They can’t afford what she wants to live in. She wants to be in that area as it’s seen as affluent
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I agree! she looks so out of place there, her beige, frumpy and dowdy classic look just doesn’t fit in and it made me laugh the fact that she wasn’t in anyone’s photos or tagged in anyones stories from the event (apart from a few unfortunate angles of her in the background)
poor Lauren, doesn’t fit in with the young trendy influencers crowd or with the wealthier crowd. But that’s what happens when you have no identity of your own and you are completely FAKE! 
couldn’t happen to a nicer, greedier sales woman!I thought exactly the same thing. Top of the list of things that didn’t happen.
I wouldn't be surprised if they do own somewhere, but it's not insta-worthy so they rent it out.
Yeah that wouldn’t surprise me - definitely a lot of tax write offs going on
Her shiny forehead and eyes brows did not move in those stories. How can she ever think that we buy her ‘I don’t get Botox’ BS
Every, f&cking year…….”it’s time”. It’s wild garlic. Just f&ck off Lozza. Thank you.
But Col went and foraged it…FFS Col, go and forage for some new balls because your wife has well and truly taken yours
That’s some going. It has stiff competition.
Oh Lordy, I absolutely PMSL at her film for the meal giveaway. What on Earth must her friends have thought?! “I’ll take you out to lunch but I’ll be pimping you out on Instagram for the privilege” 
And I’m dying to know who filmed it for her… Col?! Did he get a wee doggy bag? The mind boggles!
And I’m dying to know who filmed it for her… Col?! Did he get a wee doggy bag? The mind boggles!
She looks so old in that BB ad, I forget how old she actually is but she’s not 40 yet is she?
She is such a control freak. Always explaining if something isn’t just perfect.
Mind you, the spelling and grammar aren’t so good in the story about Wowy’s birthday card. Standards are slipping Lozza.
Mind you, the spelling and grammar aren’t so good in the story about Wowy’s birthday card. Standards are slipping Lozza.
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Imagine living your life always striving for perfection and cocking it up somewhere along the way
She looks way older than her years! The look she’s trying to emulate just doesn’t work for her, you’d swear she was mid 40’s
Who filmed this little gem of a story for her? Didnt she look a daft twit with her white dress and white coat draped on her shoulders, like a gurning Blowfeld. My only other annoyance was that her mate hadnt cut away the holding thread for the split on the back of her coatOh Lordy, I absolutely PMSL at her film for the meal giveaway. What on Earth must her friends have thought?! “I’ll take you out to lunch but I’ll be pimping you out on Instagram for the privilege”
little things eh Omg I’ve just watched it! She must have dragged Col along to film the whole thing! Her hugging her mates was so fake! How sure are we that they were indeed real friends and not paid actors? Everything by Lauren McDermott is fake and vomit inducing.Oh Lordy, I absolutely PMSL at her film for the meal giveaway. What on Earth must her friends have thought?! “I’ll take you out to lunch but I’ll be pimping you out on Instagram for the privilege”
Gurning BlofeldWho filmed this little gem of a story for her? Didnt she look a daft twit with her white dress and white coat draped on her shoulders, like a gurning Blowfeld. My only other annoyance was that her mate hadnt cut away the holding thread for the split on the back of her coat
brilliant!! She just needs a menacing cat on her lap for full villain effect
Her SPaG has always been shite
What in the name of god is that poor child wearing? That jacket looks like something Del Boy would have worn. Good god.
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