Elle Darby #31 full birthing vlog for all to see but guess the name is a breach of privacy

[rlouisep9]

Wow the angles really don't have many brain cells do they?

 

[longtimelurker86]

Does anyone even want to attempt to recap the mess that was the last thread?

 

[Lilooooo]

I know most people on this thread aren’t her biggest fan, but a baby being with a resuscitation team for the first minutes of his life would be fucking horrendous to deal with

 

[Pipxx]

The first part of the vlog is a hard watch as much as people dislike Elle and connor that must’ve been extremely distressing for them as it would be anyone, you can see the panic on their faces

 

[longtimelurker86]

Biscuit boy and digestive is hardly offensive is it?

Mine gets called a knobhead about 713 times a day, someone better call social.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Plot twist:

His name was meant to be Freddie ... but they went to register and accidentally named him Freebie

 

[Jmuz93]

I am watching the video with my boyfriend and when they announced ‘Seven’ to be the middle name he said, in Elle’s annoying voice, ‘SeVeN because that’s the amount of times CONNUH has cheated on MEEEEEHH’

Tattler in disguise tbh

 

[faycooper89]

Right who keeps putting 50p in the 12 year olds??

 

[WordsFromReuben]

Carting a newborn baby around Bath on the hottest day of the year, it’s been pushing 30 here today and I bet it’s swaddled in blankets and beige outfits from Zara and covered in melted chocolate digestives.
I guess they are getting him acclimatised for his Ibiza photo shoot in a few weeks.

 

[longtimelurker86]

Elle Darby #32 she thinks they’re famous, a baby called Saint. Carby, FYI - Kim Kardashian you ain’t.

 

[SpiceRack]

OH MY GOD HE REALLY IS CALLED SAINT SWIFT

 

[LT2201]

All I’m gonna say is he’s gonna have issues if he has a lisp

Thaint Theven Thwift

 

[WhiteOrchid]

**MISSING**

Name: SOMEONE’S NAN
Age: 70's
Last Seen: Hanging around Bath City Centre asking young couples with babies in Beige coloured prams what they're newborn babies names are.

WARNING Approach with caution She might get violent and tell you you're taking a fucking liberty.

 

[calmyourritas]

Okay I’ve tried but I’m out for this one guys… can’t do it to myself after a recent miscarriage, hoping one of you angles will do a summary for me

 

[Secretadmirer]

Never thought I’d compliment Connor but he was a bloody good birth partner to Elle. Especially when he was born, could see he was terrified yet he was still focused on reassuring Elle the whole time. Well done Con man! Glad baby is ok, must of been very scary for them at first. Considering Elle had such a long, draining induction and then that to deal with after the birth as well I think she dealt with it all really well and it’s nice it was all an honest and open real birth story. Now just tell us the god damn name Elle

 

[Elle]

Elle waiting to update her Instagram bio from 'expecting baby boy Summer 21' to 'Wolfie/Zachary/Leonardo/Anthony Costa from Blue's mummy'

 

[eyespybs123]

Bloody hell I can't be doing with the gatekeeping on this thread serious mean girl vibes of if you haven't been an active poster since thread 1 you can't sit with us everyone was a new member at some point, no need to be patronising and point them to a rave thread!! Deja vu of the Carys thread all over again where someone says something nice and all hell breaks loose, it's a gossip thread people not a hate thread... And can we please move on from that picture of Connor 'falling out of the hearse', it was funny for the first 51819 times but it's literally been run into the ground (no pun intended ). Give me a tattle warning for arguing with tattle members I don't care

 

[BaileyMC]

What if his name is Suzuki? What a lovely name. Suzuki Swift x

 

[WhiteOrchid]

Rumour has it if you stand in front of a mirror, say the word 'Saint' seven times then spin around, a ghostly pale face appears in the mirror and offers you One Cup of Tea

 

[GinMoon30!]

I've not had a child is it normal to go out so soon after birth I would be too scared

I went out next day after my first for a Nando’s because I’m a fucking idiot. I almost fell asleep in my chicken