Ashley James #18 A really brilliant mum (under investigation from Social Services)

[BrianLeFevre]

Lunchbox strikes again one word: lovely day x

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

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What’s she’s saying here is “I’ve had a shocker” and later “I’m gutted” because there was a car accident and her hair and make up person couldn’t come. YOU’VE not had a shocker you self absorbed arsehole.

She’s had a friend for every occasion hasn’t she.

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Oh lunchbox, I ADORE you!

 

[Cariad]

Alf literally not giving a shit there's a photo of mummy in the supermarket!!

That's not my primary care giver.....

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Can I recommend you use a rear facing car seat.
Your child’s life will thank you for it.

 

[lemmings2000]

Recent podcast topic, all of this "losing yourself" whinging and moaning. It is so incredibly boring and samey.
Guys I'm going to be really controversial, can we just have babies and know that we are going to change and just...accept it?!? Instead of moaning and analysing it all day everyday.

 

[bumbleebee91]

Hi, long time lurker but never posted here before.. her stories this morning about gaslighting mums, glamourising motherhood and how we should be able to share our negative experiences.. but then she regularly, on her stories, asks people NOT to share any negative experiences regarding C sections, recovery etc as she doesn't want to hear it? Doesn't make much sense!?

 

[Joolz1980]

Haven't done a bump update in a while....she's got to be having a laugh! I've seen her bits more than I've ever seen anyone's in my entire existence. I cannot bear her. I messaged her and she called me a cunt! Haha

 

[Toffeebythesea]

This "parliament" thing is giving me "I'm playing at a festival but it's actually just me pressing buttons in a tent where people charge their phones" vibes

 

[ShhItsASecret]

That iPad parents Alf more than his parents do!
Even in the bloody supermarket. It’s insane.

 

[here4thenose4321]

I can’t believe she’s actually used taking her son out for the day as content. Well actually I can
It’s such a big thing she’s had to make a whole reel about it… wtf.

Of course it begins with her in her underwear cradling the bump.

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Do you know what?
That was a really lovely moment, until he saw the camera and turned away.

Take the fucking hint and get it out of his face.

He is your child. Not your content.

 

[here4thenose4321]

‘One word’ needs to be in the next thread title

One word you would not use to describe Ashley James - Mother of the Year.

 

[MillionDollarBaby]

My daughter was 9lb 6oz but looked tiny. The dr couldn’t believe it when they nurse said what she weighed and told her to weigh her again. There most definitely wasn’t a big song and dance over her being so big.
Ashley has a superiority complex where she has to be the first, the best, the worst, the only….
And on that note…
Thread suggestion:
Ashley James #19: Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

 

[sasbeep]

Anyone else start a day out with their child by prancing around on their own in their knickers fondling themselves??
Just me and Ash?

 

[willowtree2]

You could say someone got put through a mincing machine and she’d have a friend who got put through a mincing machine

 

[here4thenose4321]

Who the actual fuck gets their phone out and starts prancing about in a hospital bathroom recording a video of themselves straight after they’ve had their first baby?? Not to mention the birth that was soo traumatic that’s she’s still banging on about it 2 years later. This woman beggars belief!

 

[hadtosayit88]

Re the Dyson ad

 

[sasbeep]

So she has a hair and make up artist there to get her ready for ‘parliament’. Why is she so obsessed with how she looks? Nobody in parliament will care. You didn’t see the lady from pregnant then screwed getting a makeover before she gave evidence on childcare issues last week. Ashley is such a vapid waste of space. Oh but it’s not for the male gaze. Lovely day.

What are you talking about troll!!
Ashley is a normal working mother like the rest of us! She knows the juggle of trying to squeeze your hair and makeup getting professionally done before a day at the office.
Looking forward to seeing the spaghetti curls in parliament.
Nothing says ‘I’m a serious political commentator’ more than having someone come to your house to do a Smokey eye and over lined lips at 7am

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Best and fashionable in your opinion because they gift them to all the ‘celebs’.

Able to feed out and about - you weren’t isolated and stuck at home all day then?

But, most of all, you couldn’t possibly ask Artipoppe to gift this one on to someone actually in need, or you yourself pass this brand new one on directly to your local baby bank or sling library, as you ALREADY HAVE ONE and because you HAVE SHITLOADS OF MONEY? No? Course not.