PTWM #154 Joshua Marshall got the sack

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New thread title thanks to @Noseycow2020 🥳🥳🥳 short and sweet, I love it! You've won your very own unsafe coffee table and a boot full of mouldy pumpkins!

Last thread recap:
- Rectum is still queen of the cunts
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- in London, and Rancid said we need to set alarms for a big announcement she's got coming up. Will it be the release date for her next book of lies? Or the REBL clothing line? Or is she finally going to wash her hair? Stay tuned to find out!
- off they went for dinner and drinks with Alan from the management company, and brave little Rumplestiltskin forced herself to knock back some fizzy cat's piss, even though she doesn't drink. She didn't even bother to get changed, still wearing the VB t-shirt she'd travelled up on the train in.
- apparently Alan has told her that her engagement is best when she posts about Gravy Jug Gary cooking, and what she's wearing, so she needs to focus on those. As if anyone wants cooking advice from Boring Brian, or fashion advice from someone who looks like she gets dressed in the dark 🤷
- the trip to the pumpkin patch was all so she could post a reel, as that works best for the algorithm on Instagram these days. Of course it was never about doing something with the kids.
- in a PatreCON live, she was waffling to the camera in her hotel room about how Sloshy went off by himself to go clothes shopping, and she argues with Jo all the time.
- apparently she got her vile VB jacket cheap on depop because it's a couple of years old - except it's from this year's collection, so can't be more than a few months old 🤷 maybe Alan also told her to stop flaunting all her expensive designer gear, so she's lying about it instead.
- the Tattler who was recently "outed" by Racket has been in contact with the Tattler who was doxxed by her, and confirmed that Rambo has gone out of her way to try and destroy as much of her life as she can, including threatening minors.
- the £50 worth of pumpkins that were bought simply for Insta are still sitting in the back of the Volvo.
- BeKind has got some nice new trainers from Foot Locker, straight after huns bought a load of vouchers for that very shop 👀
- Wiblet is still squished into his high chair in front of the iPad in the kitchen.
- Seb told Sloshy off for saying "Adidas" wrong - "you're not American"
- Raffleticket showed a load of animals that Wibble had apparently lined up on the kitchen table. But then he started moving them all, almost as if it was all set up without him for content...
- Bratsy's gone off to Liverpool for the weekend. Still waiting for her ticket to Australia then.
- despite apparently having a level 3 autistic, violent toddler, Rectum has decided to get a glass coffee table in the bare, echoey lounge. How long before it's broken?
- despite taking a "career break to spend more time with Wilbur", Sock Tagging Steve deployed to operate the till at the tat shop, leaving Top Knot Theresa unsupervised and filming a rambling load of dots of doom up in the sex loft. Apparently her manager Alan told her she *had* to go to the Apple store and get a new phone, because the one she had wasn't good enough 🙄 poor Rachey pops, having to drop a grand on a new iPhone instead of yet another ugly jacket! The new table is already filthy because Lula ate chicken nuggets over it and left it all greasy. Bratsy's "gone Liverpool" to stay with a couple of people Rambo met when she was on her book tour, who became some of her (you've guessed it) best mates. Jenna's son has just moved out to go to uni, so BeKind is staying in his room. A few sweeping stereotypes about Scouse women ("fake tan, contouring, lashes, all at 2 in the afternoon"). While Sloshy's slumped over the counter at the shop with his red wine hangover, she's got "all the kids" (except Betsy's not there, and Seb and Isaac were picked up by their aunt). Clearly unable to cope on her own, she's dragging her poor, toxic old mum round to help, even though she's not well and not very mobile. Of course it's been another "bad week" with Wilberforce. "Meltdowns" left, right and centre, and tears from poor Rancid. She's got the forms for his educational assessment to see what support he needs when he starts school (which the private diagnosis may not help towards). Label bleep Lisa has always loved Victoria Beckham, admired her growing up (even though Spice Girls weren't a thing until Rectum was in her teens, and Victoria on her own as a celeb wasn't until even later 🙄). How she'd be if she met old Vicky is apparently what Wilbur was like seeing animals at the zoo. His first "meltdown" was on the way in (of course), but the woman at the till was really lush so it was all ok. She said she was off to "blitz the house " again, either Linda's been given the boot, or she's got an ad for cleaning products coming up.
- with Edie, Wobbly and Toxic Mum in tow, off they went to the shitwork shop to make sure Sloshy wasn't balls deep in one of the customers. Luckily his condom style hat was enough to keep all those hordes of women away! That bleeping "Unbelievable blue eyes" song is back, we obviously reminded her of it the other week.
- meanwhile, the thread took a turn for the bizarre, with someone claiming that "a friend of a friend" had made some kind of report to the local MASH about the Shambleton/Marshall/etc kids being left unsupervised. There was a lot of debate over whether they knew the patchwork piss artists in real life or not, and whether a report was appropriate or not. Either way, lots of Tattlers were either confused, or bored by the back and forth over it.
- it seems the meeting with Alan may have been a bit of a bollocking over the state of her content - some of her posts have been deleted (notably the "German Me" where she sang Incy Wincy Spider to Wilberforce in a bad German accent, and ended with the glorious "Lula! Tea's ready!" when we all knew she wasn't there). There has also been a steep decline in mentions of trolls, including an absence of "notafuckingadipaidfullpricedickheads" type hashtags. Maybe he's told her it's not a good look and driving people over to Tattle.
- on Patreon, she said that Wilberforce is "non-verbal", then goes on to say "yesterday he said 4 words". I live about 6 hours away from you Rancho and I can smell your absolute bullshit from here. It is very clear that Wilbur is in no way non-verbal, if Tattlers can clearly work out what he's saying, why can't his mother?
- Seb's had his girlfriend to stay over for the first time, which Racket seems unnecessarily excited about 🤷 I wonder what the poor girl thinks of that shitshow house/family.
- she later claimed that Wilbur had "the biggest meltdown" and cried all the way home from I Bounce saying "oh tit". Edie helpfully piped up that he'd fallen and landed on his head and neck, so he was probably crying because it hurt rather than a meltdown 🙄 Edie then encouraged him to say "oh tit" again on camera. How delightful, having your 9 and 3 year old kids swearing.
- Rasputin has still got all the pumpkins in the boot of the car, how long before they go mouldy and Tic Tac Teeth Tony is complaining about the smell? Never mind the fact it's a total waste of money and food, all so she could make a reel for the 'gram like Alan told her to.
- off out for lunch (with 3 of the 6 children), and Sloshy was picking on Lula for having a hot chocolate before her lunch. A laptop was brought for Wilbert, because heaven forbid his parents have to entertain him, along with a selection of 64279 of his favourite animal toys. He also had a packet of Percy Pig sweets, and Lula was making him laugh by dropping his toys into a glass of water. Expect some "FML" content coming soon of him throwing things into people's drinks.
- a hun messaged to say that having a heavy backpack helps her autistic child with meltdowns, and Rumblestrip agreed. Although it's quite usual for toddlers to want to carry a backpack full of tit around, but anything to push that "level 3 diagnosis" eh Raq.
- Rabies posted something about people being allowed nice things, and if you're envious then it's your problem. Here's the thing though Rectum - we're not jealous, we can just see that you're constantly begging your followers to donate money "for the warriors" with absolutely no proof that their money is helping anyone other than your personal fund for Gucci bags, VB jackets and tit renovations on your murder mansion.



I don't seem to have saved many pics/videos this time, so have a bonus "oh, are we" as that always cheers everyone up!



Just a reminder that a D&C police officer was dismissed for misconduct, with the date of this article being the same date as a certain person started their career break...👀

Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October - Herpes Lodge (weekend), mid week night in London with PA Jo.


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Just want to add this that I found from 3 weeks ago. Poor Rach, so poor that she could only afford an iphone mini that has no camera and Alan had to tell her to buy a new phone. For starters that is either an iphone 13 or 14 here. Secondly, unless she has ridiculously tiny hands, she wouldn't be holding the mini like that.
Rach when you read this babes, it's just really sad and pathetic that you are lying so much.
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Just want to add this that I found from 3 weeks ago. Poor Rach, so poor that she could only afford an iphone mini that has no camera and Alan had to tell her to buy a new phone. For starters that is either an iphone 13 or 14 here. Secondly, unless she has ridiculously tiny hands, she wouldn't be holding the mini like that.
Rach when you read this babes, it's just really sad and pathetic that you are lying so much.
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Can't afford a new phone but she can afford a £900 vb coat and £900 mulberry 🤣🤣🤣 how does she think she can even get away with saying tit like that. She's lost it
 
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Can't afford a new phone but she can afford a £900 vb coat and £900 mulberry 🤣🤣🤣 how does she think she can even get away with saying tit like that. She's lost it
I assume that as an influencer she can claim tax back on the cost of a phone seeing as she uses it for her "job"?
 
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Parking 🚘 well done Dipsy, I’m kind of glad that thread is done and dusted 🙈

What a catalogue shot of Sloshy, with all his tic tacs on full display too 😆
 
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I know it’s not great, hearing a 3 year old saying “oh tit”, but if W had hurt himself, at least he was saying it in context!

For a child who is as profoundly affected by autism as (only) R claims, for W to say a phrase off his own back in context is huge.
 
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New thread title thanks to @Noseycow2020 🥳🥳🥳 short and sweet, I love it! You've won your very own unsafe coffee table and a boot full of mouldy pumpkins!

Last thread recap:
- Rectum is still queen of the cunts
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- in London, and Rancid said we need to set alarms for a big announcement she's got coming up. Will it be the release date for her next book of lies? Or the REBL clothing line? Or is she finally going to wash her hair? Stay tuned to find out!
- off they went for dinner and drinks with Alan from the management company, and brave little Rumplestiltskin forced herself to knock back some fizzy cat's piss, even though she doesn't drink. She didn't even bother to get changed, still wearing the VB t-shirt she'd travelled up on the train in.
- apparently Alan has told her that her engagement is best when she posts about Gravy Jug Gary cooking, and what she's wearing, so she needs to focus on those. As if anyone wants cooking advice from Boring Brian, or fashion advice from someone who looks like she gets dressed in the dark 🤷
- the trip to the pumpkin patch was all so she could post a reel, as that works best for the algorithm on Instagram these days. Of course it was never about doing something with the kids.
- in a PatreCON live, she was waffling to the camera in her hotel room about how Sloshy went off by himself to go clothes shopping, and she argues with Jo all the time.
- apparently she got her vile VB jacket cheap on depop because it's a couple of years old - except it's from this year's collection, so can't be more than a few months old 🤷 maybe Alan also told her to stop flaunting all her expensive designer gear, so she's lying about it instead.
- the Tattler who was recently "outed" by Racket has been in contact with the Tattler who was doxxed by her, and confirmed that Rambo has gone out of her way to try and destroy as much of her life as she can, including threatening minors.
- the £50 worth of pumpkins that were bought simply for Insta are still sitting in the back of the Volvo.
- BeKind has got some nice new trainers from Foot Locker, straight after huns bought a load of vouchers for that very shop 👀
- Wiblet is still squished into his high chair in front of the iPad in the kitchen.
- Seb told Sloshy off for saying "Adidas" wrong - "you're not American"
- Raffleticket showed a load of animals that Wibble had apparently lined up on the kitchen table. But then he started moving them all, almost as if it was all set up without him for content...
- Bratsy's gone off to Liverpool for the weekend. Still waiting for her ticket to Australia then.
- despite apparently having a level 3 autistic, violent toddler, Rectum has decided to get a glass coffee table in the bare, echoey lounge. How long before it's broken?
- despite taking a "career break to spend more time with Wilbur", Sock Tagging Steve deployed to operate the till at the tat shop, leaving Top Knot Theresa unsupervised and filming a rambling load of dots of doom up in the sex loft. Apparently her manager Alan told her she *had* to go to the Apple store and get a new phone, because the one she had wasn't good enough 🙄 poor Rachey pops, having to drop a grand on a new iPhone instead of yet another ugly jacket! The new table is already filthy because Lula ate chicken nuggets over it and left it all greasy. Bratsy's "gone Liverpool" to stay with a couple of people Rambo met when she was on her book tour, who became some of her (you've guessed it) best mates. Jenna's son has just moved out to go to uni, so BeKind is staying in his room. A few sweeping stereotypes about Scouse women ("fake tan, contouring, lashes, all at 2 in the afternoon"). While Sloshy's slumped over the counter at the shop with his red wine hangover, she's got "all the kids" (except Betsy's not there, and Seb and Isaac were picked up by their aunt). Clearly unable to cope on her own, she's dragging her poor, toxic old mum round to help, even though she's not well and not very mobile. Of course it's been another "bad week" with Wilberforce. "Meltdowns" left, right and centre, and tears from poor Rancid. She's got the forms for his educational assessment to see what support he needs when he starts school (which the private diagnosis may not help towards). Label bleep Lisa has always loved Victoria Beckham, admired her growing up (even though Spice Girls weren't a thing until Rectum was in her teens, and Victoria on her own as a celeb wasn't until even later 🙄). How she'd be if she met old Vicky is apparently what Wilbur was like seeing animals at the zoo. His first "meltdown" was on the way in (of course), but the woman at the till was really lush so it was all ok. She said she was off to "blitz the house " again, either Linda's been given the boot, or she's got an ad for cleaning products coming up.
- with Edie, Wobbly and Toxic Mum in tow, off they went to the shitwork shop to make sure Sloshy wasn't balls deep in one of the customers. Luckily his condom style hat was enough to keep all those hordes of women away! That bleeping "Unbelievable blue eyes" song is back, we obviously reminded her of it the other week.
- meanwhile, the thread took a turn for the bizarre, with someone claiming that "a friend of a friend" had made some kind of report to the local MASH about the Shambleton/Marshall/etc kids being left unsupervised. There was a lot of debate over whether they knew the patchwork piss artists in real life or not, and whether a report was appropriate or not. Either way, lots of Tattlers were either confused, or bored by the back and forth over it.
- it seems the meeting with Alan may have been a bit of a bollocking over the state of her content - some of her posts have been deleted (notably the "German Me" where she sang Incy Wincy Spider to Wilberforce in a bad German accent, and ended with the glorious "Lula! Tea's ready!" when we all knew she wasn't there). There has also been a steep decline in mentions of trolls, including an absence of "notafuckingadipaidfullpricedickheads" type hashtags. Maybe he's told her it's not a good look and driving people over to Tattle.
- on Patreon, she said that Wilberforce is "non-verbal", then goes on to say "yesterday he said 4 words". I live about 6 hours away from you Rancho and I can smell your absolute bullshit from here. It is very clear that Wilbur is in no way non-verbal, if Tattlers can clearly work out what he's saying, why can't his mother?
- Seb's had his girlfriend to stay over for the first time, which Racket seems unnecessarily excited about 🤷 I wonder what the poor girl thinks of that shitshow house/family.
- she later claimed that Wilbur had "the biggest meltdown" and cried all the way home from I Bounce saying "oh tit". Edie helpfully piped up that he'd fallen and landed on his head and neck, so he was probably crying because it hurt rather than a meltdown 🙄 Edie then encouraged him to say "oh tit" again on camera. How delightful, having your 9 and 3 year old kids swearing.
- Rasputin has still got all the pumpkins in the boot of the car, how long before they go mouldy and Tic Tac Teeth Tony is complaining about the smell? Never mind the fact it's a total waste of money and food, all so she could make a reel for the 'gram like Alan told her to.
- off out for lunch (with 3 of the 6 children), and Sloshy was picking on Lula for having a hot chocolate before her lunch. A laptop was brought for Wilbert, because heaven forbid his parents have to entertain him, along with a selection of 64279 of his favourite animal toys. He also had a packet of Percy Pig sweets, and Lula was making him laugh by dropping his toys into a glass of water. Expect some "FML" content coming soon of him throwing things into people's drinks.
- a hun messaged to say that having a heavy backpack helps her autistic child with meltdowns, and Rumblestrip agreed. Although it's quite usual for toddlers to want to carry a backpack full of tit around, but anything to push that "level 3 diagnosis" eh Raq.
- Rabies posted something about people being allowed nice things, and if you're envious then it's your problem. Here's the thing though Rectum - we're not jealous, we can just see that you're constantly begging your followers to donate money "for the warriors" with absolutely no proof that their money is helping anyone other than your personal fund for Gucci bags, VB jackets and tit renovations on your murder mansion.



I don't seem to have saved many pics/videos this time, so have a bonus "oh, are we" as that always cheers everyone up!



Just a reminder that a D&C police officer was dismissed for misconduct, with the date of this article being the same date as a certain person started their career break...👀

Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October - Herpes Lodge (weekend), mid week night in London with PA Jo.


If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
I have so many threads to catch up on I drifted away from this one because that women proper annoys me 😂, I also have a 3 year old with autism with a private diagnosis so I need some catching up to do about wilbert … level 3 autism wtf has she really said that 😂😂 who done the diagnosis mine just said diagnosis autism spectrum disorder and if she would have done her research properly she would of found a diagnosis place that is gold standard approved by the nhs and meets the criteria to be used to help in school!! bleeping prat anyway I’m of to read about 20000 threads 😂😂🥴🥴🥴
 
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Amazing recap on the most bizarre tattle thread ever 🤣
Thank you for constantly bringing back “oh are we” 🤣🤣
Sock tagging Steve finished me 💜
 
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Just want to add this that I found from 3 weeks ago. Poor Rach, so poor that she could only afford an iphone mini that has no camera and Alan had to tell her to buy a new phone. For starters that is either an iphone 13 or 14 here. Secondly, unless she has ridiculously tiny hands, she wouldn't be holding the mini like that.
Rach when you read this babes, it's just really sad and pathetic that you are lying so much.
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Oh dear, Rach being caught out lying is very unusual. I mean she must of forgotten about this phone as she has so many.
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Can't afford a new phone but she can afford a £900 vb coat and £900 mulberry 🤣🤣🤣 how does she think she can even get away with saying tit like that. She's lost it
How dare you, Merlot Malcolm bought* that bag for the most beautiful woman in his world!






*using the pocket money she paid into his GoHenry account as he doesn't have a job and income of his own any more 🤭
 
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Just been sent this little nugget.👀 Apparently she was doing a live this morning while filming clothing reels 🙄
 

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