Her advice for a day out with a toddler just goes to show she never goes for a day out with a toddler. Stocked nappy bag with a change of clothes and snacks. she actually thinks that’s a top tip. One word - super helpful.
Thread suggestion. Way too long but anyway.Surely “one word - A Grade student”
I do also think we need to get imminent in there too.
Of course it begins with her in her underwear cradling the bump.I can’t believe she’s actually used taking her son out for the day as content. Well actually I can
It’s such a big thing she’s had to make a whole reel about it… wtf.
Don’t forget the 2 cats!Thread suggestion. Way too long but anyway.
Ashley James of West London, the first of her name, Queen of the Allplants and the Elmea, Protector of the2 1Zero toy poodles, the Not Just a Mother ofAlfThumbalina, the Khaleesi of the (not so) Great GB News, the Uninformed, the Runner of Marathons, the Imminently Caught Our Liar, the Grade A Undies Prancer and the Possessor of One Word: twit.
Ash clearly hasDon’t forget the 2 cats!
snoop seems to have disappeared again hasn’t he?! Came home for a bit then has been binned off again, bet you a tenner he snapped and they won’t risk it with precious ThumbelinaI wonder if Scoop will be allowed to get up close and personal with baby Thumb in the same way as with Alf…
He’s only seen when her mum and dad go on holiday I think, then she has to have himsnoop seems to have disappeared again hasn’t he?! Came home for a bit then has been binned off again, bet you a tenner he snapped and they won’t risk it with precious Thumbelina
And claimed it was a ‘day off’ to devote to Alf and spend time before ‘baby girl’ gets her. It was actually all engineered around getting contentI can’t believe she’s actually used taking her son out for the day as content. Well actually I can
It’s such a big thing she’s had to make a whole reel about it… wtf.
She's so out of whack. Literally like a baby sitterHer advice for a day out with a toddler just goes to show she never goes for a day out with a toddler. Stocked nappy bag with a change of clothes and snacks. she actually thinks that’s a top tip. One word - super helpful.
Had no idea she had them!Don’t forget the 2 cats!
Expensive ones by the look of it!Had no idea she had them!
At this point it feels like she just prefers him stunted?As soon as kids are able to walk I started letting them get themselves in & out of buggy, why doesn’t she let him do anything for himself?
I wouldn’t be surprised if he has global delay tbh. I would very surprised if ash had the thought to get his development checked out though so he’ll get missed until he starts school.Anyone else think there is something off with lovely Alf? Waddles when he walks, not saying much - a handful of things 1 year olds can say. Eats strange foods, not big meals. He seems like sleepy / dopey. Compared to Noa Kate Lawlers ?!
I really think it’s just that he hasn’t been given any opportunity to do anything beyond sit in a contained space / pushchair / highchair with a screen and limited foods.Anyone else think there is something off with lovely Alf? Waddles when he walks, not saying much - a handful of things 1 year olds can say. Eats strange foods, not big meals. He seems like sleepy / dopey. Compared to Noa Kate Lawlers ?!
I really think it’s just that he hasn’t been given any opportunity to do anything beyond sit in a contained space / pushchair / highchair with a screen and limited foods.
Let’s not forget he was only allowed to learn to use the stairs 2-3 months before he turned 2 years old.