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He should feel unsafe he lives in the a really tit area of paisley and is well know for murders etc so never mind the council breaking in he should be worried about what else is going on round about him!
I can see it on reporting Scotland now.Omg I’ve never witnessed such an over reaction
I mean, yes, it’s a pretty bad mistake to make. But they didn’t just do it randomly. He had asked them to call out to investigate the issue above him, they’ve done so, but messed up. He told them the neighbour wasn’t there anymore so they had to break the locks to get in. But yes stupidly they’ve broken the wrong locks. But it’s not like they just decided to go round and break locks for no reason. As long as they fix any damage what’s the issue? He’s going on like he’s ‘not going to drop it’ and ‘sorry isn’t enough’ lol what does he want them to do??
“Entry to the flat was impeded by an unusually large quilted mirror. It appears the thieves had attempted to take it, yet had decided at some stage to leave it at the scene. An eyewitness stated, ”it’s that boggin a burglar widni even take it”
Personally, I reckon Mario should be thanking the cooncil profusely for giving him some content for his insta 
Oh god, I can't even with this new drama for fucks sake. tit happens Melvin! Just be glad you have a roof over your head and get over it. You won't get compo, so wind your scrawny neck in and sit the duck down
They had to break in to access the massive door knocker on the chair!
The thing is he then says me and Derek are sitting here .... so if Dereks there why the duck did he rush home ?I’m howling at these videos ‘I’m loosing loss of earnings’ by having to rush home coz me hoose is unsafe, nah mate, think it’s okay. Squatters would look through the door at your crapets and 50 shades of grey b&m interior and move on
God forbid if anything actually bad were to happen to him? Vapid twit
You are testing the strength of my pelvic floor muscles here, I'm crying with laughter
I thought he was worried about the postman that seen him naked ( remember that story ) entering his house so he could sniff Saint Mario’s boxers
Don’t you know he pays full rent 
what difference does that make!
what difference does that make!
He went full on compo face there.
what a complete twit
what a complete twit
In Melvin's mind that puts him at the front of the queue for everything over people who receive housing benefitsDon’t you know he pays full rent
Plus he's an instagram star, the council should be paying himClearly this sort of thing is ok happen to those that don'tDon’t you know he pays full rent
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Saint Saviour of small business Melvin and his reaction to the cooncil when they dare to say sorry
Saint Saviour of small business Melvin and his reaction to the cooncil when they dare to say sorry
I live not too far from them and have never felt unsafe !! What a load of sh!te
He is getting more infuriating as the day goes on , if he was a private let he would be raising a law suit. Oh do duck off 
Raising a law suit?He is getting more infuriating as the day goes on , if he was a private let he would be raising a law suit. Oh do duck off
Oh Melvin hun, you don't even know what you're talking about. When in doubt, keep your mouth shut or you'll show the whole world just how thick you are.After a really tit day I can always count on Mario to make me laugh! He’s definitely after compensation isn’t he? That would pay to do up his mansion
100% will stop him having to take out finance on the crapets. raise a lawsuit.... stop, I can’t breathe!
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