This thread has just given me some laughs on my first night shift back after maternity 
Fopperholic #15 Prancing in a cheap pleather dress, her insta career is a mess!
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Surprised they didn't go to Costa and subway for their anniversary mealIβll remember to call my local travelodge and harvester in advance next year and see what response I get when I say itβs our anniversary. Am expecting silence rather than being offered a free stay!I called the hotel/spa day for anniversaryso predictable! Wouldnβt you just love it if instagram got deleted tomorrow and these idiots would actually have to get a job and pay for things....
Itβs very Tania & Jason from Footballers Wives...
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That really is who they have modelled themselves on!!!!!Itβs very Tania & Jason from Footballers Wives...
the last four years haven't done her any favours. she should have just stayed a single slimming world consultant - it suited her self-obsessed self far better.
Eugh..mad Mazza's at it again.
You looked beautiful...bit trampy
Loved your dres...tits were hanging out of it all day
Your dads face...what did you notice how quick he dumped her at the alter (sorry...hotel desk)
and walked off...couldn't wait to get rid!
You looked beautiful...bit trampy
Loved your dres...tits were hanging out of it all day
Your dads face...what did you notice how quick he dumped her at the alter (sorry...hotel desk)
poor man was glad to hear the end of it - imagine having to listen to her & mad Mazza during the planning process!
This is unreal. How she denies it baffles me
What's going on with her swollen forehead?So even their bleeping anniversary day was giftedis there anything this tight duck won't take?
What's going on with the head hamster? What's the bleeping deal with those eyebrow things?
Itβs very Tania & Jason from Footballers Wives...
its unreal. Imagine fopps at the shoot. If we hold hands like this chris we can look like Tania and Jason.Did she have to settle for golf wife?
To be fair she is too chavy and tacky to be a footballers wife
Did she have to settle for golf wife?
Just noticed this hashtag sheβs using whoβs that for fopps? Yourself? Cos they boys arenβt feeding themselves
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She would have loved to have been a footballers wife !
Golfers Wives of WarwickshireItβs very Tania & Jason from Footballers Wives...
Flicking through her pics , nothing says classy like a paper plate with happy Anniversary written on it and a few bits of fruit 
Chris looks like a serial killer.
We can but hope
We can but hope
Our wedding anniversaries are a night in with a take away. Maybe if i tagged my local Chinese take away I may be gifted some prawn crackers and duck spring rolls and get my next take away for free under an exclusive sponsor with just eat. Then i could stick photos of me wating it on the gram doing poses as i dip my spring roll in the hosin sauce 
Didnt gammons get gifted a night in a hotel once? Might be worth me rejoining insta and see what freebies i can get even though i am more tgan capable of paying for stuff myself
Didnt gammons get gifted a night in a hotel once? Might be worth me rejoining insta and see what freebies i can get even though i am more tgan capable of paying for stuff myself
Not on insta but is this what the spa gave them?Flicking through her pics , nothing says classy like a paper plate with happy Anniversary written on it and a few bits of fruit
It might have been said but one day when the boys are off toddling and are into everything they will get into her dressing room and get to her make up. Ahhh nothing like scrubbing foundation off a cream carpet and having to hose down your 3 year old nephew mid afternoon because you turned your back for what felt like a minute snd he was in your make up bag. My fault, i left it in my living room and then had him for an afternoon. Forgot it was there
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