I feel we need a little bespoke Mother Teresa Photoshop journey for our wee patron saint
I feel we need a little bespoke Mother Teresa Photoshop journey for our wee patron saint
Saint mario was in full force there.Just watched his Q and A story and oh my lord. He really thinks he’s a cut above! “The businesses and families and children I’ve been able to help and transform their lives by doing collabs” Aye ok mother Teresa Going on like he’s curing cancer, you’re punting wax melts ya tit. And he talks like an absolute wee scheme ned, it’s so cringe! I live in the west of Scotland and my accent can be quite rough but I do know how to speak properly.
“BOAT HOOSE” wtf man
1. Yeah he works in Debenhams in Glasgow but is currently furloughed. Please don't ask him about it as it's doing his head in and he doesn't know what is going on but is being kept up to date by email.New to this thread ....... spend half my life on the hinch one .
Few questions - Does he work ? As in have a proper job not Instagram - he seems to be at home all the time or is he on furlough
his house actually isn’t that nice - why does he have such a big following ?
All these large cleaning accounts seem to dust & hoover round then light a candle , most people do that anyway don’t they ?
Exactly. You can't delete what we've all witnessed, Mario. You prize tit!!Oh look who’s playing Father of the Year this morning after yesterday’s outburst. It’s too late Marion, we’ve seen behind the curtain now.
I had sent him one last night asking him why was he calling his cat a moaning face bitch!.His first stories this morning are him being all nicey nice to the cat! Has he been reading here or has he received thoosands if messages?
Aw god a ken! But credit where credits due, Derek might be oot working aw day bringing on the cash but marlon has that hoose sparking like a new penny every day, gutted it is! And I’m sure Derek will have a fabulous dinner of micro chips and a rustler burger served to his knee oan a tray as soon as he walks in that door. And don’t forget that marlon sits at his wee table for eleventy billion hours a day slapping chemicals into his coupon in a bid to stay youthful so wee Deek doesn’t go cold turkey aff the grass and realise he’s been catfishedI’m very alarmed at how much money he’s spending! How much make up and skin care does he need?! Poor Derek’s hard earned cash evaporating like the face mists.
Mario has the cheek to say they’re saving hard for Derek’s driving lessons?! What planet is he on, seriously.
Only those who are boujie. He has no lips anyway! Someone please photoshop marion with no lips
Cleaning with Mario #15 - Coping with MarioThat wallpaper
And what a total tube, "Elf cosmetics sell their own website", honestly it's a journay trying to work out the ramblings on that eejits stories.
p.s. coping_with_marion they also sell elf on amazon, feel unique and other places in the UK - I'd have expected a skincare guru like yourself to know that and nae debates.