Fopperholic #15 Prancing in a cheap pleather dress, her insta career is a mess!

[AllTheHunsBeHunning]

Fopperholic #16 Poorly nan won't spoil *MY* fun, I'll still sell my arse to The Sun!

 

[Ceebee_Geebee]

I've been reading all the thread suggestions and while I don't like Fopperholic, I really think it's in poor taste for us to have her nan as a part of a new thread. Let the lady rest in peace regardless of Nikki. As a sign of respect can we delete those suggestions and come up with others without mention of her nan. Even if Nikki doesn't have any moral fibre, let's show that we do and respect her memory otherwise we're no better than Nikki is.

 

[JayS]

Thread suggestion: She sells her story to the rag, pretending to be a budget mum with a Gucci bag.

 

[Kweenbee]

Remember when she used to write a caption on her posts like it was the boys ‘stealing her phone’
Ohh fopps back then you thought u were going to be the next big thing

That was cringe worthy as fuck even for her


hi everyone gray gray here, mummy is sooo up her own arse she really pisses me off, daddy is alright though I can tolerate him.
I wish they would buy us a plate each though, not sure why we only get one between us when mummy and daddy claim to be so rich

This weekend we spent at soft play for the 52nd weekend on the trot, we are starting to get bored of it now but I suppose its better than the trips to Costa and mummy's latest shopping trips

I'm just wondering guys, do all you parents film every single second of your sons and daughters lives because we can't even eat in peace these days without that dam camera being in our faces, starting to think that's our parents

Anyway better go now it's getting past mummys official bedtime for us, don't tell her I've sneaked her phone though

Yours always, the fave twin x

 

[Boogs]

Thread suggestion - utter twat

 

[PatsyDarling]

Hey Heather

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

New thread suggestion:

Cashing in with swipe ups after a family bereavement, thinks finding a gym with a crèche is a massive achievement

 

[AllTheHunsBeHunning]

Her family diary video blogs need binned.

Why oh why she thinks people care about her snooze fest "Sunday's"?

I had more fun doing my morning shit today.

Chris looks really depressed.

Tbh, I would too if my wife spent all my money on make up and I had to wear my kid's trousers with no socks on a cold October evening.

 

[PatsyDarling]

The pic of them holding hands above their heads is just a massive cringe

It’s very Tania & Jason from Footballers Wives...

 

[Babybrain]

I live in Warwick, for the past two weeks the local community have been searching for an elderly gentleman that had gone missing, his body was sadly found yesterday in the river right next to where she’s done her ridiculous photo shoot. Imagine if the family had gone to lay flowers and had to watch that absolute nob posing with her leaves

 

[AllTheHunsBeHunning]

Soon our Heav will be deleted and blocked and we'll all be so, so sad

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

My health visitor came over today and she said as long as they support their own weight at that age there is nothing wrong if they don’t crawl or do crawl or walk or not walk.
I think sometimes people on here are very mean when they comment on the development of the boys. All babies do things different some talk before they crawl. There’s nothing wrong with Lawson

I obviously can’t speak for everyone here but when I comment on the boys development it’s not from a place of ridicule or malice towards them. Whether the boys develop or not they are both still absolutely gorgeous and look like really lovely natured wee boys.

My big fucking problem is Fopperholic being a massive stuck up cunt who can’t be arsed to properly parent and is too busy spitting on her eyelashes and policing her social media like bloody North Korea.

She is a terrible parent. Someone has posted about how early intervention is absolutely key and that knob end is too busy buying Lycra, polyester and pleather so she can lob the two boys in a crèche and swan about a bloody country club while pleading poverty.

Those boys deserve better!

 

[stevienicks]

If you have to state we’re an extremely strong couple and we’re so happy, you’re not!

 

[ChubClubThug]

Thread suggestion: Fopperholic #16 Fopp is proud to be in The Scum, she's an awful daughter and a terrible mum.

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

God their relationship looks as dull as fucking dishwater.

Give me a takeaway pizza, movie and a good fumble over that any day of the week.

 

[EyesOpened123]

I was just at a baby group (I live fairly locally to Fopp) and a v glam Mum with twin girls was there. I went to sit down and she said, ‘oh sorry I’m saving this whole side for me and my TWIN MUM FRIENDS’. My blood ran cold. I half expected Fopp to appear. Odd to think there are more of these strange glam twin mums around us though. Maybe nikki isn’t as unique as she thinks

 

[Havingalooksie]

Omg she has got it coming! My little man is a complete terror. He is 2 but he started with his antics around 10 months. He was into everything. Mmm, these boys need freedom. They need house days and getting into everything to be able to learn. Sack the house, it will be there when you've gone. Good god woman, make memories with your kids. I used to be ocd with my house. Ive give up! You can't have a show home with a little one or twins-i forgot! She'll regret this in later life. Im 40 my son is 2 and i have a girl 13. Im an old mum so i get told. So is Fopp, cherish every minute you old sap

She often says "I'm ob.....sessed!" That literally is her problem! Obsessed with spending, slimming world, her weight loss (I forget how much ), her show home, her phlegm filled flutterers, her social media, her looks (botox/layer upon layer of make up/the hair (and a thing on it that looks like it once starred in a Specsavers advert with a vet who needed glasses), constant selfies and because she is so obsessed constant editing of them. She is literally obsessed with having everything she wants including children because her body dared to say no (wouldn't wish that on any woman). She's obsessed with control hence how she 'mothers'. Lots and lots of obsessive and compulsive habits (including lying). If only she could get just a little bit obsessed with those boys, their needs, their personalities and fall a little bit less out of love with herself and fall totally in love with them. All the botox and make up in the world can't give you that kind of sparkle and glow and no amount of money or material objects can buy that happiness Nikki and you are missing out on it all. I can't fucking stand you but I truly pity you!

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

Have you ever seen so much joy on someone’s face putting your kids into a crèche so you can go to the gym. She’s fucking beside herself the sad twat.

 

[Doingitforthegram]

Why does she have to say she went on a night out with her twin mum friends? Why cant it be friends? Or mum friends? She is such a fucking twin bore

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

Gets Botox regularly.

Cant afford: nursery fees, car seats, a second cosy coupe car

Just fuck off Fopps, you vain, smug, selfish Cunt. So over the poverty routine where she’s had to cut back but will happily stab botulism directly into her face. FUUUUUUCKKKK OFFFFFFF