Imogenation #11 Grimo, if you can't take the heat, GET OUT OF YOUR DAD'S KITCHEN!

[Justhereforthegossip1]

lockdown remix

This is the remix to ignition, we are in my dads kitchen, spenny working his body, I have a stomach condition

 

[treelaptop]

1. Outed her friend for having an abortion
2. Told the world about a colleagues sexual assault
3. Traveled and stayed at her parents house during lockdown
4. Pretended to sell her old merch for charity and pocketed the money (when she got confronted quickly donated a smaller amount)
5. Started seeing a man when he had just had a baby and he had a partner.
6. Lied about the length of the relationship with said man.
7. Fell out with Sophia and cinzia
8. Fell out with holly boon
9. Fell out with Racheal Leary
10. Fell out with Lucy flight
11. Fell out with Sarah Ashcroft
12. Cried mental health
13. Said in a post about George Floyd and the blm said: all lives matter and “b r e a t h e”
14. Lied about the dates she said she left school
15. Said she was too scared to leave the house then posted photos of herself at her parents house.
16. Slagged off doctors that looked after her when she was “ill”
17. Sold clothing on depop that claim “never worn and excellent condition” however wears them in the picture and on YouTube?
18. Sells gifted items she has done ads for on YouTube on depop (overpriced)
19. Lied about getting lip filler, even though the filler lady had her face on her website
20. Slagged off all her girl mates she’s ever had
21. Claims every boy likes her and that’s why girls fall out with her
22. SLUT SHAMES HER EX MATES FOR THEIR PAST SEXUAL EXPERIENCES
23. The infamous Nando’s video: dances around Nando’s with a camera in her face and complains that a girl looked at her (zoomed in on her face).
24. Said her brother was her son? But her brother
25. Patronises her followers who didn’t go to private school
26. Bitched about her school friends parents
27. Bitched about her ex’s ex (5 years later)
28. Bitched about her uni friends
29. Bitched about her school teachers
30. Bitched about random girls she sees in the street.
31. Pretended to MIA not on social media however, filmed videos, tiktoks and instagrams.
32. Gasslighted followers in to being kind to her- even if their questions were genuine and valid.
33. Pretended to get “suprised” for her birthday but #gifted on her Instagram post regarding it and the note in the hotel room states mrs Horton meaning she planned the whole thing. AND PRETENDED TO BE SURPRISED
34. Pretended to do a random daily vlog and her husband surprised her with a meal and tickets to theatre, yet she lets slip before the surprise she’s saving herself for a meal. AND PRETENDED TO BE SURPRISED.
35. Set up another birthday surprise, pups popped confetti in her face she “woke up”, looked straight at the camera AND PRETENDED TO BE SURPRISED.
36. Never washes her hair and brags (??)
37. Does shower and brags (??)
38. Does brush her hair and brags (??)
39. Talks about a stomach condition (to help people) but never mentions what it is
40. Travel to a hotel for her birthday during Coronavirus then lied about when she went so it didn’t look like she did.
41. Gets her dad to rate her outfits ( go to ladbible for peoples opinions)
42. Got annoyed when doctors suggested stomach condition (SC) was an eating disorder
43. Got annoyed when they suggested SC was all in her head
44. Said that if she watched Coronavirus on the news she would convince herself she had it (??)
45. Posts about soothing her colon constantly (not wrong to do, but defo not right)
46. Her favourite chocolate is a twix (not weird- but considering her SC means she’s gluten dairy free - suspicious)
47. Said Michelle keegan looked horrible with filler in her face
48. States: not uploading makes her SC worse because she's anxious that people will unsubscribe from her channel. That is emotional blackmail.
49. Tried to wipe all existence of her husband pre- herself.
50. Exploited BLACK LIVES MATTER by tagging the movement in a video and clickbaited but only mentioned it for two seconds, diluting social media of true education on blm
51. Released a wedding video which mainly contained close ups of her, her and you guessed it, her.
52. Uploaded a video about her husband being deaf and made it about... her.
53. For #clapforcarers she set up the camera and danced and sang into it. Making it about herself and not the carers at all.
54. Used her camera whilst vlogging and caused a car crash
55. Joked about being incest with her dad on Twitter
56. Multiple youtubers have implied she’s fake and not real in camera
57. People have came forward that they have received threats from her if she tells anything about her (whilst telling everyone her business to thousands of subscribers)
58. Fake cried on YouTube when she got called out
59. Cashed in on mental health week by pretending to have live panic attacks on camera
60. Claims to have 200 panic attacks a week(really hope she doesn’t but it isn’t possible)
61. Pretends her parents are poor when the live in wealthy areas of Brighton and she went to private school
62. Friend came forward to say she would message other girls boyfriends
63. Let’s her followers message ex friends threatening
64. If someone disagrees with her she posts their name on her story for her followers.
65. A girl posted that her boyfriend bought her something. Imogen posted that her boyfriend had being cheating on her.
66. Commented on Cheryl Cole’s weight saying she needed a McDonald’s
67. Said “Cheryl Cole looks ill - brilliant role model”
68. Has a group chat for her “huns” and her ex and ex’s baby mother were added to it.
69. Claims people bully her yet others claim she bullied them and she used to scare them growing up
70. Says if people don’t like pda they’re bitter and cold and jealous of her
71. States her family is lovely and loving not like most peoples (sorry if your part of a family you aren’t as loving as Imogen’s)
72. Claimed to have death threats over lip filler(??) but didn’t post the evidence like she usually would
73. Has a damaging view on weight- continuously states she’s fat. Although she isn’t.
74. States this is the only time she’s been insecure- in the next sentence she states she remembers when she was an insecure teen.
75. In a video about panic attacks she added 8 ads, then only once she got back lash stated she would donate to charity.

Anymore? Jesus Christ I didn’t realise how much she’s done I’m exhausted

 

[LilacAries]

she suffers with a stomach condition where the shit comes out of her mouth instead of her arse xxx

 

[proseccolove]

So guys. I have something to share.
Tomorrow I am officially back at work.
I will still be here of course but will be quieter than usual in the day.
I just want to thank you all for making my lockdown so special and HILARIOUS. You guys have honestly had me in stitches and made the bad days a bit better. I love you all and I’ve never been prouder to be a bitter bitch.
God I’m getting soppy. Pass me a twix.

 

[Michellellehcim]

So it kept disappearing and not showing.... now it’s showing a few! Sorry guys. Here’s Imogen’s video breaking lock down rules anyway x

Sorry it took so long too!!

 

[Wills315]

I wonder where spenny went on his stag do. I'd say it was in bensalads house just him ben and baby gangsta hugo bee. Ranty Jacob probably said he had come down with leprosy or something so he wouldn't have to go. Ben salad doesn't drink much so he probably had one Tia Maria and milk and got absolutely wankered and spenny was on the mocktails coz god forbid he'd enjoy himself. Ben was probably talking even louder than normal, rambling on trying painfully hard to be funny " and I'll tell you something else" then he'll start listing out all the women hes slept with and spenny will say "well obviously for me and mills it's not about sex we prefer intimacy, kissing cuddling , me massaging the shampoo into her scalp" then baby gangsta hugo will get his boombox out and play "my neck my back, lick my p**** and my crack " song and do an amazing dance routine. Then come half 10 hugo bee will have to get his jim Jams on (Gucci of course) and imo will come on facetime to read him a bedtime story. Spenny will cry himself to sleep at the thought of being apart from her and ben will be slumped on the couch in a drunken stooper still listing off women hes slept with. Imo will come over the next day and ask for the deets and spenny will have his hilarious banter "what happens on boys night stays on boys night " then they will go home and vow to never be at out of each others sight again. At least that's how I imagine it went but I could be wrong.

 

[Quaranqueen]

She says they gave her “this drink” as a last ditch attempt to get her to have a poo?? Let me tell you, my partner is a junior doctor and there is NO way any medical professional would allow anyone not to have a shite for 2 and a half MONTHS. Like if that’s true, she could have grounds to sue the NHS!

BF said you’d probably die (or at least be at deaths door!) from cardiovascular problems or an infection. He said it’ll be Laxido or Movicol that they’ll have given her and they routinely give this to people who have gone a few days without going to the toilet... it’s not hardcore at all??? Definitely not more effective than an enema, like you can pick it up over the counter. The thing they do if enemas don’t work is remove the poo in a procedure called manual evacuation. She’s just talking shite!

My BF is also so confused as to why I’m asking him so many questions about constipation

She says they gave her “this drink” as a last ditch attempt to get her to have a poo?? Let me tell you, my partner is a junior doctor and there is NO way any medical professional would allow anyone not to have a shite for 2 and a half MONTHS. Like if that’s true, she could have grounds to sue the NHS!

BF said you’d probably die (or at least be at deaths door!) from cardiovascular problems or an infection. He said it’ll be Laxido or Movicol that they’ll have given her and they routinely give this to people who have gone a few days without going to the toilet... it’s not hardcore at all??? Definitely not more effective than an enema, like you can pick it up over the counter. The thing they do if enemas don’t work is remove the poo in a procedure called manual evacuation. She’s just talking shite!

My BF is also so confused as to why I’m asking him so many questions about constipation

Also in the process of trying to get him to watch the stomach condition videos to see if any of it makes sense medically but I played literally just the “hello hunniiiiiiies” and he was like “absolutely not” hahaha

 

[Wills315]

Could you imagine the hudson/Horton tribe auditioning for Britain's got talent. The line up: mills , spenny &hugobee doing a mash up of Christina Aguilera songs and bensalad on comedy. Dirty Dee is backstage for moral support and cops a cheeky feel of ant from ant and dec. The two ladies cackle and imo screams "ah mum, she loves it" . Ant looks highly uncomfortable. The group trot on stage " hello hunnies" imo says to the judges. Amanda Holden asks them to introduce the act. Imo: omg I cant believe I'm here I cant cope " she stares in to space so her eyes get teary "I'm sorry I can't do this I'm overwhelmed " she dashes off stage followed by spenny he says "you've got this" and shes immediately fine and takes a deep breath. The music starts and she belts into "everyday is so wonderful " her and spenny sing "you are beautiful in every single way" to each other as they gaze into each others eyes. The audience look bewildered and Simon rolls his eyes. Next its Hugo's turn " yo yo yo london you is looking fine alesha dixon" and sticks his entire hand in his mouth. Then "dirty" comes on and hugo bust some provacitive moves , he gestures to alesha to join him on stage and she literally runs out of the building. Dirty Dee is doing her own dance moves backstage, dont you worry about her huns. She throws her bra and it lands on decs head. Security escorts her out. Finally its Ben's turn, he walks forward brimming with confidence. He catches a glimpse of himself on a camera and gets a semi. He starts his comedy piece " so did you hear about the man with the 15 inch willy, his name was Benjamin hudson . Thanks ladies and gentlemen you've been a wonderful audience ". The audience is eerily quiet. Many of them with small children have already left. Simon tells them that it's the worst shit show of an audition hes ever seen in his life. Imo and spenny collapse on stage in absolute hysterics, their tears flood the stage. Hugo bee just stands there with his air pods chewing on a Hubba bubba. Ben gets very worked up "now let me tell you something mr Cowell " . Security drag them off stage. Imo goes home and makes a story time about how ITV bullied her ENTIRE family. Meanwhile ranty jacob changes his name and joins a Mowry tribe because they make him feel more normal. I'm sorry I'll stop now , I have to much time on my hands

 

[Wills315]

I am quite shocked she didn’t start sobbing

"999 what's your emergency " " omg hey baby gyal princess my baby prince husband, coz we are married , has drank a non alcoholic daiquiri, because we're t total hun , we dont drink and I've got a stomach condition, I'm not looking for pity and its sound SO pathetic but my anxiety is so bad it took me a an hour to find the courage to make this all *voice breaks* I'm sorry hun I dont know what on saying. *voice immediately goes back to normal * but my husband, coz were married ,has got brain freeze and we need a paramedic asap. I'm genuinely so scared "

 

[Discolights]

My husband is due back from work soon (a+e doctor) so I’m going to question him about not being able to poo. When I messaged ‘can we have a chat about constipation later?’ He replied with ‘is this some new after work sexy talk? Because I’m not feeling it.’

 

[User1808]

Guys, what year was all this bullying supposed to have taken place?

1994-Present

 

[Justhereforthegossip1]

FOR ANY HUNS THAT HAVE MADE THEIR WAY TO HERE. IF YOU MISSED THE DELETED VIDEO, YES YOUR PRECIOUS BABYPRINCESS BROKE COVID-19 RULES, PROVING ALL THOSE THURSDAY CLAPS HER AND HER DOG DID WERE FOR INSTAGRAM LIKES

SHE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE NHS LETS KEEP SHOUTING IT

 

[Justhereforthegossip1]

This is the remix to ignition, we are in my dads kitchen, spenny working his body, I have a stomach condition

New thread title suggestion. Just mentioning it again as I feel like I posted it too early to be remembered

Edit: if too long for a title, can be shortened down by taking out “this is the” at the start, not necessary content

 

[proseccolove]

He’s getting ready for me!!!!!

 

[treelaptop]

lockdown remix

This is the remix to ignition, we are in my dads kitchen, spenny working his body, I have a stomach condition

Sipping non-alco rum, yes I’m Hugo bees mum. It’s the twixin weekind hunnies I don’t have lip injections.

 

[Beano93]

WELL IT WAS FUCKING ONE OF YAS.... DISGUSTANG!!!!

 

[maybenotme]

So I actually sent her a message on insta telling her nicely to address her breaking lockdown rules and the fact that it’s not fair on people who have had lost loved ones, I literally told her someone close to he has lost family members and it was kind of heart breaking to see her just not following the rules and she fucking blocked me, fucking big mouth, yellow tounged, sausage lips, baby hun princess rule breaking twat

 

[Sunshineandshadows]

She’s said she’ll address the deleted vid on Wednesday on her insta story! I hope it’s an apology and an admission that she did something wrong! Not a thought out lie that took her a few days to come up with

I can picture the scenes now on Wednesday...
Our baby gal princess imo picks up her phone and opens instagram to start filming something for her story....
As she presses record she takes a deep breath and sighs, staring out into the distance. Her hair is messy, her eyes are puffy and red, but don't look right because she hasn't quite perfected her 'ive just been crying' make up look yet. Spenny is sat beside her.
'Hello hunnies' she says in a quiet sad tone, she goes on to tell us how hard her week has been. Its only Wednesday and she's already has 287456 panic attacks. She's so exhausted with the hate that her baby prince spenny had to wash her hair for her.
We see tears (fake) in her eyes as she tries to cobble together an excuse. Spenny chips in every now and again with a little nod or a yeah and our baby gal princess explains that she 'didn't mean no harm', 'it was only my dad we went to see', 'at least I wasn't going to a beach'.
'Yeah so many other people have gone to beaches, we we're just in someones kitchen' Spenny adds, as he strokes the arm of our now sobbing princess imo.
However, poor imo is distraught that she has let down her hunniezz, and promises she will do better next time.
'I'm only a human, we all make mistakes, and I am happy to admit that' She screeches at the camera. Spenny gives us another nod.
She ends the video thanking her hunniezzzz for all their support, it means so much to her because the hate is unbarable at times. Spenny is still sat there looking gormless as ever.

 

[Justhereforthegossip1]

Starting the list of things wrong with Imogen for jaack mate:


-compulsive liar
-breaks lockdown and then acts like she hasn’t
-lies about lip filler
-cashed in on mental health week after faking panic attacks and pretending to have anxiety because someone asked if she had lip fillers
-fake cried and created puffy eyes using red eyeshadow
-originally lied about donating to MIND, then donated the money and acted like she’d already done this when really she was only going to donate a little and cash in on the rest
-sells clothes that she’s been gifted on Depop for ££
-her and husband make people want to vom- fake personas both of them when you look back to both their pasts
-multiple lies within storytimes: storytimes don’t match up and people have come forward saying she’s a liar and that they’ve received threats from her followers who have found them
-has fallen out with every person she’s ever made friends with
-multiple youtubers have hinted she’s a fake little snake bitch
-manipulates her huns - young and impressionable followers
-outed a girls abortion
-joked about incest with her dad
-thinks she’s above everyone and the best at everything in life and is never wrong
-used her camera whilst driving and caused a car crash
-deletes any comments that aren’t up her arse
-cashes in on her apparent “stomach condition” which she refuses to name so doesn’t actually help anybody who might be going through the same
-uses her stomach condition as an excuse for absolutely everything
-used the hashtag #BLM on a video with nothing to do with Black Lives Matter. And her response to Black Lives Matter on Instagram was "breathe"

The list could go on forever

 

[squarebutton]

Tbh I think the whole not having sex for 5 years was a load of shit

Maybe she got her stories mixed up and meant to say she hadn't been for a shit for 5 years