Mornin ma luvlees how are we aww? I was just having a wee smooch thru Mary highlights and come across spice rack....he looks like a heroin addict still chatting as much shite and so forth
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Why have people been messaging monzo for weeks about not seeing his drivel when they could quite easily just search his name? Are dey fick or whaaaaaa?
I'm on a roll just watched boy wonder highlight mary is such a horrible bleep to wee Denzel talking down to him...and as for the jo malone soap saga, accusing dezza of not doing a deep clean like he does...marion you clean around things ...aww denzel wants is a rangers duvet cover and rangers wallpaper rather than all the bespoke boujee plush tat...so aye
He’s definitely sent that message to himself this morning ‘story’s’ gives you away Marion it’s ‘stories’ 
he’s getting worried people aren’t seeing his ‘journey’
he’s getting worried people aren’t seeing his ‘journey’
I’m bleeping CACKLING at his speech about “supporting SH Scents for a long long time on ma jurneyyyy”. What an absolute pellet.
In other news, I also laughed at this tacky little shrine of shite in his living room. Look at the staging of the wax melts!
In other news, I also laughed at this tacky little shrine of shite in his living room. Look at the staging of the wax melts!
Every surface in his flat looks like a jumble sale to me. All I see is tat.
I know he has more faces than the toon clock but how many face mists does one annoying twit need?
Hunners and hunners...nae debates oan ma page
I see Marion has been reading here and took my advice on the Caudalie face spray. YOU'RE WELCOME, YA WEE PRICK 
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What is he banging on about 'old school scent' the absolute galloping scrotum wrinkle. Essential oils are not old school, they are natural just like he wanted, the penis hole.
My old school smelt of Cabbage and floor Polish!!
Why does he constantly say MY bedroom, MY living room, MY hoose etc, Melv, do you not live with Dezza?
Normal folk say 'our' or 'the' if they live with someone else
His tat is everywhere, poor Derek doesn't get a look in
So he ordered 2 mists @£15 each, but hasn't tried it yet on his rare skin
and a £6 mist bottle
What!!! Is he made of money
Normal folk say 'our' or 'the' if they live with someone else
His tat is everywhere, poor Derek doesn't get a look in
So he ordered 2 mists @£15 each, but hasn't tried it yet on his rare skin
and a £6 mist bottle
What!!! Is he made of money
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I'm somewhat disappointed he referenced it as grape water, I dearly wanted to hear him make an arse of pronouncing CaudalieI see Marion has been reading here and took my advice on the Caudalie face spray. YOU'RE WELCOME, YA WEE PRICK
Laughing at the lovely spa sounds over the Flash Bathroom wax melts. Cos that’s what I always went to smell on one of my spa days
So he spent ages ‘reviewing’ the facial mists before he bought them.
Did you Melvin?
Did you Melvin?
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Because Marion wouldn’t share it in a clubWhy’s this coming up on tattle adverts
And also, just watched boy wonder again everything is ‘me’ and ‘my’
‘What do I use on MY sink?’
‘What do I spray on MY sofas?’
everything is ‘me’ and ‘my’ ‘What do I use on MY sink?’
‘What do I spray on MY sofas?’
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