Hunters & Heels #8 Old McDermott had a press stay, aff-ad-aff-ad-o

[Comfysofa]

Maybe if Joules hadn’t spent so much on ‘Press Trips’ to Watergate Bay and Daylesford Cottages for all the Instahuns to enjoy and shove in people’s faces then they would have actually kept their core customers and wouldn’t be about to go into administration and put hundreds of people out of jobs. Take note others - if you continue you use cheap influencer marketing - your real customers will walk away - it is a short term, quick sale on an item strategy, not a long term one!

 

[Kindred]

I refuse to believe this is her bare face giving advice to real normal people about undereyes.

I can see her now.. "well I don't personally have this problem, I get 13 hours of sleep a night as the boys and Col tuck me in with down pillows and silk slippers, bless them, they love me so much, so my skin is flawles and fekkin birds and deer help me get dressed in the morning as I wash my face with morning dew and unicorn tears or as the boys call them, wet little tiny fairy footprints on mummy's face".

 

[jkl]

Good on this person calling her out! What do we think - Sickly sweet reply from Lozza or delete and block?

 

[Latetotheparty]

A beret in Paris How cliché, I’m surprised she hasn’t got a string of onions & a baguette tucked under her arm

 

[_crescentmoon_]

Finally unfollowed. We have just had some massive unexpected bills which is going to stop any extra spending for the next 6 months and I got myself upset last night thinking why does Everyone else seem to have it all. Went through my insta of all these women who just advertise to me all the time and show the fakery. Can’t take it anymore it’s so bad for mental health constantly watching all of that

 

[Pass_the_popcorn#2]

Every, f&cking year…….”it’s time”. It’s wild garlic. Just f&ck off Lozza. Thank you.

But Col went and foraged it…FFS Col, go and forage for some new balls because your wife has well and truly taken yours

 

[Pass_the_popcorn#2]

She’s been collecting them for over a decade don’t you know.

Along with other peoples husbands

 

[houseofhoop]

Who’s she kidding with that ‘escape the rat race’ gifted stay? Her ‘hectic life’ is wfh rurally and spending her days pressing flowers and doing (iffy) Pilates. She’s doing the exact same things in that Airbnb chalet as she does at home.

The irony of her saying’no screens, just us’
While col unpacks multiple screens, tripods, lighting, drones.
Twat

 

[CBS1]

Well done @CBS1 you got the most votes!
Carry on tattling here

I just want to take this moment to thank Lauren McDermott, if it wasn’t for your endless flogging, your shameful pretend life, the use of ANY opportunity to make money (and the use of your children), and your beyond irritating “heeeeeeeeeeeeey”, I would not have had this special tattle moment keep being a twat, we enjoy mocking your farcical life

 

[Meringue22]

Just saw an advert for those bloody personalised decorations Lauren promotes. Look at this comment. From a bloke

 

[Cutthebull]

I wonder how much business these ridiculously expensive boutique hotels that are so desperate to entertain these freeloading ‘influencers’ actually get from their posts?
Lauren ordered quite possibly the most expensive thing on the menu, bet they’re thinking “why couldn’t she just make do with the Rib Eye”
Bet she washed that chateaubriand down with #gifted bottle of Chateau Margaux!

My parents always taught me that if someone was buying dinner for you, you certainly don’t order the most expensive thing on the menu. Equally they told me if I was at a party or wedding where there was a free bar, just have a few drinks, don’t order doubles, don’t make a show of yourself. This grabby mare & her freeloading husband order the most expensive thing and make absolute pigs of themselves. They are the very worst kind of people. I imagine there is a lot of eye rolling amongst the hotel staff when these freeloading “influencers” arrive.

 

[Cutthebull]

She has officially disappeared up her own arse. What a pretentious twat. Looks nothing like a country woman would dress to go out for a walk. And I know because I am one. And know them. View attachment 1672091

I would describe this look as “the twat in the hat”. I too am a country girl, born and bred and would NEVER look like this. She’s desperately trying and spectacularly failing.

 

[Clare]

Oh just fu€k off! Who goes for a walk dressed like this in leather boots carrying a sodding handbag?! What a Twat.

That’s a look straight out of one of those freebie catalogues in the Sunday papers supplements

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

She has officially disappeared up her own arse. What a pretentious twat. Looks nothing like a country woman would dress to go out for a walk. And I know because I am one. And know them. View attachment 1672091

This is her idea of what being wealthy looks like Bit embarrassing when we all know she rents, and makes her money from being is a full time freeloader/ online fraudster with a pathetic husband who follows her around like a lap dog taking her photo everywhere they go. We live in a very affluent village and there quite a few country folk here, and although people dress nicely - I can honestly say I have never seen anyone dressed quite like Lauren does Its quite tragic

 

[Pass_the_popcorn#2]

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I think there’s a certain air of passive aggression to this comment

 

[jkl]

That commenter has hit the nail on the head. What in the name of all that's holy has Lauren got to be stressed about and need an escape from?! It's absolutely insulting. I've never felt so sickened by her.

She got back from her “dreamy” holiday in Dorset just last week
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She got back from her “dreamy” holiday in Dorset just last week

Edited to add … on reflection she has had a tough week searching for those place mats so perhaps we’re being unfair

 

[Clare]

“It’s my son’s birthday but because I’m a massive narc I’m not going to do a photo carousel about him, I’ll do one about all the cakes I made over the years because I’m the bestest Mum that ever mummed”

 

[Cutthebull]

I think Archie’s face says it all.

 

[Comfysofa]

Absolutely cannot believe that just after sharing some gifted products and a black friday 20% discount for her White Company tree she dares to say she finds black friday too noisy. You are part of the problem Lauren - you are too noisy with your beg, gift, ad, ad, ad, smuggyness!! Does she literally jump on every band wagon. Just go away and find yourself because you are truly lost.

 

[#kindlygifted]

Just leaving this here…

I’d like to tag her in this post tbh, and/or quote it within the comments of her ridiculous ad for her ridiculous planner!!