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Sped through thread #24 like Scummy on disco biccies.. congrats to @meangorls on the winning title. Had to trim it and tuck it like Sophia’s famous flaps, here’s the original title in all its glory: Sophie Cachia #25 Green pool in the jail yard for hours of fun. Look out, here comes another...

Happy new year, my angel bestie soul mate chompettes! Welcome to thread #24 for the Young Mummy Sophie Cachia. Congrats to @influenzer_takedown for the winning thread title! Had to edit it slightly for length. Does anyone have a suggestion for the prize cupboard? I’ll put a question box on the...

Hello my darling angel chompettes! Welcome to thread 23 for Sophie Cachia aka the (not so) Young Mummy. Coming in hot with the alliteration skills of a grade 2 student, we have @sophie’s hairy salmon with the winning thread title. You could be a best selling lesbian author with that talent...

Hello my darling angel chompettes and welcome to thread #22 for our Bajama Queen Sophie Cachia (nee Shaw, never Garrick). Thank you to @Sure…Media! for the new thread title. Unfortunately as an employee, you are ineligible for a prize. Soz babes. An extra special thank you to our favourite...

Hello Chompettes! Welcome to thread #21 for Tickets from Tullamarine herself, Sophie Cachia aka the Young Mummy. Congrats to @First & Best @ Everything. You were the first and best at thread titles this week! I’m sending you the Cachia Christmas bajamas! They should arrive by March. Maybe. An...

My angel, soul mate chompettes, welcome to thread #20 for the Young Mummy, Sophie Cachia! What a milestone! Time flies when you’re having fun!! I’m feeling a bit…dare I say it…jealous?! You’re a real celeb now Soph! Congrats to @GeorgieBox for the winning thread title. I’m sending you a yappy...

Welcome to thread #19 for the Young Mummy Sophie Cachia. Well Tattlers, it finally happened. In news that will shock no one, Sophie and Maddie broke up. Can’t wait to see where this thread takes us! Thank you to @Emilyemily99 for the brilliant thread title 🔥. I’ve been too upset over the break...

New thread, thanks to @Pollie for the title. Looking forward to @Sure…Media! ‘s recap

Welcome to thread #17 for the (not so) Young Mummy and everyone’s favourite female lesbian, best selling author, managing director, CEO Sophie Cachia. Thanks to @Chompers Chompers Chomper for our winning thread title suggestion. I’ve found the last snot free box of Aisuru lipsticks and they’re...

Thread #17 for everyone’s favourite female lesbian, best selling author Sophie Cachia aka the (not so) Young Mummy. Thank you and congrats to @Pollie for the winning thread title! I don’t have a prize lined up because my bloody PA forgot to remind me and then no one responded to my desperate...

New thread for the (not) young mummy, Sophie Cachia! Congrats to @Chompers Chompers Chomper for the winning thread title. Butchered slightly to fit. Original is: You're and your are hard to master, Maddie can't get to Italy faster, solo parenting is proving a disaster Sorry, feeling pretty...

Thanks to @santababy for the thread title

New thread for Sophie Cachia. CEO, Aisuru, Then There Was Her Thnanks to @TrainwreckinTulla for the thread title which I had to butcher to make it fit. Original title was "Sophie Cachia #13 Mads is off to Italy, Sophie's crying bitterly, solo parenting is fiddily and her book sales add up to...

Welcome to thread #12 for Sophie Cachia aka the Young Mummy. Best selling* author of Then There Was Her (*in the category: fictional late in life lesbian autobiographies). Congrats to @CEOManagingDirectorAuthor for the winning thread title! Book that flap surgery you’ve been waiting for and...

Welcome to thread #11 for the not-so-young mummy Sophie Cachia! Huge congratulations to @svpotatochips for the winning thread title! I hope you don’t think this is weird, but I’ve painted a huge portrait of your vulva to hang over your dining table as your prize. It’s in the mail. Re-posting...

Welcome to thread #10 for the not-so-young mummy Sophie Cachia! Congrats to @itssobutiful for our winning thread title 👏🏻. You could play for the Diamonds with skillz like that! We’re all still enjoying the international book tour. Our girl has been hitting big global metropolises like Sale...

New thread for our favourite CEO, author, reality TV star, athlete, etc…Sophie Cachia. Congrats to @b!tch_eating_crackers for the winning thread title. You have a real natural talent for this, you could have gone pro. I get the sense that you’re really tall too. Someone that follows Cachia...

Thanks to @savefloss for the new title - didn't quite ft so here it is again: Sophie Cachia #8: So much hate, zero mates. Fugly house to renovate. Ego needs to deflate. Book sales will not be great. Isuzu has met it’s fate.

What a week we've had. Mystery scan at a fertility clinic Last minute dress designs for the Grand Prix eve that looked like Dancing with the Stars in Vegas. We were all relieved Maddie didn't get hands on the red boots! Survivor shenanigans and a public split with her sister now means 100% of...

TLDR We find Soph ill with gastro and co sleeping with her children to spread her germs faster than EmmyLou’s fungal infection. Nevertheless she was able to show us what the ponte pants look like, oddly while she was pant-less. Thanks to @SmallDickEnergy for the thread title. You earned 37...

New thread for our favourite CEO

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New thread for Sophie Cachia

Next thread for our favourite Influencer, sorry, CEO

A much needed thread for Australian influencer/grifter/muppet/mummyblogger/productflogger/theonlygaypersontoeverexist AKA Sophie Cachia/The Young Mummy.