I still follow him, I don’t know why... Everything about him irritates the life out of me but yet, I cannot stop!!!
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I unfollowed him, but pop on for a laugh now and then - you don't need to follow to view - it's like the Jeremy Kyle show
What collabs would yous lovelies like me to do this year = what companies out there want to collaborate with me because I am desperate and shark do not appear to be taking the bait and I have luxury grey crapets to pay for.
A free carpet collab. He could design his own crappy carpet in a crappy grey.
Surely even Melvin couldn't shoehorn another piece of furniture into his home, freebie or not?
He's painfully out of ideas. Assuming the opportunities he turned down last year weren't just fantasy, those ships have sailed, gone, vamooshed.
He needs our help so I am launching the BIN (Bawbag in need) appeal.
We must save Melvin to save the best thread on Tattle. Let's get busy with those collab idea donations
How about a collab with the Cat Vomit Cafe? Hashtag gifted pickled onions
I’m devastated that ‘crapet’ doesn’t feature in this thread’s name.
He doesn’t do cleaning cos it’s about all areas of ma life now and presumable his cleaning journey is now at an end
For a quick win, he could expand his AvaMay range. He's got that wee lassie Hannah on side already, so given he's constantly shattered and ill, the further exploitation of this relationship will take minimal effort. His dupe Tom Ford scent exists in wax melt, reed diffuser, candle, hand soap and lotion already.
I think it's time for the scented loo roll. Wipe your arse with Mario
I think it's time for the scented loo roll. Wipe your arse with Mario
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Manky Mats by Mario
Where is he going to store all the shite he has in every room to get the old carpets up and new carpets down? If I was a carpet fitter I would avoid the place at all costs!
And can you believe the loft story this morning? If he thinks the council is going to deal with that today then he’s in for a surprise whilst we are in for a treat because I expect a video of him ranting by lunch time.
And can you believe the loft story this morning? If he thinks the council is going to deal with that today then he’s in for a surprise whilst we are in for a treat because I expect a video of him ranting by lunch time.
Oh he’s ‘getting the full hoose done with new carpets’, they’ve been saving up...will that be the ONE bedroom, living room & tiny wee hall?! 
Honest to god he phoned the council at 3am ? Its not an emergency it could have waited.til.9am. What did this fool think was gonna happen at 3am 
I definetly call it being Derek hiding out up there 
I definetly call it being Derek hiding out up there This infestation is pure entertainment at it's best hes heard it for months but let it get worse? Absolute choob. It's your own fault then Melvin!
Collab with rentokil??
hes heard it for months but let it get worse? Absolute choob. It's your own fault then Melvin!Collab with rentokil??
Maybe the rats are doing washings and hoovering upstairs at 3am,like he does, to let St Melvin know how it feels being such a selfish prick ansld having no consideration for others.
Hahah I’m crying laughing at these comments drinking my coffee this morning
This is the funniest thread on tattle
My first post I read every mario thread post though. This has made my week reading from last night to today. A nest I used to really like him, he motivated me to get off my arse but since his. Mad ‘night’ at the community centre, the fact he kens awww aboot tanning, how simple Derek is, his taste in fashion, rants on Jay Dee, his sleep pattern that’s he’s tried everything to sort, the fact he calls Mrs Hinch Sophie, his meals out in fancy restaurants and now the nest I’m done!!!
I read every mario thread post though. This has made my week reading from last night to today. A nest I used to really like him, he motivated me to get off my arse but since his. Mad ‘night’ at the community centre, the fact he kens awww aboot tanning, how simple Derek is, his taste in fashion, rants on Jay Dee, his sleep pattern that’s he’s tried everything to sort, the fact he calls Mrs Hinch Sophie, his meals out in fancy restaurants and now the nest I’m done!!!- Status