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    Sophie Cachia #43 Same, different ... Mummy

    It’s all about Poo for our Slummy Scummy Mummy
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    Sophie Cachia #41 Baby It’sme Sophie Shaw, 34 & not the young mummy anymore—what a bore!

    Congratulations @Soggytoast for the thread title. We’ve seen the arrival of Connie the content baby, Esmé Sophie Shaw. A very average sized baby, which Smoph is now calling the smallest baby ever seen. Smoph waited her whole life for this moment and the arrival of her baby girl, seems she’s...
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    Sophie Cachia #40 It was always you. And you. And you. And you too. As long as you’re under 22!

    Kindly gifted collaboration between two top posts, congratulations @KmartByron and @savefloss ! Whale popping in 3….2….
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    Sophie Cachia #39 She Shaw thinks she’s in bloom, but she ain’t read the room

    Our average geriatric mummy loving @ChunkyCustard Shaw knows a good thread title when she sees one; and I always appreciate a reminder in Cachia miss it when you make a half-hearted attempt to look for it (much like Soph would do). The last thread was more of the Stellar my, my, my, it’s me...
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    Sophie Cachia #38 Swollen bum, bloated tum, but where on earth did the cum come from?

    Welcome to thread 38! The former durry Queen of Tullamarine has momentarily traded her title to become the Queen of the One-Night-Peen so she could get up the duff with her third miracle baby whilst getting a headboard bang. Sometimes lesbians crave that, you know. But everyone should just be...
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    Sophie Cachia #37 No one wants her muff, gets up the duff cos times are rough. Who donated the gooey stuf

    Helloooooo my favourite, twin flame, angle baby humans! Welcome to thread #37 for the Young Mummy herself, Sophie Cachia. Big congrats to @savefloss for the winning thread title. As for a recap…another little Cachia is on the way! Sophie’s completely normal reaction to news of Jarryd siring...
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    Sophie Cachia #36 Pomegranate cunnilingus from a dingus, career on the wroks, hunting for footy box

    With the same number of votes as Soph’s favourite dual lesbian cunnilingus position (69), @SophiaCarCrashia won naming rights for the new thread with “Pomegranate cunnilingus from a directionless dingus. Career on the Wroks, hunting for footy player box”. Unfortunately like every holiday Soph...
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    Sophie Cachia #35 Back on the market, can’t find a fanny, hired a faux pair, won’t pay a nanny

    Helloooo my angle darlings! Welcome to thread #35 for author/CEO/professional athlete/journalist/presenter/young mummy Sophie Cachia. Thank you to @Sure…Media! For the winning thread title. I’m very sorry, but for the sake of accuracy and my journalistic integrity, I had to tweak it ever so...
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    Sophie Cachia #34 The Durry Queen of Tullamarine now has a chin peen

    Thanks to @Limpy Love @SophiaCarCrashia and @phonies for the title! I am nowhere near witty enough for a recap so someone else please do it!
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    Sophie Cachia #33 Can’t you see my best mates are meant to be, but their relationship has to be about me

    New thread thanks @phonies for thread title That was a long ass thread lol didn’t think we would make it to #33 before 2024
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    Sophie Cachia #32 The Tulla grot went on a ‘super yacht’ & got no birthday messages coz her ‘BFFs’ forgot

    Congratulations @phonies for your thread title! You win a life size print of one of the funniest images below from the last thread: as the scarf says… AWKS! Carry on 👏🏼
  12. phonies

    Sophie Cachia #31 A stolen photo deleting spree & dreaming of BWAB1 and watching the Matildas for free

    Congratulations @OvercapitalisingQueen, your (slightly shortened) suggestion is the winner for this thread. The original title 'Caught stealing photos now she’s on a deleting spree, wishing she was still with BWAB 1 so she could watch the Matilda’s for free' was like Betty large foot and shoes...
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    Sophie Cachia #30 husband’s name dropped, make-up brand flopped but a social vagina doesn’t define her

    Well humans, we did it. We finally made it to a new thread for everyone’s favourite lesbian CEO author Sophia Cachia. Thread title courtesy of the social media girl, @Sure…Media!
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    Sophie Cachia #29 Content is boring, Isuzu sales are slow, and now her gorgeous ex is off to sunny Mexico

    New thread! Thanks to @StickyTapeTits for the brilliant thread title 👏🏻
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    Sophie Cachia #28 17 new styles in her pj line and a face like Jocelyn Wildenstein

    Have at it Chompettes.. we’ve pancake flapped our way into thread 28. Congrats to @svpotatochips for the winning thread title with 37 likes: 17 new styles in her pj line and a face like Jocelyn Wildenstein 👏🏼👏🏼 I feel like this might be your first winning Sophia title, well done, now its time...
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    Sophie Cachia #27 ‘#1’ poddy, dog care is shoddy, while World’s Greatest Mum enjoys lick on the botty

    Hello darling angel baby Chompettes! Welcome to thread 27 for Sophie Cachia. Thank you (I think) to @Plagiarou for our new thread title with a massive 76 votes. Edited for length. Go wait in a bathroom stall and the World’s First and Greatest Lesbian Podcaster will be with you shortly with your...
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    Sophie Cachia #26 Sophie is too busy trying to root a flower to realise she desperately needs to shower

    Welcome angels to thread #26 for Sophie Cachia. Carry on! Watch out for snakes 🐍🐍🐍 --- Oops, congrats and thank you to @Pollie for the winning thread title!!!
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    Sophie Cachia #25 Green pool in the jailyard for hrs of fun. Look out, another blondie with the bun!

    Sped through thread #24 like Scummy on disco biccies.. congrats to @meangorls on the winning title. Had to trim it and tuck it like Sophia’s famous flaps, here’s the original title in all its glory: Sophie Cachia #25 Green pool in the jail yard for hours of fun. Look out, here comes another...
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    Sophie Cachia #24 chomping clitties, saggy titties, disco bickies make her smile, everything is so vile

    Happy new year, my angel bestie soul mate chompettes! Welcome to thread #24 for the Young Mummy Sophie Cachia. Congrats to @influenzer_takedown for the winning thread title! Had to edit it slightly for length. Does anyone have a suggestion for the prize cupboard? I’ll put a question box on the...
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    Sophie Cachia #23 Bintang Bali Bogan Bounces Back to Balls

    Hello my darling angel chompettes! Welcome to thread 23 for Sophie Cachia aka the (not so) Young Mummy. Coming in hot with the alliteration skills of a grade 2 student, we have @sophie’s hairy salmon with the winning thread title. You could be a best selling lesbian author with that talent...
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    Sophie Cachia #22 Sadsack for lease sat in the gutter, waiting for someone to make her fanny flutter

    Hello my darling angel chompettes and welcome to thread #22 for our Bajama Queen Sophie Cachia (nee Shaw, never Garrick). Thank you to @Sure…Media! for the new thread title. Unfortunately as an employee, you are ineligible for a prize. Soz babes. An extra special thank you to our favourite...
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    Sophie Cachia #21 Then there was Her(ald Sun)

    Hello Chompettes! Welcome to thread #21 for Tickets from Tullamarine herself, Sophie Cachia aka the Young Mummy. Congrats to @First & Best @ Everything. You were the first and best at thread titles this week! I’m sending you the Cachia Christmas bajamas! They should arrive by March. Maybe. An...
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    Sophie Cachia #20 the Durry Queen of Tullamarine

    My angel, soul mate chompettes, welcome to thread #20 for the Young Mummy, Sophie Cachia! What a milestone! Time flies when you’re having fun!! I’m feeling a bit…dare I say it…jealous?! You’re a real celeb now Soph! Congrats to @GeorgieBox for the winning thread title. I’m sending you a yappy...
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    Sophie Cachia #19 From tampon flinging to finally free: The emancipation of Maddie G

    Welcome to thread #19 for the Young Mummy Sophie Cachia. Well Tattlers, it finally happened. In news that will shock no one, Sophie and Maddie broke up. Can’t wait to see where this thread takes us! Thank you to @Emilyemily99 for the brilliant thread title 🔥. I’ve been too upset over the break...