Well done to @Brian Butterfield for the thread title! You win a year’s subscription to DIVA.
It’s all gone a bit tits up for DIVA, who tried to defend Jack yesterday but were faced with backlash.
Jack has been observing a couple of days’ silence after the queen’s funeral - perhaps she’s been tasked with dismantling Big Dave’s big gun.
Please add to this!
Now for some boring, but necessary stuff, from the moderators:
Please don’t post suggestions for what ‘squigs’ or Molly should tweet at or about Jack. (Nobody’s stopping you doing this on Twitter, it just doesn’t need to be replicated here.) Molly / Twitter and Tattle are separate. Stop posting Molly’s every tweet here - it’s not necessary when everyone can just go and look at her page. Fair enough to discuss her if Jack is, or there’s another viral post, but this is not a Molly thread, so some distance should be maintained. The same interests don’t make someone a thread mascot.
Don’t post the same or similar to what you post on Twitter or other social media. Don’t post a screenshot of a tweet you have just liked. Don’t post here that you’ve been blocked, or that you’ve replied to a tweet. Keep it on Tattle and look after your profiles.
Finally, please try to keep on topic. When Jack’s quiet, or it’s late and people want to chat, there is the Food and Drink thread. This helps keep the Jack thread for Jack and makes it easier for everyone else to catch up. Thanks all, and go fairly well.
It’s all gone a bit tits up for DIVA, who tried to defend Jack yesterday but were faced with backlash.
Jack has been observing a couple of days’ silence after the queen’s funeral - perhaps she’s been tasked with dismantling Big Dave’s big gun.
Please add to this!
Now for some boring, but necessary stuff, from the moderators:
Please don’t post suggestions for what ‘squigs’ or Molly should tweet at or about Jack. (Nobody’s stopping you doing this on Twitter, it just doesn’t need to be replicated here.) Molly / Twitter and Tattle are separate. Stop posting Molly’s every tweet here - it’s not necessary when everyone can just go and look at her page. Fair enough to discuss her if Jack is, or there’s another viral post, but this is not a Molly thread, so some distance should be maintained. The same interests don’t make someone a thread mascot.
Don’t post the same or similar to what you post on Twitter or other social media. Don’t post a screenshot of a tweet you have just liked. Don’t post here that you’ve been blocked, or that you’ve replied to a tweet. Keep it on Tattle and look after your profiles.
Finally, please try to keep on topic. When Jack’s quiet, or it’s late and people want to chat, there is the Food and Drink thread. This helps keep the Jack thread for Jack and makes it easier for everyone else to catch up. Thanks all, and go fairly well.
you think the police would have got round to arresting you all my now since its been hundreds of thousands of posts. i'll miss you all.
coming knocking? And as for attempting to log into someone’s patreon etc account, how could you ever prove that? What crime has been committed?? Why am i even giving this headspace???
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