Caramel Swirl
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Let us all hail St Melvin of Paisley our Lord and saviour
For He has saved all His wee gawjuss lovelies from a life of sin and darkness
For He turns water into windolene, Bread into vileda mopheads, flats into tacky velvet diamante shiteholes
Guides us all through His brow juurney
And forces the cooncil to repent their sins
All whilst having a flat heed, crapets and rats for flatmates
Tom Ford is shaking over Marlon’s ava may lush wee melts
Youse would be nothing without him
For He has saved all His wee gawjuss lovelies from a life of sin and darkness
For He turns water into windolene, Bread into vileda mopheads, flats into tacky velvet diamante shiteholes
Guides us all through His brow juurney
And forces the cooncil to repent their sins
All whilst having a flat heed, crapets and rats for flatmates
Tom Ford is shaking over Marlon’s ava may lush wee melts
Youse would be nothing without him
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