Cleaning with Mario #4

[Mummy2]

Oh we now have the grammar police on here excuse my predictive text, ten out of ten for the rapid come back , if you can’t understand what I’ve written maybe you should take time out and try and digest it !

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

I think the blister theory is sounding likely, *puts my delusional lawyer skills to work* had a look at some of her other posts and she uses a few Scottish colloquialisms. Right, see you delusional tattlers down the jobcentre on Wednesday? We can compare who got what colour Vuitton scarf from the Looky Looky man and I've got some gawjuss, stunnin' Gewcci trainers for you all, only £11.99 on ebay. I do expect you all to flash them on insta though and moan about the blisters they give you

Oh we now have the grammar police on here excuse my predictive text, ten out of ten for the rapid come back , if you can’t understand what I’ve written maybe you should take time out and try and digest it !

U OK HUN?

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Oh duck is my cover blown at last? Yes, I bleeping admit it, I'm Perry Mason and yes I am on the dole now, criminal defence is in the toilet at the moment because of the legal aid cuts. I now have to spend my time on gossip boards offering legal information about broken letter boxes and suing cooncils.

Ask me anything huns

 

[Mummy2]

How come half the people responding look like absolute frieks in their profile pictures enough said sort yourself please , how do you expect people to take you seriously ? get the impression lots of jealousy and bitchy vibes going on towards Mario ?

 

[Be More Pacific]

How come half the people responding look like absolute frieks in their profile pictures enough said sort yourself please , how do you expect people to take you seriously ? get the impression lots of jealousy and bitchy vibes going on towards Mario ?

Most of the profile photos are Mario #awks

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

How come half the people responding look like absolute frieks in their profile pictures enough said sort yourself please , how do you expect people to take you seriously ? get the impression lots of jealousy and bitchy vibes going on towards Mario ?

duck me are you for real?
Do you understand what Tattle is?
This isn’t an advice page for smashed up letterbox owners, nor is it a Melvin appreciation club, it’s not a waiting room for benefits claimants or a lawyers convention. None of us are jealous of Melvin, we all consider him a twit of the highest order.
If you want to start a rave thread, feel free, just watch out for the tumbleweeds

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

@cleaningupthecrap

Sometimes you just have to hold onto one truism.

YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID!

 

[NoodlesToodles]

And here comes the "you must be jealous..." speil

 

[Citygirlgonecountry]

Nobody on here has displayed any delusions of grandeur that I can see, however I think I can safely say that no one has reached the giddy lows of being sacked for thieving from SemiChem.

Scuse me for a bit, my butler has just brought me my evening snifter. Chin chin dahlings



Giving further weight to the "blister" theory lol

Whos sacked for thieving? What have I missed!

 

[Walnutss]

Most of the profile photos are Mario #awks

Awkward.... Also use of the word vibes... Cringing fur ye ma lovely

 

[MrsEvil]

Oh my! I’ve finally got round to looking into who this Mario is. I’m not quite sure what I was expecting, but it really wasn’t this! It’s bloody hilarious. I just wish I’d found it sooner

And I just absolutely love that he has a defender on here that thinks you’re all ‘jealous’.

This is comedy gold!

 

[Claudius43]

If anybody has seen his shoe story...

 

[Smirkymirky]

How come half the people responding look like absolute frieks in their profile pictures enough said sort yourself please , how do you expect people to take you seriously ? get the impression lots of jealousy and bitchy vibes going on towards Mario ?

This is hilarious. I think it's fairly safe to say noone here is jealous of St Moanio. Not really sure why you'd come here to post the things you have? Are you trying to show us the light and convert us to lovelahs of Melvin? Odd

 

[Jo-Min99]

If anybody has seen his shoe story...View attachment 71487

I know!!! I showed my 61 year old dad and he said, I don’t like trainers from the barras

 

[JessicaFletcher]

If anybody has seen his shoe story...View attachment 71487

I thought it was a pensioners leg

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Whos sacked for thieving? What have I missed!

Allegedly the hero of lovelies himself, alleged by someone on this forum who allegedly knows him from the alleged shire allegedly.

Think I've covered myself legally there. Wouldn't want to offend any blisters!!!

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

So, let me get this straight. Our Melv is now "listenin to hus bodeh" and sleeping when he can... Does he not realise that the more he sleeps during the evening/day, the less he will sleep at night time? It would be better for him to keep himself awake for the evening and then have an early night.
Honestly you just can't help stupid, can you Mummy2?

 

[Be More Pacific]

Allegedly the hero of lovelies himself, alleged by someone on this forum who allegedly knows him from the alleged shire allegedly.

Think I've covered myself legally there. Wouldn't want to offend any blisters!!!

And allegedly sacked from Next for lying as well wasn't it?

 

[irishbelle Thnak]

Somebody must have got these from the Barras

Whit is with the burgundy trackies - my eyes hurt

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

I’m gutted her reply calling me pish and a fanny has been deleted. I was going to use it as evidence for my need to have Saint Saviour Melvin lay his strangler fingers on me

Are those shoes part of his uniform?