Well done @CBS1 you got the most votes!
Carry on tattling here
Carry on tattling here
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Great title, and the last post on the previous thread is spot on, Lauren can’t afford the life she’s promoting herself, and I’d feel quite embarrassed to be her staying and eating in these luxury places with everyone there knowing you couldn’t afford it if it wasn’t gifted to you for a pr stunt. There’s a lot of snobbery in that world and I can’t imagine staff wanting to fawn over an ad bleep, who they know is on a free ride
Very appropriate thread name given the fact that she's currently waltzing around the Dormy House for free in a ridiculously over the top dress (it's last year's but don't worry, folks, aff link alternatives coming soon...) Won't someone PLEASE gift this woman's long-suffering mother (aka free childcare) a round the world cruise or something, just to see how Lauren copes in her absence 
I just want to take this moment to thank Lauren McDermott, if it wasn’t for your endless flogging, your shameful pretend life, the use of ANY opportunity to make money (and the use of your children), and your beyond irritating “heeeeeeeeeeeeey”, I would not have had this special tattle moment
keep being a twit, we enjoy mocking your farcical life
CongratulationsI just want to take this moment to thank Lauren McDermott, if it wasn’t for your endless flogging, your shameful pretend life, the use of ANY opportunity to make money (and the use of your children), and your beyond irritating “heeeeeeeeeeeeey”, I would not have had this special tattle moment
Why is she standing so awkwardly in that photo?
He looks vacant/dead behind the eyesAhh nothing says I love my husband more than adding branded hashtags to your anniversary post. Keep living the dream Lozza.
Also, did SuperChef Col not get the dress code memo. He looks like he’s off for some clay pigeon shooting while his wife is up at the big house for a cocktail party
And as predicted her parents are looking after the children again!
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The kids look like they are having fun! They don’t get this type of fun from their mother - it’s all about wearing twee outfits, woodland walks and aestheticsHe looks vacant/dead behind the eyes
And as predicted her parents are looking after the children again!
It annoys me that she has chosen a piece of music called Primavera for her story driving through the autumn trees because primavera is Spanish for springtime.
Also Italian & Portuguese
She’s not the brightest I think
Very true, thankful for lovely grandparents I guess!! Seeing as their mother is a selfish waste of space!
She has officially disappeared up her own arse. What a pretentious twit. Looks nothing like a country woman would dress to go out for a walk. And I know because I am one. And know them.
This is her idea of what being wealthy looks like
Bit embarrassing when we all know she rents, and makes her money from being is a full time freeloader/ online fraudster with a pathetic husband who follows her around like a lap dog taking her photo everywhere they go. We live in a very affluent village and there quite a few country folk here, and although people dress nicely - I can honestly say I have never seen anyone dressed quite like Lauren does Its quite tragic 
Exactly how I would describe her look; tragic. She’s a vile tuff hunter in every respect. As @#kindlygifted said; this is her idea of how country folk dress. In reality, far from it. We would be dressed for practicality rather than for an Instagram/catalogue photo shoot . I’d be in old wellies, leggings and a craggy jumper covered in dogs hairs. She’s a prattThis is her idea of what being wealthy looks like
The only time you see anyone in the countryside dressed like Lauren you immediately know they’re just visiting. They’ll also be driving a Land Rover as shiny as the day it came out of the showroom. Whereas anyone who actually lives in the countryside knows it’s pointless cleaning the car (especially at this time of year) as it will be muddy before you’ve even pulled out of the car wash/off your driveway.
What does she look like?!
I think she’s trying to go for classic country chic, sort of ‘off-duty Kate Cambridge’ but it never comes off. It just looks dated and try hard and as someone (everyone?) said on here, like a Country Casuals catalogue ad.
I think she’s trying to go for classic country chic, sort of ‘off-duty Kate Cambridge’ but it never comes off. It just looks dated and try hard and as someone (everyone?) said on here, like a Country Casuals catalogue ad.
Yes! It's the same thing Lydia Millen or Josie Ldn do - country attire cosplay was what I called it in Lydia's thread. For all of them - and all the other identikits in IG - it just seems like such a farce.
I would describe this look as “the twit in the hat”. I too am a country girl, born and bred and would NEVER look like this. She’s desperately trying and spectacularly failing.
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