time for photos
They used to roll me leggings up
And tell me a was bewful
Am Loz the boot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Wiv me extra foot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Wereva a go
Wiv Backgrid and coke
The yungels always let me know
There’s Loz the boot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Wiv her extra foot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
A was a dreadful scholar
A found mafs so 'ard
The only fing a new for sure was that fwee feet make a yard
To count to Juletember a used me fingers
If a needed more
By getting me shoes and socks off
A could count to it
(Pause count: 24135…) to Jultember!
Am Loz the boot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Wiv me extra foot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Woreva a did they said was right
So they said 'Jesus Christ, what a sight!'
Then they shouted at me 'put your best foot forward'
'But witch trotter, babes?' A said
It very fine for you, you only got choice of two but me? Fwee!
Am Loz the boot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Wiv me extra foot
Deedle eedle eedle dumb
Not much in that wardrobe is there? None of her polyester jumpsuits or that lovely frock she wore the other week....................Nailed it! That's what she reminded me of
(Her arse is Photoshopped SO badly in this picture from about 18 months ago). Neanderthal woman crossed with a baboon. Or a centaur. Also, Lauren's wearing one of her many digitally-altered heads.
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Yep she’s def deleted them but when you click and hold on the photo, she’s tagged that Vicky which is peculiar…
She always looks utterly bored.
Also those teef are an absolute joke.
Also those teef are an absolute joke.
Wonder if the writing on his phone case says ‘Ball Bag’? The name suits him
Nice to see him out at work, helping to financially support his family and not leeching off his girlfriend... Oh wait
that looks suspiciously like he’s at home.....again!
He pushed out a begging message to expired OF subscribers last week offering discounts
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