She probably only chases flies in the hope they'll lead her to the way out.....And Rayn was chasing a fly for 40 minutes.... I'm surprised they dont immediately stick to the walls with the amount of sprays and lack of ventilation!
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Why has Marion bought a new washing up bowl. It doesn’t seem that long ago that his brother bought him a posh Bougie bespoke one (Joseph Joseph I think) 
The Joseph Joseph one was black, the HB one is grey. At least I *think* that was the reason he gave, despite his kitchen being yunno blackWhy has Marion bought a new washing up bowl. It doesn’t seem that long ago that his brother bought him a posh Bougie bespoke one (Joseph Joseph I think)
He bought the cheap home bargains one a few weeks ago even though the JJ one was in perfect condition, done exactly the same thing, was a gift and was more expensive. So.... for no good reason other than he wanted to burn some moneyWhy has Marion bought a new washing up bowl. It doesn’t seem that long ago that his brother bought him a posh Bougie bespoke one (Joseph Joseph I think)
Maybe he's going to pour his hunners of bottles of face/body mists into it and have a bespoke spa bath?Why has Marion bought a new washing up bowl. It doesn’t seem that long ago that his brother bought him a posh Bougie bespoke one (Joseph Joseph I think)
he’s going to need a bleeping rug doctor shortly to suck up all those random face mists aff his flairs before it seeps through the flair Boards intae the doon Stair neighbors.
I’m very alarmed at how much money he’s spending! How much make up and skin care does he need?! Poor Derek’s hard earned cash evaporating like the face mists. 
Mario has the cheek to say they’re saving hard for Derek’s driving lessons?! What planet is he on, seriously.
Mario has the cheek to say they’re saving hard for Derek’s driving lessons?! What planet is he on, seriously.
Honestly cannae believe that nane of you trolling tattle bastards have even asked about mah jurnie doon tae the spar this moarnin- ma feelings are pure hurt so they are but it’s fine, ahm fine, ahm totally fine and I’ve goat a thick skin and I have done for many many years and youse aw know that. Bit aw the same guys... av been sat here at ma borrowers dressing table aw set up with my six ring lights waiting to give youse all a look at ma haul from the range happy shopper. Nae doooopes here just pure quality, nae debates!. So anyhow ma luvlies ah hope thoosans and thoosans of youse slip into the tattle DMs and ask what a goat and I’ll be pure generous and let youse aw have a 5% discount code. Mwah mwah 
love laugh love ma lovelies xxxxx
love laugh love ma lovelies xxxxxAw god a ken! But credit where credits due, Derek might be oot working aw day bringing on the cash but marlon has that hoose sparking like a new penny every day, gutted it is! And I’m sure Derek will have a fabulous dinner of micro chips and a rustler burger served to his knee oan a tray as soon as he walks in that door. And don’t forget that marlon sits at his wee table for eleventy billion hours a day slapping chemicals into his coupon in a bid to stay youthful so wee Deek doesn’t go cold turkey aff the grass and realise he’s been catfishedI’m very alarmed at how much money he’s spending! How much make up and skin care does he need?! Poor Derek’s hard earned cash evaporating like the face mists.
Mario has the cheek to say they’re saving hard for Derek’s driving lessons?! What planet is he on, seriously.
duck's sake. Howling at 2.30am!Honestly cannae believe that nane of you trolling tattle bastards have even asked about mah jurnie doon tae the spar this moarnin- ma feelings are pure hurt so they are but it’s fine, ahm fine, ahm totally fine and I’ve goat a thick skin and I have done for many many years and youse aw know that. Bit aw the same guys... av been sat here at ma borrowers dressing table aw set up with my six ring lights waiting to give youse all a look at ma haul from the range happy shopper. Nae doooopes here just pure quality, nae debates!. So anyhow ma luvlies ah hope thoosans and thoosans of youse slip into the tattle DMs and ask what a goat and I’ll be pure generous and let youse aw have a 5% discount code. Mwah mwah
Aw god a ken! But credit where credits due, Derek might be oot working aw day bringing on the cash but marlon has that hoose sparking like a new penny every day, gutted it is! And I’m sure Derek will have a fabulous dinner of micro chips and a rustler burger served to his knee oan a tray as soon as he walks in that door. And don’t forget that marlon sits at his wee table for eleventy billion hours a day slapping chemicals into his coupon in a bid to stay youthful so wee Deek doesn’t go cold turkey aff the grass and realise he’s been catfished
- Isa was a character on the beloved Still Game tv programme. Nothing got past her, she lived to gossip and was often on the receiving end of comments like "You are wan nosey bastart Isa".Yup, that's another brand giving him the "don't call us, we"ll call you" brush off
Nothing to forgive ma lovelie for I believe you will have bought it in spite of rather than because of the wee arse.
Judging by the need this morning for a roll and square sausage with a FRIED tattie scone, it was the real deal
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duck's sake!Honestly cannae believe that nane of you trolling tattle bastards have even asked about mah jurnie doon tae the spar this moarnin- ma feelings are pure hurt so they are but it’s fine, ahm fine, ahm totally fine and I’ve goat a thick skin and I have done for many many years and youse aw know that. Bit aw the same guys... av been sat here at ma borrowers dressing table aw set up with my six ring lights waiting to give youse all a look at ma haul from the range happy shopper. Nae doooopes here just pure quality, nae debates!. So anyhow ma luvlies ah hope thoosans and thoosans of youse slip into the tattle DMs and ask what a goat and I’ll be pure generous and let youse aw have a 5% discount code. Mwah mwah
Aw god a ken! But credit where credits due, Derek might be oot working aw day bringing on the cash but marlon has that hoose sparking like a new penny every day, gutted it is! And I’m sure Derek will have a fabulous dinner of micro chips and a rustler burger served to his knee oan a tray as soon as he walks in that door. And don’t forget that marlon sits at his wee table for eleventy billion hours a day slapping chemicals into his coupon in a bid to stay youthful so wee Deek doesn’t go cold turkey aff the grass and realise he’s been catfished
I was tempted too, I genuinely need a new one. The queues outside Home Bargains put me off though!
I'm actually starting to get more annoyed with this wee prick. His wasteful bulk buying of make up and other associated shite just grates on me. He doesnt need anything else! Poor wee Derek is working his arse off for marion to buy umpteen face mists and shower gels!! Hes such a greedy, nasty narcissist.
Ooh I like (for example) red lipstick, I'll buy fifty, smear it over my entire face, why stop there! Smear it over my clothes, hair, Rayn. Also, aren't the HB ones notoriously leaky.The Joseph Joseph one was black, the HB one is grey. At least I *think* that was the reason he gave, despite his kitchen being yunno black
He also spun some spiel about it being wider than the Joseph Joseph one. All I know is it’s cheaper and has a plug at the bottomThe Joseph Joseph one was black, the HB one is grey. At least I *think* that was the reason he gave, despite his kitchen being yunno black
If I could afford a Joseph Joseph one I would have got it, it’s thicker and would last longer.My local ones always has queues, so I pop along about 6:30 -7pm and walk straight in as I do like a nosey and to buy my toiletries.
I’ll bear that in mind, the store has some amazing prices.My local ones always has queues, so I pop along about 6:30 -7pm and walk straight in as I do like a nosey and to buy my toiletries.
He is so thick I actually cannae cope. Remember when it hit summer and he bought thin curtains for his bedroom? See how he is always awake and whining at 5am? 
How self obsessed and in love with yourself do you think you have to be to drink your tea out of a cup with your own face on it?
So that M&S spray that he 'youses aww tha time on mah jurnee' is now back in the cupboard as he sprays zoflora and fabulosa over everything.
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