Sheās dying about herself! I donāt understand why she always wears shapeless tents. What on earth is that latest white thing?! I was so surprised when she posted a photo a while ago of her wearing Pilates gear. She actually has a decent figure, but by wearing those tents she makes herself look so much bigger than she is.Every other post is of her now. It used to be flowers etc or that old dog (Halle, not Col) now its all her and its nauseating. Who nade her a model?
I think it is a time share her parents have - they go to the same place every year.Taken her mum and dad along - no doubt so her & Col can have the instagrammable couples only photos enjoying a nice dinner and drinks without the kids ruining it eating their spag bolognese or fries Lauren must be so draining to live with though - everything she does she prepares, down to the clothes and where photos will be taken. I bet they take so many photos before she achieves the perfect one for her previous grid. Sheās just so nauseating
She does it a lot! If she buys any clothes they are from H&M - if it wasnāt for the free stuff & paid ads, her and the three tenors wouldnāt be able to afford all the holidays and clothes. So glad sheās not living in my neck of the woods anymore!She should have marked that pink Bamford dress as Ad/Pr as she advertised it last (in London) year and it was gifted to her. She did not buy it - so to quote where it was from and say it was last year implies she bought it!
Sheās waiting for one to be gifted!She forgot the travel iron judging by the state of the airport outfit trousers!
I like kids being dressed smartly but they look like theyāre off to a weddingIt takes a lot for me to comment, but honestly, what on Godās green earth has she got those two boys wearing for the flight home?! Iām intrigued to know how she sells it to themā¦ āright boys, weāre all going to wear linen shirts, linen trousers and beige sandals for the journey homeā¦ā āBut whhhhhyyyyyy mummy????ā Iām just dying to know what her answer would be.
Thats cracked me up!Her new dress reel. FFS.
Can you imagine spending precious family time on holiday farting about outside having a full on photo video shoot, including 3 outfit changes?
Most of them arenāt in the real world and even if they were they wouldnāt show it. I had unexpected repairs to do to my house this year, Lauren doesnāt even own her house, nothing wrong with that but she pretends she does and everything is perfect, bet she wouldnāt post a photo of her leaking roof and the mop up that followedFinally unfollowed. We have just had some massive unexpected bills which is going to stop any extra spending for the next 6 months and I got myself upset last night thinking why does Everyone else seem to have it all. Went through my insta of all these women who just advertise to me all the time and show the fakery. Canāt take it anymore itās so bad for mental health constantly watching all of that
Yes donāt forget shes created an illusion of her life. Not real. Plus she will never ever have enough, she will always be hungering for the next thing, the next dopamine hit. @_crescentmoon_ .. you are enough. You donāt need a bleeping god awful floral dress to complete you, you donāt need your kids to be perfectly presented (if you have them) god no. They are enough just as they are.Most of them arenāt in the real world and even if they were they wouldnāt show it. I had unexpected repairs to do to my house this year, Lauren doesnāt even own her house, nothing wrong with that but she pretends she does and everything is perfect, bet she wouldnāt post a photo of her leaking roof and the mop up that followed
This is happening in my daughters school atm (luckily all my social media is private and always has been) but my daughter asked me to delete all photos of her as her classmates have been going through each others parents social media accounts and grabbing screen shots of photos to take the Mickey out of each other Good luck Lauren!Imagine your school mates sharing photos from your mums public insta?