Things I just don't "get" #1
Melvin has a comfy looking armchair in his lounge. It is accessorised to death with a chunky knit throw, the texture of which gives Dezza the heebie jeebies to the extent that he can't bear to touch it, some kind of knitted ball and a to-be-replaced cushion (as soon as the buyers at B&M, Homebargains, The Range and Dunelm get their collective acts together). He works for a struggling department store chain that sells soft furnishings and could use the sale, probably has staff discount, but never seems to be on his radar as a place to shop from. Space in his home is at a premium. Nobody ever sits in the frickin chair!
Melvin has a comfy looking armchair in his lounge. It is accessorised to death with a chunky knit throw, the texture of which gives Dezza the heebie jeebies to the extent that he can't bear to touch it, some kind of knitted ball and a to-be-replaced cushion (as soon as the buyers at B&M, Homebargains, The Range and Dunelm get their collective acts together). He works for a struggling department store chain that sells soft furnishings and could use the sale, probably has staff discount, but never seems to be on his radar as a place to shop from. Space in his home is at a premium. Nobody ever sits in the frickin chair!