When I saw that I thought plug ins AND wax melts....plus all that stuff sprayed everywhere
I'd get a migraine with all that going on. How can you even distinguish which scent is which. Whit a fud!
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I'd get a migraine with all that going on. How can you even distinguish which scent is which. Whit a fud!No wonder he can’t sleep. He’s so high on air freshener and other chemicals, he probably glows in the bedroom department . Derek has it right Idea, smoke a few bad boys then he’s in an oblivious state and can tolerate Saint Mario.
A lot of his sentences today started with “Ah treatit masel tae...” Oh well, at least he has a book with real words & pages in it nowAs yiz aw know, ah’m no’ keen on the scent lavender, so ah’ve boat masel many many years’ worth ae plug ins in the scent, eh, lavender
An’ ah widnae expect yiz tae pie whit ah pied, ma lovelies, ah widnae expect it
OMG - yes! I was chortling away at that the other day but, tragically, didn’t have time to come & enjoy the organism further on here
Manky grey goonie - daytime
Dressy navy goonie - evening wear
goonie you're hilarious, Ah poooyoooor luv it 
managed to get my tea come oot ma nostrils there who is going to read his book to him? What does he mean he’s happy to pay the prices but wouldn’t expect us to. Must be all they 40+ hours Dereks working that’s made him have such a good disposable income. Not like the rest of us ah. Sorry you wee condescending fanny. I earn more in a day than you do in a week.
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New to this thread so here goes, I've only watched his stories since his War and Peace length Q&A the other night so I don't know alot about him but watching this mornings cleaning stories was making me sneeze - how many different products, scents, and sprays does he need to mix? The flat is teeny tiny so that will all just sit like a fuzzy cloud in the air. And then add to that plug ins and wax melts 
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Also doesn't he waffle on
. 20 stories for what could be about 2. I wonder if poor Derek ever gets a word in edgewise.
. Also doesn't he waffle on
. 20 stories for what could be about 2. I wonder if poor Derek ever gets a word in edgewise.
You mean his Q&A wasn’t informative enough and you don’t know aw about him?!New to this thread so here goes, I've only watched his stories since his War and Peace length Q&A the other night so I don't know alot about him but watching this mornings cleaning stories was making me sneeze - how many different products, scents, and sprays does he need to mix? The flat is teeny tiny so that will all just sit like a fuzzy cloud in the air. And then add to that plug ins and wax melts
Also doesn't he waffle on
The only difference is one is silver and one is white
Yeah, and they are different sizes and are labelled differently
but please message them and tell them I need to be a brand ambassador
Yeah, and they are different sizes and are labelled differently
but please message them and tell them I need to be a brand ambassador
I think I might have dozed off a couple times, each time I woke he was still on the same question 🥱You mean his Q&A wasn’t informative enough and you don’t know aw about him?!
.And don't be unpatient (yet another Melvinism) and spend £6.00 extra. It's £8.00 you moron. And did he ever consider that not everyone has the ability to get to Home Bargains and might appreciate the link.
Maybe if he had his Deidre Barlows on he could’ve read the labelThe only difference is one is silver and one is white
Yeah, and they are different sizes and are labelled differently
but please message them and tell them I need to be a brand ambassador
I’m more than a little disappointed that, after a cursory first glance at the majestic specs, we’ve not been treated to another swatch I really don’t see him becoming an full time Instagram influencer. He more likely to be down Anderson selling his body And at that a don’t think he would make enough for the endless tit he buys that we All can’t afford.
He really must be dumb if he hasn’t realised that sponsorship deals are being cut, rates for established professional influencers (who know how to properly advertise something and give ROI information) are being cut and that lots of companies are cutting jobs, if not going under completely.
Even without the current economic situation and COVID-19 shifting marketing priorities, quite wHy he seriously thinks that anyone would want to pay him for poking his strangler fingers at something, saying ‘it’s ma absolute staple, loved it forever’ is beyond me.
Even without the current economic situation and COVID-19 shifting marketing priorities, quite wHy he seriously thinks that anyone would want to pay him for poking his strangler fingers at something, saying ‘it’s ma absolute staple, loved it forever’ is beyond me.
Guys a cannae sleep. Ahm dyin tae ken who won the family zoom quiz. Heeds burstin Cos av goat ma lavender plug in oan, and ma wax melt, and mah candle and ma wee reeds. This lavender is pish so I’ll be sending a complaint to marlins outbox just shortly, lying wee scrote, that’s false advertising that is! A need a wee bit of whatever Deek is smokin! Oanyway ma luvlies ah goat some braw red tights the day in pradamark so ah did.... cannae wait to get them oan the morn while ah blitz ma hoose.... dead cosy. Sleep tight ma luvlies mwah mwah 
love laugh love xxx Ps might get up and huv a cheeky wee rustlers... cannae decide 
love laugh love xxx Ps might get up and huv a cheeky wee rustlers... cannae decide 
When Ava May struck a deal with Semi Chem she took Melvin with her to the meeting, and there was a teaser about him setting up a project of his own with them.
Nothing came of it as he later confessed that he'd backed out cos he "tit himself".
We never did find out what that scary opportunity was exactly, but I do wonder if he kicks himself on the regular about not giving it a go.
Opportunities drying up faster than his non-misted face.
Morning ma luvlees oor Martin hasnae mentioned that Disney channel than denzel goat him...I think we found it it was a free trial so aye
He hardly ever mentions her now!! I think they seen the true little selfish arse that he is! Boujeee one st that !!
yeah I remember all that with semi chemI wouldn’t
1. I asked him a question about something he was advertising on his platform, no reply nothing, just blocked!!
2. His poor vocabulary won’t impress big companies. They will struggle to understand what he says.
3. Who would want there products advertised with someone like him
4. His skin is so delicate he could never collaborate with companies like P&G . They have already contacted him do he can share them on his platform and help there products grow
got a nice we ring to it
I wouldn’t buy anything the idiot advertised.
1. I asked him a question about something he was advertising on his platform, no reply nothing, just blocked!!
2. His poor vocabulary won’t impress big companies. They will struggle to understand what he says.
3. Who would want there products advertised with someone like him
4. His skin is so delicate he could never collaborate with companies like P&G . They have already contacted him do he can share them on his platform and help there products grow
It’s got to be face mist he would be working with them on. He could call it the blind dug of paisley!
got a nice we ring to it
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