New thread title thanks to @Scd1991, edited slightly as I don't know whether Admin will allow a prick! Your prize is a dog collar bracelet, and a bag of goodies from the sex shop 
Last thread recap:
- Wonky Teeth Wendy is still a ginormous bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Twit and twit have abandoned the kids again to piss off to London. Even though it's "work", PA Jo isn't there, so instead she's prepared "itineries" of Raq's work schedule (which looks to be a whole load of duck all).
- Sloshy uploaded some passport style photos of him and the most beautiful woman in his world, which had the unfortunate effect of making them look like they'd been working up chimneys in Victorian Britain
they obviously forgot to pack shower gel, and had no money left over to buy more after paying £515 per night in the hotel.
- some texts from Bratsy confirming that she's as illiterate as her (bestselling author mother) "tryna wrote a poem" "3 versus in"
- the PatreCON followers were rewarded for their fiver a month with a little video of Tic Tac Teeth Terry trying on his clothes and admiring himself in the mirror while Ratchet sat in bed going "awww look how cute you are" like he was a toddler (using a voice she doesn't even use to speak to her actual toddler).
- the reason for the trip? To "speak to the courts and be a voice for survivors of abuse". How the duck does an unqualified chav with an ego almost as inflated as her bottom lip and who is very obviously an abuser herself manage to get herself these gigs?
- of course they had to go out for dinner at a stupidly expensive restaurant, and show the menu so all the poor people can be jealous while they sit at home eating their egg and chips.
- the Patreon followers were "treated" to video of the gruesome twosome looking around a sex toy shop (link here if you're feeling brave but a MASSIVE trigger warning for the ick, including Geography Teacher George sticking his finger into a fleshlight
https://tattle.life/threads/ptwm-157-all-the-clobber-what-a-plucking-knobber.35319/post-12757569 ). Rancid's caption was "how do we end up in places like this", erm probably because you chose to walk through the door, you stupid cow at one point she said "I feel like I'm with my dad", I don't think anyone in history has EVER uttered that phrase when buying sex toys. Imagine calling yourself "the voice of abuse victims and survivors" all day, then going out at night, probably pissed and coked up, and filming yourself sniggering over rubber fannies and massive dildos.
- after a night on the Colombian marching powder and their new treats from the sex shop, Rumblestrip was paranoid and erratic, firstly wondering why it was "so busy at 8:30 in the morning" (I don't know, maybe all the people who have proper jobs to go to are on their way to work), then she started filming an old man through the window of his home 🫣 never mind the fact that the poor bloke is just going about his day, with no idea that there's a manic idiot outside filming him 
she said she's been "spying on him the last two days", I wonder how she'd feel if some stranger was hanging around outside her house and filming her through the window? She then got distracted wondering why there was "loads of police", again, maybe because it's central bleeping London at rush hour
- later on, Queen Lateetha put on her Patreon a message she'd had from the manager of the Mother and Baby Unit at Styal Prison (remember, the one that's hundreds of miles away from where she lives) saying that "the trolls" had emptied the Amazon wish list. She's "heartbroken that people punish babies like this"
(which is exactly the sort of thing Rashflaps would say). The wish list was reinstated, but bizarrely the delivery address for the items was not the prison itself, but a private address a few miles away. Yeah, not suspicious at all 
a Tattler then discovered that the MBU at Styal Prison has a readily available list of CICs and outside partners who donate, and the Scambleton Patchwork Shitshow is not one of them - so where exactly will these items be going? Later the manager was back on WhatsApp to tell Racquetball that the list was clear again and "the babies will love the items" (the babies can only stay in the unit until they are 18 months, so they won't have any idea, nor will they remember it). She even showed just how professional she is by referring to the sex toy shopping trip with a 
emoji.
- she is losing followers on the PatreCON at what must be an alarming rate for her - she shared a screenshot showing 487 people who are no longer paying. She made out it was "trolls", but more likely it's people who have decided it's not worth their money during a cost of living crisis a month away from Christmas. But she has to scare the remaining huns into continuing to pay, Jubai is coming up soon!
- she asked the huns not to screenshot any troll conversations from "their vile site", because we all make money from the ad revenue, apparently (oi Tattle, where's my pay cheque?). What she really means is "don't look at it because they're tit hot at unravelling my lies, and some of you bastards might realise I'm a bleep and stop paying me".
- desperate to carry on rinsing the huns for dosh, she's now asked them to message her directly saying how much they want to spend to support the Christmas campaign, so that she can send a link back with items the children they "support" want. Talk about making it completely non-transparent and untraceable.
- the next part of the plan to avoid anyone knowing exactly how much she's scamming is for huns to buy items and send them to a company name and address in Torbay. This address is not one that is already associated with Rhubarb and her Snatchwork empire, the lightest of research showed it to be an empty building that was previously used by a law firm (specialists in criminal law) up until they moved in December 2021. Which raises a number of questions, such as why not use one of the Patchwork addresses (there's 2 women's centres, the packing centre, and a shop, the locations of which have not been kept secret)? Why has she included the name of the business that no longer operates at that address? Do they know that Beggy Mitchell is using their name? It also turns out to be the correspondence address for Snatchwork Jen, who was the replacement director when Emily was removed and the building was sold in December 2021
- on Patreon live, she said that someone new was starting at the shop today, but whoever was meant to be training them wasn't there because of an ill child, so Viking Pills Victor went instead. Imagine getting training off that head. Wilbert was in bed with them because he's always clingy after they've been away (which is nearly every bloody week), but they're off to Jubai on 2 December. Thrushy Thelma also talked about their trip to London, gushing about how she got to talk to all these big, important people to tell them what they're doing wrong, and Joyce spoke about when he had to breathalyse his ex wife before allowing her to have the boys (you would have thought that if something like that was in a court order, it would be done by someone impartial at a contact centre, not by the other parent probably using supplies he'd nicked from the store cupboard at the police station). Anyway, they were so amazing and lush that everyone clapped!
- still on Patreon, she's now begging for yet more stuff to be bought for the Patchwork Shitshow "for the women", including board games, selection boxes, and vouchers.
- meanwhile, on Tattle, a user told us her story of being physically and verbally assaulted right in front of Rabies and Pegging Pete, and them just turning away and walking off
- Tattlers have been wondering for ages why 3 year old Wilbert (who can apparently climb onto the table, and open paint cans) was still sleeping in a cot. Well it turns out that Ramshackle was waiting for his #gifted Emma mattress! How long before he's escaping out of his room and causing havoc?
- someone asked about their "crazy dinner times', so Sloshy picked up some pasta when he deployed to Sainsbury's for a dump, and cooked. Obviously it was served up with half the family not at the table, no cutlery or drinks, and Rambo was busy filming Seb's arse in his boxers (not appropriate). Apparently "everyone's got a mate round for tea" - reality was that Isaac had his cousin. Lula was cutting up the single garlic bread directly on the worktop (how hygienic!) Seb disappeared with his plate into his room, while Apron Alan was wishing he was in Italy with no kids. Then Wobbly wandered in, dressed in only his nappy, probably bored because his iPad battery ran out or something.
- she videoed Seb brushing Wobbler's hair in his bedroom, with a plate of food nearby. Does that child ever sit at the table and eat his dinner? Absolutely not!
- it was the birthday of one of the women on the pretend Freedom course at the centre, so there was a cake. Never mind safeguarding the women who are apparently survivors of abuse
- on Patreon, Jen from the shop showed off an enormous pile of Amazon parcels "for the lush babies" at the prison. I thought all the items were being sent to the manager's house, near the prison over 200 miles away? So why are they all piled up at the packing centre in Torbay? And why so many, when there's only 8 babies?
- Fungus Fanny has treated herself to a new leather cuff bracelet to match her Mulberry bag - a steal at just £135. She could have got the same thing from Pets at Home for a fraction of the price.
- Rhubarb's content is actual dog tit, with a totally true and not at all made up story about dog turds being found on the kitchen worktop next to the sink (including a bonus of Dagger Tattoo Dave picking it up with his bare hands). Turns out that it was apparently stuck on the bottom of the mop bucket, so when Rambo brought it in, she was dragging it all over the house. Firstly, Lazy Leona never does any cleaning unless it's for an #ad, secondly she has a cleaner, and thirdly, how was there dog tit in the kitchen and nobody noticed the smell? We're calling bull tit (or should that be dog tit) on the whole story.
- on a PatreCON live, Sloshy put his hands on Rumbaba's neck, not at all triggering for her many followers who have experienced abuse she then went on to talk about their trip to London, saying "we were up all night, weren't we" and "it was the best night ever". Viking Pills Victor looked embarrassed that she was discussing their sex life so openly. Unlike Tattlers, the toxic twosome are very much not looking forward to Jubai, with Slosh apparently worried about leaving Wilbert for 5 days. We have no idea why, because they have no qualms about constantly leaving him with anyone who will have him (including his 13 year old sister who allegedly has her own additional needs). Rambo said that she didn't think of that when she booked it, it was so long ago that she just assumed that because Wilberforce would be a bit older, it would all be fine. Old Linda the Lackey must be being paid very well, as she's been roped in to do the babysitting for 5 days. Imagine leaving your cleaner to look after your violently autistic 3 year old, and 3 feral teenagers while you piss off to Jubai to prance around in a selection of bikinis.
Just a reminder that a D&C police officer was dismissed for misconduct, with the date of this article being the same date as a certain person started their "career break"...
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Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
July:
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October: Herpes Lodge (weekend), night in London (mid week in half term), Friday night in Southampton
November - 2 nights in London (Sunday and Monday)
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
Last thread recap:
- Wonky Teeth Wendy is still a ginormous bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Twit and twit have abandoned the kids again to piss off to London. Even though it's "work", PA Jo isn't there, so instead she's prepared "itineries" of Raq's work schedule (which looks to be a whole load of duck all).
- Sloshy uploaded some passport style photos of him and the most beautiful woman in his world, which had the unfortunate effect of making them look like they'd been working up chimneys in Victorian Britain
they obviously forgot to pack shower gel, and had no money left over to buy more after paying £515 per night in the hotel.- some texts from Bratsy confirming that she's as illiterate as her (bestselling author mother) "tryna wrote a poem" "3 versus in"
- the PatreCON followers were rewarded for their fiver a month with a little video of Tic Tac Teeth Terry trying on his clothes and admiring himself in the mirror while Ratchet sat in bed going "awww look how cute you are" like he was a toddler (using a voice she doesn't even use to speak to her actual toddler).
- the reason for the trip? To "speak to the courts and be a voice for survivors of abuse". How the duck does an unqualified chav with an ego almost as inflated as her bottom lip and who is very obviously an abuser herself manage to get herself these gigs?
- of course they had to go out for dinner at a stupidly expensive restaurant, and show the menu so all the poor people can be jealous while they sit at home eating their egg and chips.
- the Patreon followers were "treated" to video of the gruesome twosome looking around a sex toy shop (link here if you're feeling brave but a MASSIVE trigger warning for the ick, including Geography Teacher George sticking his finger into a fleshlight
https://tattle.life/threads/ptwm-157-all-the-clobber-what-a-plucking-knobber.35319/post-12757569 ). Rancid's caption was "how do we end up in places like this", erm probably because you chose to walk through the door, you stupid cow at one point she said "I feel like I'm with my dad", I don't think anyone in history has EVER uttered that phrase when buying sex toys. Imagine calling yourself "the voice of abuse victims and survivors" all day, then going out at night, probably pissed and coked up, and filming yourself sniggering over rubber fannies and massive dildos.- after a night on the Colombian marching powder and their new treats from the sex shop, Rumblestrip was paranoid and erratic, firstly wondering why it was "so busy at 8:30 in the morning" (I don't know, maybe all the people who have proper jobs to go to are on their way to work
), then she started filming an old man through the window of his home 🫣 never mind the fact that the poor bloke is just going about his day, with no idea that there's a manic idiot outside filming him she said she's been "spying on him the last two days", I wonder how she'd feel if some stranger was hanging around outside her house and filming her through the window? She then got distracted wondering why there was "loads of police", again, maybe because it's central bleeping London at rush hour - later on, Queen Lateetha put on her Patreon a message she'd had from the manager of the Mother and Baby Unit at Styal Prison (remember, the one that's hundreds of miles away from where she lives) saying that "the trolls" had emptied the Amazon wish list. She's "heartbroken that people punish babies like this"
(which is exactly the sort of thing Rashflaps would say). The wish list was reinstated, but bizarrely the delivery address for the items was not the prison itself, but a private address a few miles away. Yeah, not suspicious at all a Tattler then discovered that the MBU at Styal Prison has a readily available list of CICs and outside partners who donate, and the Scambleton Patchwork Shitshow is not one of them - so where exactly will these items be going? Later the manager was back on WhatsApp to tell Racquetball that the list was clear again and "the babies will love the items" (the babies can only stay in the unit until they are 18 months, so they won't have any idea, nor will they remember it). She even showed just how professional she is by referring to the sex toy shopping trip with a emoji.- she is losing followers on the PatreCON at what must be an alarming rate for her - she shared a screenshot showing 487 people who are no longer paying. She made out it was "trolls", but more likely it's people who have decided it's not worth their money during a cost of living crisis a month away from Christmas. But she has to scare the remaining huns into continuing to pay, Jubai is coming up soon!
- she asked the huns not to screenshot any troll conversations from "their vile site", because we all make money from the ad revenue, apparently (oi Tattle, where's my pay cheque?). What she really means is "don't look at it because they're tit hot at unravelling my lies, and some of you bastards might realise I'm a bleep and stop paying me".
- desperate to carry on rinsing the huns for dosh, she's now asked them to message her directly saying how much they want to spend to support the Christmas campaign, so that she can send a link back with items the children they "support" want. Talk about making it completely non-transparent and untraceable.
- the next part of the plan to avoid anyone knowing exactly how much she's scamming is for huns to buy items and send them to a company name and address in Torbay. This address is not one that is already associated with Rhubarb and her Snatchwork empire, the lightest of research showed it to be an empty building that was previously used by a law firm (specialists in criminal law) up until they moved in December 2021. Which raises a number of questions, such as why not use one of the Patchwork addresses (there's 2 women's centres, the packing centre, and a shop, the locations of which have not been kept secret)? Why has she included the name of the business that no longer operates at that address? Do they know that Beggy Mitchell is using their name? It also turns out to be the correspondence address for Snatchwork Jen, who was the replacement director when Emily was removed
and the building was sold in December 2021- on Patreon live, she said that someone new was starting at the shop today, but whoever was meant to be training them wasn't there because of an ill child, so Viking Pills Victor went instead. Imagine getting training off that head. Wilbert was in bed with them because he's always clingy after they've been away (which is nearly every bloody week), but they're off to Jubai on 2 December. Thrushy Thelma also talked about their trip to London, gushing about how she got to talk to all these big, important people to tell them what they're doing wrong, and Joyce spoke about when he had to breathalyse his ex wife before allowing her to have the boys (you would have thought that if something like that was in a court order, it would be done by someone impartial at a contact centre, not by the other parent probably using supplies he'd nicked from the store cupboard at the police station). Anyway, they were so amazing and lush that everyone clapped!
- still on Patreon, she's now begging for yet more stuff to be bought for the Patchwork Shitshow "for the women", including board games, selection boxes, and vouchers.
- meanwhile, on Tattle, a user told us her story of being physically and verbally assaulted right in front of Rabies and Pegging Pete, and them just turning away and walking off
- Tattlers have been wondering for ages why 3 year old Wilbert (who can apparently climb onto the table, and open paint cans) was still sleeping in a cot. Well it turns out that Ramshackle was waiting for his #gifted Emma mattress! How long before he's escaping out of his room and causing havoc?
- someone asked about their "crazy dinner times', so Sloshy picked up some pasta when he deployed to Sainsbury's for a dump, and cooked. Obviously it was served up with half the family not at the table, no cutlery or drinks, and Rambo was busy filming Seb's arse in his boxers (not appropriate). Apparently "everyone's got a mate round for tea" - reality was that Isaac had his cousin. Lula was cutting up the single garlic bread directly on the worktop (how hygienic!) Seb disappeared with his plate into his room, while Apron Alan was wishing he was in Italy with no kids. Then Wobbly wandered in, dressed in only his nappy, probably bored because his iPad battery ran out or something.
- she videoed Seb brushing Wobbler's hair in his bedroom, with a plate of food nearby. Does that child ever sit at the table and eat his dinner? Absolutely not!
- it was the birthday of one of the women on the pretend Freedom course at the centre, so there was a cake. Never mind safeguarding the women who are apparently survivors of abuse
- on Patreon, Jen from the shop showed off an enormous pile of Amazon parcels "for the lush babies" at the prison. I thought all the items were being sent to the manager's house, near the prison over 200 miles away? So why are they all piled up at the packing centre in Torbay? And why so many, when there's only 8 babies?
- Fungus Fanny has treated herself to a new leather cuff bracelet to match her Mulberry bag - a steal at just £135. She could have got the same thing from Pets at Home for a fraction of the price.
- Rhubarb's content is actual dog tit, with a totally true and not at all made up story about dog turds being found on the kitchen worktop next to the sink (including a bonus of Dagger Tattoo Dave picking it up with his bare hands). Turns out that it was apparently stuck on the bottom of the mop bucket, so when Rambo brought it in, she was dragging it all over the house. Firstly, Lazy Leona never does any cleaning unless it's for an #ad, secondly she has a cleaner, and thirdly, how was there dog tit in the kitchen and nobody noticed the smell? We're calling bull tit (or should that be dog tit) on the whole story.
- on a PatreCON live, Sloshy put his hands on Rumbaba's neck, not at all triggering for her many followers who have experienced abuse
she then went on to talk about their trip to London, saying "we were up all night, weren't we" and "it was the best night ever". Viking Pills Victor looked embarrassed that she was discussing their sex life so openly. Unlike Tattlers, the toxic twosome are very much not looking forward to Jubai, with Slosh apparently worried about leaving Wilbert for 5 days. We have no idea why, because they have no qualms about constantly leaving him with anyone who will have him (including his 13 year old sister who allegedly has her own additional needs). Rambo said that she didn't think of that when she booked it, it was so long ago that she just assumed that because Wilberforce would be a bit older, it would all be fine. Old Linda the Lackey must be being paid very well, as she's been roped in to do the babysitting for 5 days. Imagine leaving your cleaner to look after your violently autistic 3 year old, and 3 feral teenagers while you piss off to Jubai to prance around in a selection of bikinis.Just a reminder that a D&C police officer was dismissed for misconduct, with the date of this article being the same date as a certain person started their "career break"...
Police officer sacked for using false identity
'Through their actions the officer undermined the public’s trust and confidence in the police force'
Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
July:
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October: Herpes Lodge (weekend), night in London (mid week in half term), Friday night in Southampton
November - 2 nights in London (Sunday and Monday)
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
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