Rachaele Hambleton is a social media influencer that claims to home a huge percentage of all the women in refuges. She rose to fame on tattle from shady go fund me schemes and making up downright lies that people were wishing harm to her unborn baby.
Gained a following and sold calendars of her family, then asked her 500k FB followers to pay monthly to her PayPal to help her fight domestic abuse, giving nonsensical and ridiculous stories of what she was doing. A year later, she's pregnant and on maternity leave and "will be setting up her DA charity". 18 months later in summer 2020 we are still waiting.
New thread title thanks to @Eyes Wide Open Now 🥳🥳🥳 I would send Evri Kevri over with some freebies for you, but you can pop down to the Patchwork Launderette and collect your own vouchers!
Last thread recap:
- Greasy Haired Gladys is still a cunt.
- she doesn't work either full or part time...
Congratulations to @Missmrsms for the thread suggestion. Box of oxo cubes and a bunch of recipes from the hunky chef that definitely isn't Josh.
@DipsyDoodle is awol, how very dare she.
Chat away, she'll have to update us once she's back in the room.
New thread title thanks to @delightfullyfuked. 🥳🥳🥳 You've won several gallons of grease for your hair, some backstreet lip fillers, and a sandwich box to piss in!
Last thread recap:
- Lip Filler Lucy is, as always, a gigantic cunt.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed...
Here we are at thread 150, with a new title thanks to @Scd1991 I edited for modesty, in case admin don't like a knob (f'nar), but I'm sure you can all guess the rhyme! To celebrate reaching 150 threads we've got enough in the PayPal fund to take us all to Barbadoscelona, so pack your bags...
I scrolled for ages and there were no thread title suggestions, so I went with this from a post by @x12x12x Evri Kevri is on his way with a Mulberry handbag and a Lego haircut just for you!
Last thread recap:
- Copycat Carol continues to be a colossal cunt
- she doesn't work either full or part...
New thread title thanks to @DeathToCovid 🥳🥳🥳 we've had a whip round via PayPal and got enough for you to have some bad lip fillers and a visit to Mannah's hairdresser so you can look just like her!
Last thread recap:
- Fungus Fanny is, as always, a cunt
- she doesn't work either full or part...
Another thread filled up in record time! New title thanks to @Chuff offohc 🤩🤩🤩 I had to edit it to fit, the full version was "josh was a bent copper until he got sacked, now hes doxxing a possible DV warrior who's Instagram was hacked". Sending you a free session with employment lawyer Kate...
Another new thread title from @MrsMooseisback 🥳🥳🥳🥳 I had to edit it to fit, the full version was "The Lincolnshaw’s are spilling some tea and taking a swipe, but her kids wouldn’t be seen dead wearing Hype!!". Sending you whatever freebie shite Racket's got lurking in her #ad cupboard!
Last...
New thread title thanks to @MrsMooseisback 🥳🥳🥳
I've lost the plot a bit as I wasn't around much yesterday and you lot filled that thread up so fast with the q&a, so here's the best I can do..
Last thread recap:
- Gucci Glenda is still a colossal cunt
- she doesn't work either full or part...
New thread title thanks to @delightfullyfuked. I edited for length and swears, the full version was "Drinking tea with friends is private to me, here’s a picture of my sons shitty arse for you all to see". Evri Kevri is deploying right now with a trolley full of fizzy cat's piss and some...
Well, we burned through the last thread in record time!
New thread title thanks to @Noseycow2020 🥳🥳🥳🥳 sending you chocolate cake for breakfast, £70 worth of snorkels, and a pack of pull-ups!
Last thread recap:
- Rectum is, as always, a colossal cunt
- she doesn't work either full or part time...
Bloody hell that last one went quick! The Clampitts on Tour have given us so much entertainment 🤣
New thread title thanks to @MrsMooseisback 🥳🥳🥳 we've had a whip round and booked you a free holiday, the catch is that you'll be in the room next door to the Hambleton-Marshall screeching chav...
New thread title thanks to @MiniSpider 🥳🥳🥳 Sending you 6 books you'll never read!
Last thread recap:
- Toothy Tina is still, and always will be, a cunt.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- she just happened to be filming while...
Last thread recap:
- Fungus Flaps is still, and always will be, a cunt.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Racket is prepping for Betsy's birthday party, which is taking place on Wilbert's birthday. How nice for him to learn so...
New thread title thanks to @Lucyinthesky88 overpriced sweaty candles and some undersized Yeezy sliders for you, babe!
Last thread recap (sorry if it's not as good as usual but I'm away in Edinburgh enjoying Fringe):
- Big Lips Brenda is still, and always will be, a cunt.
- she doesn't work...
New thread title thanks to @Cheerios78 , with an honourable mention for @delightfullyfuked. who suggested "Fans fans fans everywhere… my kids… oh they’re somewhere". Both had the same number of votes, so I made an executive decision to use the one which mentions PayPal ✌️
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New thread title thanks to @chickenshopcharlie 🥳🥳🥳🥳 sending you a free Tesco shop and some nipple covers (because you're far more discreet than Tiny Tits Tina!).
Last thread recap:
- Shitty Sharon is still, and always will be, a cunt.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be...
New thread title thanks to @Redmama 🥳🥳🥳 sending you a #gifted break in the lodge, and an extra large bottle of bleach for cleaning out the hot tub 🤮
Last thread recap:
- Queen Skidmarks of Paignton is still a cunt.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her...
New thread title thanks to @Redmama 🥳🥳🥳 I would say I'd send you my skiddy toilet roll, but you're not an unhinged maniac, so you'll have to make do with a leopard print scrunchie and a knock off Gucci bag!
Last thread recap:
- Rancid is, as always, a cunt.
- she doesn't work either full or...
Another new thread title thanks to @Lucyinthesky88 the absolute queen of titles! I had to edit to fit, the full version was
"BeKind is off travelling with Mummy’s stolen wonga;
Rach won’t miss her for six months - she’s kicked her out for longer"
Last thread recap:
- Rabid Raquel is still a...
Another cracking thread title from @Lucyinthesky88 , which I had to edit for length. The full version was:
Who’s that with the turned-in toes?
Somebody has learnt how to pose.
Could it be Rach with her stolen dosh?
Don’t be silly - it’s Instabitch Josh.
We're gifting you a cancelled holiday in...
New thread title thanks to @Lucyinthesky88 edited for length and swearing, so here's the glorious full version:
PayPal Pat, PayPal Pat,
PayPal Pat and Josh the thick twat;
On one future morning,
Pat and Josh will be pawning,
All their overpriced and vile tat.
Who's that knocking on your door...
New thread title thanks to @GreaseSpot , the courier formerly known as Hermes Kevin (now Evri Kevri) is on his way to you with a load of period pants and a voucher for some piss poor tattoos. Off you go on your career break to love us Tattle bastards the hardest ever!
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New thread title thanks to @Noseycow2020 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 fizzy cat's piss, a £4k bathtub and an arsehole jetwash for you (and I won't even publish your email address to my millions of followers) 💜
Last thread recap:
- Rancho is still a massive cunt.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't...
I scrolled through 12 pages and didn't find a title suggestion, so I went with a quote from an old post of Raq's found by @eyeswildopen sending you some thrush medication and a shitty little trolley for the beach!
Last thread recap:
- Racket is, as always, a massive cunt.
- she doesn't work...