Laurence Llewellyn Bawbag?He's like a gone wrong version of Laurence Llewellyn Bowen.
If he's gone to Carpet Shite there will be tears.
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He has Tapi Carpets and SCS near him so we will see. I am actually looking forward to the crapet jurneee it’s going to be so cringe.He's like a gone wrong version of Laurence Llewellyn Bowen.
If he's gone to Carpet Shite there will be tears.
Bet it'll be like the no show crapet cleaner from last year. He'll move his furniture only for them to not turn up, so he can be all beggy mcbegface and get a freebie for a shoot oot on his platform.
If he's "working" with a company does anyone think this could suggest a large discount or gifted? Because that's how these influencers phrase things when it's a job they are doing 
Nah, it's what he wants us to think.If he's "working" with a company does anyone think this could suggest a large discount or gifted? Because that's how these influencers phrase things when it's a job they are doing
Just been watching. Does he think he's the only person to have chrome carpet grips? He said you don't ever see that effect, just brass.
Mario, I'm 37 and I've only ever had chrome ones..... bleeping hell hahahaha
Mario, I'm 37 and I've only ever had chrome ones..... bleeping hell hahahaha
It will be Barra's carpets mark my words (flea market for all non Glaswegian's)
Not a chance. He put that beg out ages ago and if he'd had any takers the jurrrneh would be over already with the new crapits in before Crimbo. the time lapse between the beg and now has been reclassified as "research".If he's "working" with a company does anyone think this could suggest a large discount or gifted? Because that's how these influencers phrase things when it's a job they are doing
I love this wee bawbag as much as he loves his Primark cleaning mitt.
Worried that Rayn gets a wee skelf!!!!! She’s a BASTARDING CAT! That cat is gonna die soon because of the way he treats her!
Rayn's nerves are going to be so shredded, I predict he'll be reaching for the rug doctor to clean up all the "wee accidents" within 24hrs of the new crapets being laid 
I hope rayn pisses everywhere. Serve them right for mollycoddling her and making her a nervous wreck. As for hurting herself in floorboards, I'm pretty sure she's not dense enough to do that 
So aye ma crapits r gonny be the same colour as ma lurvley tshirt
Oooohh that shirt is not his colour! 
Sorry for the delay, children related stuff. Basically his ‘lovely’ sister has just found out that her husband has been cheating on her for a while with a 20 something girl. Threw him out and that house they’ve just moved into is going on the market asap. 
Not sure if that was juicy just thought I’d share what I know lol. So I guess mario is saying he always knew he didn’t like the husband. They were together since they were 16
Not sure if that was juicy just thought I’d share what I know lol. So I guess mario is saying he always knew he didn’t like the husband. They were together since they were 16
THIS IS THE JUCIEST THING SINCE RATGATE, I live for these things. Do feel bad for her though, her brothers a knobhead and she’s found out her husband is one too.Sorry for the delay, children related stuff. Basically his ‘lovely’ sister has just found out that her husband has been cheating on her for a while with a 20 something girl. Threw him out and that house they’ve just moved into is going on the market asap.
In all seriousness, I hope she’s doing ok cos being cheated on is awful. Do you live near by/know the family??
If it isn't bad enough having St Melvin and that weird pantomime dame as brothers, then she has to boot her husband out.
Seriously though, poor cow. That has got to be tit to deal with. I didn't know she had any kids though. Have I missed our Melv mentioning nieces and nephews? I probably zoned out during one of his "sooo aye" sessions when he mentioned them
Seriously though, poor cow. That has got to be tit to deal with. I didn't know she had any kids though. Have I missed our Melv mentioning nieces and nephews? I probably zoned out during one of his "sooo aye" sessions when he mentioned them
Don’t all jump on me, but I don’t think it’s fair to discuss the blister on here (unless she wants to rock up and call me a fanny again), she’s not on Instagram or trying to beg freebies or lying about her life, so for me she’s off limits.
if it’s true about the cheating she genuinely has my sympathies.
if it’s true about the cheating she genuinely has my sympathies.
I think he once mentioned their names are tattooed (badly) on his hands.
Yup, I think you're right about the Simon Cowell bit being aimed at his bro-in-law. Melv would do well to keep his big trap shut til he's 100% certain a reconciliation won't happen, but I doubt he has the emotional intelligence for that. We've probably all seen acrimonious break ups and then reconciliation and it's never good for the person that trashed the forgiven "ex".Sorry for the delay, children related stuff. Basically his ‘lovely’ sister has just found out that her husband has been cheating on her for a while with a 20 something girl. Threw him out and that house they’ve just moved into is going on the market asap.
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