Oh Lordy, I've done myself a mischief laughing at that Kermit image!
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Congratulations to all the players who correctly answered "E"
You have won yourselves a (virtual) dozen mousetraps and a diamante encrusted letter box
See! I told you Melvin was son of God. Curing the sick and disabled with his foul mouth and gobshite ways. I might put a Melvin story on and shove my phone up my arse to see if he can cure my debilitating pilesOh dear god who are these people who send him these messages
Praise be!Oh dear god who are these people who send him these messages
He’ll be turning water into Windolene next....
Melvin can then use his strangler fingers to retrieve your phone later.See! I told you Melvin was son of God. Curing the sick and disabled with his foul mouth and gobshite ways. I might put a Melvin story on and shove my phone up my arse to see if he can cure my debilitating piles
If you’re lucky he might #gift you one of those knock off phone cases he showed off recently. Once he’s toilet brushed off any skiddies and zoflora’d your bum cheeks.
Then, even though you will ask him not to, he will let all his muffia lovelies share in his benevolence on his stories.
This morning has thrown up a few gems. He slept from 8pm through to 4am. That’s a whole 8 hours, but still not good/enough. I’m lucky if I get 5hrs (broken) sleep - but I still manage to function in my 13 shifts for the NHS!
Also, “labelise” I have a fairly good grasp on the English language, this was a new one on me, so I took to Google. Urban Dictionary came up with the correct answer! See below.
Also, “labelise” I have a fairly good grasp on the English language, this was a new one on me, so I took to Google. Urban Dictionary came up with the correct answer! See below.
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Is it just me or has his stories about his transgender YouTube been deleted??
That should have said, the YouTuber he follows.
Because at the end of the day he's just another insta clone that can't bear the thought of shopping anywhere hinch does or buying anything in a colour other than grey. Plus I don't know if he'd get the same level of tacky tat at debenhams, the hinchers home styling philosophy is only to buy stuff that actually looks like it came from home bargains. They've developed this fantasy world where cheap and nasty is the new classy, plus you got to be relatable so the cheaper the better
A massive shudder just ran through my whole body with the thought of Melvin's serial killer fingers anywhere near my balloon knot!
Yes!! They’ve gone. Curious? Why would he delete such post?! Hmmmm.
I can still see the one story about Nikki (sp?), where he was at pains to point out he had followed for 6 years 
The story was all over social media last night and is in the news today. Bet Melvin is pure rage he missed it all and he’s a Johnny come lately as per usual
The story was all over social media last night and is in the news today. Bet Melvin is pure rage he missed it all and he’s a Johnny come lately as per usual
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I thought he'd only had insta for a year? Or is it just his cleaning insta? So many questions...
Well rest assured you didn’t miss much. Just odd that he deleted them. He was rabbiting on about having to put a tag on being ‘Gay’ or ‘Transgender’ that straight people don’t have to tell people they’re ‘straight’I can still see the one story about Nikki (sp?), where he was at pains to point out he had followed for 6 years
The story was all over social media last night and is in the news today. Bet Melvin is pure rage he missed it all and he’s a Johnny come lately as per usual
Well Mario luv, you’re the one that just came onto your stories and told us all that this youtuber was ‘transgender’. So the only tagging I’ve seen today is being done by you.
its still up !!!
It’s still on but he’s tagged a fan page instead of her actual Instagram. Can’t be that much of a follower aye 
ps - I’ve followed her for years and LOVE HER.
I was so shocked watching that YouTube vid last night! I would never ever have guessed that, bless her. Very brave and being blackmailed is just bleeping cuntish.
ps - I’ve followed her for years and LOVE HER.
I was so shocked watching that YouTube vid last night! I would never ever have guessed that, bless her. Very brave and being blackmailed is just bleeping cuntish.
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I’m having a pure Melvin moment and can’t attach an image
You are right it’s from a trending stories thing on YouTube, plus isn’t she called Nikkie? What a dick
I’m having a pure Melvin moment and can’t attach an image
You are right it’s from a trending stories thing on YouTube, plus isn’t she called Nikkie? What a dick
The screenshot of the page is still up - but There were multiple dots of him beefing on about this Nikki - who he has watched for such a long time (6 years) and is so shocked and surprised. He didn’t see that coming. And in this fag and age, it’s sad we have to “labelise” anything that’s not ‘normal’. 🥱
There he goes again, stupid comments that do more harm than good. He is such a dick
What happened to the rats ? Have they went on holiday ?? Rats don’t just move out because they looked in the loft . Once they get in they are hard to get rid of ,well they don’t just disappear overnight . Is this another of St Melvins dramas for insta ?
I was thinking about the rats today when I was walking the dog. I do hope the cooncil worker sticks his foot through Melvin's bedroom ceiling and a million rats pour down onto Melvin, while he's laying in his pit of despair.
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