Well humans, we did it. We finally made it to a new thread for everyone’s favourite lesbian CEO author Sophia Cachia.
Thread title courtesy of the social media girl, @Sure…Media!
Thread title courtesy of the social media girl, @Sure…Media!
Sophie Cachia #30 husband’s name dropped, make-up brand flopped but a social vagina doesn’t define her
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Thanks for the thread @screenfreelookatme . You deserve nothing less than a sparse plate of cut up cannolis!
I couldn’t have launched my new thread without me being the female businesswoman that I am. Thanks to me for the new thread title I worked so hard on as a female human. To be blunt I need to write my sentence 1 more time so I can make sure I make it known that me, myself and I are impordant. Apostrophe.
If there are any spall mistake’s in this post, I blame my sociall media girl. She hasn’t wroked here for long.
On today’s recrap, incachia missed it, Sophie Cachia has reclaimed her maiden name by publishing a book, multiple paid advertorials and talking about herself in podcasts under her married name. The pyjama mogul of Cachia fame reminded us that while she’s very much a vegetarian now, she like chicken and fish and sometimes lamb. Dressed like Darren Hayes from Savage Garden, she’s already attracted a new mum for the kids. Carly Findlay moved in last week.
Before moving out to make room for the next chocolate lab, the EA got dragged on a forgettable Vegas trip. Highlights included a live from the bathroom so Soph didn’t wake the PA in between Potions class at Hogwarts. She also made it to a Mariah concert. This time no flaps escaped.
Isuzu was gifted to a bunch of unsuspecting tiktokers and has already had a fire sale. Soph got a free holiday up the country for her chocolate lab. Her chocolate lab also came through the macca’s drive thru. Her chocolate lab also enjoys Marleyspewn leftovers.
BUT, nothing to see here. Just like the turf at the MCG, she now has boundarie’s. Sounds like the penny had dropped aboutshitting on several friendship groups & relationships 15 years too late.
The book launched has already begun as evidenced by her “announciating” her book. Not sure if Deni will return the favour and show up for this one.
Anyhow, I hope to see many of you amongst the throngs of super fans as we celebrate Australia’s highest sell author of all time during her worldwide privacy tour book launch.
I couldn’t have launched my new thread without me being the female businesswoman that I am. Thanks to me for the new thread title I worked so hard on as a female human. To be blunt I need to write my sentence 1 more time so I can make sure I make it known that me, myself and I are impordant. Apostrophe.
If there are any spall mistake’s in this post, I blame my sociall media girl. She hasn’t wroked here for long.
On today’s recrap, incachia missed it, Sophie Cachia has reclaimed her maiden name by publishing a book, multiple paid advertorials and talking about herself in podcasts under her married name. The pyjama mogul of Cachia fame reminded us that while she’s very much a vegetarian now, she like chicken and fish and sometimes lamb. Dressed like Darren Hayes from Savage Garden, she’s already attracted a new mum for the kids. Carly Findlay moved in last week.
Before moving out to make room for the next chocolate lab, the EA got dragged on a forgettable Vegas trip. Highlights included a live from the bathroom so Soph didn’t wake the PA in between Potions class at Hogwarts. She also made it to a Mariah concert. This time no flaps escaped.
Isuzu was gifted to a bunch of unsuspecting tiktokers and has already had a fire sale. Soph got a free holiday up the country for her chocolate lab. Her chocolate lab also came through the macca’s drive thru. Her chocolate lab also enjoys Marleyspewn leftovers.
BUT, nothing to see here. Just like the turf at the MCG, she now has boundarie’s. Sounds like the penny had dropped about
The book launched has already begun as evidenced by her “announciating” her book. Not sure if Deni will return the favour and show up for this one.
Anyhow, I hope to see many of you amongst the throngs of super fans as we celebrate Australia’s highest sell author of all time during her worldwide privacy tour book launch.
great thread title
Loving the title. 
SENSATIONAL
How the hell did you come up with that at 6am .. *bows*
This is just perfect!
agree with all of the above love on this
can I just ask ?? on the carly findlay reference bc I'm lost
Lets be honest, if Sophie and Carly were in a room together, who would kill who first?
Carly worship Darren Hayes
In a weird stage 5 clinger stalker way. Not cute.
The slicked hair and pleather makes Soph look like Darren in the early open years. Carly’s love of Darren is a little restraining order odd.
The combination of 2 people with zero self awareness of how their own activism in fact impinges on others rights to exist in a safe and discreet environment is a match made in heaven.
The combination of 2 people with zero self awareness of how their own activism in fact impinges on others rights to exist in a safe and discreet environment is a match made in heaven.
I wonder what she’ll be singing? I request some Mariah … leotard and all
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If anyone does a high point stake out tomorrow, please share “massive line” for the lols 
For now I’m straight but @sure media your use of the apostrophe and word play Shaw could turn a girl
So glad I’ve got the day off tomorrow!! I might pay a visit.If anyone does a high point stake out tomorrow, please share “massive line” for the lols
I probably won’t but I’m tempted
not even my local shopping centre.bets on more of a line at Muffin Break on pension day than the "first lesbian CEO book singing tour"If anyone does a high point stake out tomorrow, please share “massive line” for the lols
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