If he’d had his ‘prescript glasses’ on instead of his Deirdre Barlows he might have got on better!
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They’re prescripted for his medical migraines. Don’t try to compare this to anything you’ve ever experienced - there’s no comparison as his migraines are bespoke
He just needs a knock off Burberry cap and he’s the epitome of Ned there. There’s even Irn Bru in the background
I fear he’s so raging he’ll spontaneously combust in his flammable trackies
As if he has ordered 3 bottles of body spray thinking it was for his face 
Ahh I do love the laughs marion gives me.
Although I'm "fumming" that I placed a bespoke order on Look Fantastic the same day and yet mine isn't coming until tomorrow. I guess you have to wait longer if you're not insta famous. So aye.
Ahh I do love the laughs marion gives me.Although I'm "fumming" that I placed a bespoke order on Look Fantastic the same day and yet mine isn't coming until tomorrow. I guess you have to wait longer if you're not insta famous. So aye.
I saw his stories and had to head right right over onto tattle to see what’s being saidI did actually burst out laughing at those posts! What an arse
Bet you were not disappointedI saw his stories and had to head right right over onto tattle to see what’s being said
Unlike Mario....
His realisation that the mist ISN'T for your face had me laughing out loud! What a dick! What good are all those Deirdre glasses if he cannae see through the fuckers to read labels? 
What a dick! What good are all those Deirdre glasses if he cannae see through the fuckers to read labels? I'm still laughing at him and these posts, Mario is Insta GOLD!Abzalootlee fumming
“It’z reccomonded fur the boady”
Oh ma lovlies a canny cope the day with wee fuddy duddy Meffree and his face body mists What a tit, if he done his research as he claims he would know what the product is intended for. If he done a simple Google he could find a load of face mists, even his beloved body shop do a moisturising vitamin e one for dry skin, or if he really wanted to be boujee he could go for Caudalie's one... I mean I'm hardly interested in this shite and I know what products to use and how to find Pacific stuff for ma bespoke skin type and so forth 
What a tit, if he done his research as he claims he would know what the product is intended for. If he done a simple Google he could find a load of face mists, even his beloved body shop do a moisturising vitamin e one for dry skin, or if he really wanted to be boujee he could go for Caudalie's one... I mean I'm hardly interested in this shite and I know what products to use and how to find Pacific stuff for ma bespoke skin type and so forth 
Did he also do a Daisy Blue colab, surely 'Devil's Dust' is based on his exzeeeema 
I'll give you a good recommendation for something pure and hydrating, WATER. If you ate more fruit and veg and drank more water your skin would thank you so much.
I'll give you a good recommendation for something pure and hydrating, WATER. If you ate more fruit and veg and drank more water your skin would thank you so much.
There go his delusions of being a skincare influencer expert up in smoke.
Melv is honestly the gift that keeps on giving, and you guys are cracking me up, so aye!
Absolutely delighted about the hydro boost lads
@Easyginger84 Can't decide if I love you for the FUMMING rant (he defo read your post on here) or wish you hadn't posted and he'd sprayed it liberally all over his coupon and we'd got to see those results
so is a say he's the only guy on the gram who won't see the irony of posting his support for relaxing, calming, spa like wax melts and following it up with a FUMMING. You hid your envy there well too Marie #ad #boughtmesel #effingraging
Does anyone else think the product he's after is just water?
so is a say he's the only guy on the gram who won't see the irony of posting his support for relaxing, calming, spa like wax melts and following it up with a FUMMING. You hid your envy there well too Marie #ad #boughtmesel #effingraging
Does anyone else think the product he's after is just water?
He’s fumming he’ll need to fin another wan
Aaaaaaand the journey continues, so aye!He’s fumming he’ll need to fin another wan
100% THIS!! Sorry CUTC, went to make a coffee in the midst of my last post. A need a spray that hydrates ye, wae no chemicals or anything nasty - anywan any recommendations. ITS BLOODY WATER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YA EEJIT - you get it out the tap!Did he also do a Daisy Blue colab, surely 'Devil's Dust' is based on his exzeeeema
I'll give you a good recommendation for something pure and hydrating, WATER. If you ate more fruit and veg and drank more water your skin would thank you so much.
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