PTWM #148 Josh is on the horny viking pills but they still can’t cure Rach of all her ills

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New thread title thanks to @DeathToCovid 🥳🥳🥳 we've had a whip round via PayPal and got enough for you to have some bad lip fillers and a visit to Mannah's hairdresser so you can look just like her!

Last thread recap:
- Fungus Fanny is, as always, a bleep
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- following #trollgate, Red Wine Raymond shared a picture of Rashy with her laptop, claiming she'd been sat writing all weekend bar one hour when they deployed to the beach. Yeah, typing out bullying messages to someone 🙄
- desperate to prove she's a great mum who doesn't dislike her kids and step kids, she nipped out for a walk with Seb and Wobble (who is wearing a clip in his hair because he hates having it cut, despite Slosh getting the clippers on it regularly from well before he was a year old 🤷)
- in case anyone was wondering, she's due yet another period. She must have about 6 a month at this point.
- after her Patreon Insta was reported (for bullying and harassment, and also the fact she had been sharing details of suicidal ideation) she received a "cute" message about her wellbeing.
- Rumblestrip has "finished" her next book of lies/thinly veiled digs at anyone who's ever wronged her. Seeing as the last one took months to be edited to get it into a vaguely sellable state, how long before this next load of tripe hits the shelves?
- Crap Mum Carol is gobsmacked and amazed that Wilbert is counting after *checks notes* two weeks at pre-school. Who would have thought that being around adults who spend time teaching and him properly would help this "non-verbal" toddler develop so well in such a short space of time? Well done Wibble, we Tattlers knew you could do it, even when your own parents didn't.
- Ramble also said that Wilberforce is struggling at pre-school because he doesn't like the hand dryer. So like most little kids then 🙄
- 9 year old Edie and her friend were shown playing with some My Little Pony tat for yet another #ad. Despite the fact that she's never played with or mentioned My Little Pony, and the list for her recent birthday was things like make up, duvet cover etc. Anything for a quick buck though, eh?
- poor Ethel is still really unwell, and needs to be taken to a specialist vet. So of course she pulled out loads of old videos from when they first got her, photos of her with the kids etc, turning the sympathy dial up to the max. Let's not forget that Joyce once said he didn't like the dogs and would prefer to have them put down as it would be cheaper 🤷
- another day, another episode of the kids not being allowed to sit and eat their dinner in peace because Filming Freda has got the phone out again, to capture BeKind mumbling about Seb (who wasn't there) and calling him a wanker. Mum of the Year laughed and snorted. Then she wonders why nobody has any respect for anyone else in that house 🤷 Bratsy went on to tell Rabies that she's a "tit cook"
- update on Ethel - she's got an aggressive form of pneumonia and is very poorly, she can't breathe without oxygen. It's not looking good for the poor pooch, Tattlers are all hoping she pulls through ♥
- despite the dog being gravely ill and at a specialist vet, Rumba was up and out at 5.30 am to traipse to Bath with Mannah and Lianne. She made sure to leave early enough to not see any of the children before she left. She even shared a screenshot of her call history showing that "Lula Pastoral" had tried calling. So the anxiety ridden, possibly neurodiverse teenager, whose pet is at death's door, has been sent to school and her mum's pissed off to Bath for the day. To get her hair trimmed and blow dried. There really are no limits to her selfishness. She is definitely trying to mimic Mannah's look, which is bizarre seeing as she's Mangina Mike's sister - how is he supposed to find that attractive?
- a Tattler noticed that Sloshy's recent follows include a couple of "erotic art" pages, and "horny Viking pills". Is all not well in the hobbit loft? Is all the red wine taking a toll on Little Joyce? Are they not able to love each other the hardest without a little help?
- on PatreCON, Scammy Sue revealed a new account called "R.E.B.L.", which could stand for Rachaele, Edie, Betsy, Lula. Looks like it could be yet another outlet, possibly for clothes. Watch this space 👀


Special mention to @Wotsit for coining the name "Gin Diesel"


Just a reminder that a D&C police officer was dismissed for misconduct, with the date of this article being the same date as a certain person started their career break...👀

Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.


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I wonder if she has followed those pages on his phone as part of her control of him. I can see it now “but look everyone, he’s left me and he was following all these pages behind my back”
 
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parent of the year 📣 Rawhide has BOUGHT some lion king figurines for W to line up because he is obsessed with Lion King and lining animals up 🙄🙄 well done for buying some toys for your own son 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
 
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All kids get obsessed with a film or TV show. I had to watch Barney over and over with my eldest!
 
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Why is she not teaching him to say thankyou when she gives him the toys?
"Ooh they make good lines"...do shut up you absolute 🤡🤡🤡🤡
 
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Excellent recap and thread title ❤

We are literally hurtling through these threads!
 
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Great recap as always.

There was sooo many good thread title options as well.
 
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Rachet is trending more than Hinch these days. There you go Rach at least your more popular than Hinch on Tattle 😂
She loves Tattle really, she’d have no content if we weren’t here and she loves us talking about her. Plus she must laugh at some of the comments sometimes we’re all hilarious
 
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I really cannot abide the swearing in front of the younger children. By their own sister as well…why does Rachel not tell her off? Is she afraid of her?

If so then, genuinely, how do you proceed?
 
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