Right you horrible lot. I've just had to watch that guff 3 times to take in what he's actually warbling on about cos I spent the first 2 views looking for screenshot gold (and failing)!
I blame all youse
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Right you horrible lot. I've just had to watch that guff 3 times to take in what he's actually warbling on about cos I spent the first 2 views looking for screenshot gold (and failing)!
I blame all youse
I think what James meant by saying thanks for giving me my wife back, was that Melvin actually shut up and they could leaveChrist on a crackpipe. So James said βthanks for giving me my wife backβ fml. Maybe she sees what a cringe worthy state he is and itβs made her feel better about her life. That she doesnβt have rats in her loft. That the council doesnβt break into her house. Maybe she said to James duck we think we have it bad come and see the nick of this wee fancy on Instagram. I canβt he is just so self obsessed I had to actually pause the vids as I couldnβt watch for cringing.
Joking aside I think you're right! He did say they were chatting for quite a while.I think what James meant by saying thanks for giving me my wife back, was that Melvin actually shut up and they could leave
Omfg he is so mr G amazingDid anyone ever watch Summer Heights High?
He reminds me of Mr G....
Nooooo Iβm goneLet us all hail St Melvin of Paisley our Lord and saviour
For He has saved all His wee gawjuss lovelies from a life of sin and darkness
For He turns water into windolene, Bread into vileda mopheads, flats into tacky velvet diamante shiteholes
Guides us all through His brow juurney
And forces the cooncil to repent their sins
All whilst having a flat heed, crapets and rats for flatmates
Tom Ford is shaking over Marlonβs ava may lush wee melts
Youse would be nothing without him
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This is genius!!!Let us all hail St Melvin of Paisley our Lord and saviour
For He has saved all His wee gawjuss lovelies from a life of sin and darkness
For He turns water into windolene, Bread into vileda mopheads, flats into tacky velvet diamante shiteholes
Guides us all through His brow juurney
And forces the cooncil to repent their sins
All whilst having a flat heed, crapets and rats for flatmates
Tom Ford is shaking over Marlonβs ava may lush wee melts
Youse would be nothing without him
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I wish I was purely to have those gawjuss brows lovelieThis is genius!!!
Are you the saviour himself?
even when St Mario comes on here or dim Derek does surly this will make them laugh!!
This is the funniest thing I have seen in ages
All hail our saviour
Youβve won the internet.Let us all hail St Melvin of Paisley our Lord and saviour
For He has saved all His wee gawjuss lovelies from a life of sin and darkness
For He turns water into windolene, Bread into vileda mopheads, flats into tacky velvet diamante shiteholes
Guides us all through His brow juurney
And forces the cooncil to repent their sins
All whilst having a flat heed, crapets and rats for flatmates
Tom Ford is shaking over Marlonβs ava may lush wee melts
Youse would be nothing without him
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This has made my Saturday and itβs only 9.44amLet us all hail St Melvin of Paisley our Lord and saviour
For He has saved all His wee gawjuss lovelies from a life of sin and darkness
For He turns water into windolene, Bread into vileda mopheads, flats into tacky velvet diamante shiteholes
Guides us all through His brow juurney
And forces the cooncil to repent their sins
All whilst having a flat heed, crapets and rats for flatmates
Tom Ford is shaking over Marlonβs ava may lush wee melts
Youse would be nothing without him
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Some poor deluded lost soul....Shine bright like a Diamond. Which one of you sent him this? View attachment 75860
OMG I suspect St Peter might put you on the naughty escalator for this, but this has made me howl laughing so you'll probably have me for companyLet us all hail St Melvin of Paisley our Lord and saviour
For He has saved all His wee gawjuss lovelies from a life of sin and darkness
For He turns water into windolene, Bread into vileda mopheads, flats into tacky velvet diamante shiteholes
Guides us all through His brow juurney
And forces the cooncil to repent their sins
All whilst having a flat heed, crapets and rats for flatmates
Tom Ford is shaking over Marlonβs ava may lush wee melts
Youse would be nothing without him
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Who is St. PeterOMG I suspect St Peter might put you on the naughty escalator for this, but this has made me howl laughing so you'll probably have me for company