I scrolled for ages and there were no thread title suggestions, so I went with this from a post by @x12x12x Evri Kevri is on his way with a Mulberry handbag and a Lego haircut just for you!
Last thread recap:
- Copycat Carol continues to be a colossal bleep
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- While Wiffle was eating his breakfast (on the sofa with the telly on), Rabble came in to give him some Lion King animal toys. She was very keen to mention that "mummy's bought you" as she said it over and over again. She thought he was saying "no" when she picked one up, but it sounded like he was saying "Nala".
- in yet another disgustingly low move, Safeguarding Sally shared handwritten notes from the "trauma session" at the launderette. Apparently "shared with permission", but they were deeply personal bullet points of things that abused women have experienced/felt. This is NOT appropriate in any way to be sharing at all, never mind on a public Instagram. Funny how in all the time Emily was in charge of the centre, she never once shared anything.
- Passive Aggressive Pam showed off her new hairdo, tagging the hairdresser and adding a hashtag saying that it wasn't an ad, she paid full price, and paid for her friends too. Rawhide, we KNOW you pay for your friends constantly, that's how you keep them around
- Designer Labels Doris then showed herself trying on a Mulberry handbag, with a modest price tag of £950. Place your bets now for how long it will be before she's begging for some donation or other "for the women"
- Mannah told the hairdresser about a time when Racket farted in front of a builder. I bet he was just glad she wasn't naked and drying her period fanny off in front of him
- yet another person came to tell us that she had reached out to Rancid and been ignored, this Tattler was in a dangerous situation, and got appropriate support and advice from other bastard trolls, despite it being the middle of the night. Yet again, proving that Tattle does more for victims of abuse than St Ratface ever will.
- new bestie alert
someone called Stacey, who apparently was her first ever flatmate (but has not been mentioned before).
- for reasons best known to herself, Rectum straightened her new hairdo, and made herself look like a Lego figure. The hairdresser was probably overjoyed to be tagged in the post
- Bratsy's not well (raging tonsillitis), so Racquetball shared a photo of her lying on the sofa in her period pants. She was feeling so unwell she was crying, so of course Insensitive Isla filmed while Wilbur was wandering around her, and kissed her leg.
- meanwhile, on Patreon, Ravioli said that her mum had throat cancer, and her chemo has worn away at her gum so the bone is protruding. It's very difficult because Racket doesn't speak to her sister. Betsy is so poorly that Rambo had to bathe her. Ethel's vet bill was £8,500, and it's a good job she was ill now and not when they first got her because they wouldn't have been able to afford it so would have had to put her down (with animal lover Joyce commenting that they should have put her down now, and they could have gone to Barbados with the money). Joyce had yet another tattoo the other day, which led to talking about being trolled over his knife tattoo. It turns out the woman's arse in the knife is actually Rabid's (although we're not sure whether she provided a photo or just stood with her arse out in the tattoo shop). He said not all knives are bad because he's "used them to cut down people who are hanging". OK hun. Rancid couldn't afford the Mulberry bag she looked at the other day because of the vet bill. The Freedom programme have been in touch because the trolls have contacted them, so they want a Zoom call. Don't forget to mention that you thought it was ok to share those notes Rapid, I'm sure they won't mind! The troll's employer that she messaged over the weekend has got back to her, but she didn't say whether the person has been escorted off the premises. Sloshy says it's easy to catch trolls, he uses the same method that's used to catch online paedophiles. Would that be improper use of the police database, by any chance?
- Lula took the opportunity of Betsy being unwell to use her bedroom to take and upload to her Instagram a photo of herself that is entirely inappropriate for a 13 year old. Safeguarding? Never heard of her!
- Bratsy's in hospital with "severe bacterial tonsillitis", but perked up enough for Oversharing Olive to take a video for the 'gram. U OK hun?
- Sloshy was on Wilbert duty, to make sure he doesn't have the opportunity to fall limp-penis first into someone else.
- Rumplestiltskin was reading a toddler book with Wiffle, and he started biting her. She didn't tell him off, and laughed. So no wonder he thinks it's ok
- Fizzy Cat's Piss Freda is running an "online trauma course" at the bargain price of £240 per person.
- in the next episode of "wtf is she doing with Wilbert", he was sitting on the landing looking through an animal book, naming them all, with a plate of pizza next to him. Why was he eating sitting on the floor? No bloody idea then Limp Dick Leonard cooked steak, but just for himself and his toothy overlord. What did the rest of the kids eat? No bleeping idea.
- ex-stepdaughter Mia posted on her Instagram calling out "an abuser", saying that she hadn't seen her sisters (Betsy and Lula) in over a year.
- it was Dogsbody Jo's birthday, so of course Ratface had to post a load of gushing stories all about how much she loves her, with a very bizarre mention of Jo transferring the money to pay the vet bill for Ethel is she using business funds/donations intended for abused women to pay her vet bill? Watch out for that bus Jo, because when it comes you'll be firmly flung under it! Jo's birthday gifts (which she opened in the car) were a pair of trainers from the Snatchwork girls, and a Dyson hairdryer from Racquet. Talk about buying your mates.
- on the Patreon she went live, sitting on Sloshy's knee
he said that they could have gone to Barbados with what the vet bill cost (thanks for letting us know you're reading here!). She said the vet charged £9.95 every time Ethel had some water - sure, Jan 
they then went on to talk about the knife tattoo, and how ONE PERSON had messaged to ask why, as a police officer, was he promoting knife crime? He said that firstly, where it is, nobody will see it (except you took a photo and shared it on your open Instagram, and your wife is constantly videoing you wandering around the house with no top on). "All knives aren't bad" apparently (but he didn't get a tattoo of a cheese knife, did he? He reckons he's saved 4 people's lives with knives, such as cutting down people who are hanging, cutting people out of cars (I can't imagine you'd usually use a knife for that, but here we are)
- another update from PatreCON, and she had booked a weekend at Herpes Lodge for Jo for her birthday, but conveniently forgot, and also booked for Jo to go to Cardiff instead. And also conveniently, Lucy the childminder texted her saying she was missing Wilbert, so Rambo asked if she'd like to have him for the weekend so she can piss off and love Roast Dinner Ronald the hardest in the rundown shack. Never mind that she has one unwell child and one unwell dog, and is not contactable at the Lodge. "The trolls" love it when they go away, and keep a chart (you're welcome!), but her and Red Wine Raymond never got to date (because they were having an affair and sneaking around having sex in the woods, but she forgot to mention that bit).
- she hasn't done a rambling story in the sex loft for a while, so we were due one. She's apparently had dogs since she was 17 (living hand to mouth in a pissy bedsit but had a dog? Ok hun), she rescued one from London and brought it home on the train, but the police tracked her down from Mannah's car registration and wrote to her asking her to give it back (was she in a car? On the train? Or riding a bleeping unicorn? She obviously lies so much she didn't even notice she changed her story while still in the same sentence). She complained about the cost of the vet bill (she reckons the itemised bill showed £5.25 for a pair of gloves). Betsy was really ill in hospital at the weekend. Her poor old mum has had 2 falls in the last week, she had to leave Betsy in hospital to go to her mum's flat (even though the other day she said BFF Lianne had gone to see her mum). Betsy's staying in the house because she's ill, so Lula is staying in her shed, and had some mates to stay over. Isaac had a friend staying as well, because what Betsy needs when she's so poorly is a crowd of random kids wandering the house Lula and her mates had KFC and threw the rubbish all over the garden, like the bunch of scratty, disrespectful chavs they are. Lula's been working all summer, she's got a permit so she doesn't need to be reported like Bratsy was (never mind that what she was doing was against the law, it wasn't her unscrupulous employers who were in the wrong, it was the "trolls" who blabbed to the council ). Lula's set up a business doing lashes for her mates, with £1 lashes from Primark. A 13 year old, gluing things to people's eyes, what could possibly go wrong?
- she then shared part of a live video from her PatreCON, with Silky Sloshy talking about the KFC incident. He was slurring, she was laughing like a drain at absolutely nothing, were they both off their tits? Very probably. Joyce showed a photo of a crow on top of his aviary eating KFC leftovers, and said "look, we don't lie" maybe not about that...
- she did a q&a, and reckons the HR departments of the trolls' employers are investigating. Trust me babe, HR professionals simply don't have time to deal with your made up bullshit. They may have sent you a generic reply but that's probably all they'll do, they have real work to be getting on with.
- she's now complaining about the kids adding themselves as "emergency contacts" on her phone, so that they can still contact her when she's on Do Not Disturb. Heaven forbid the kids and step kids you would kill and die for can get hold of you if they need you
In case anyone was wondering, I counted 16 adverts in September.
Just a reminder that a D&C police officer was dismissed for misconduct, with the date of this article being the same date as a certain person started their career break...
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Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October - Herpes Lodge (weekend)
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
Last thread recap:
- Copycat Carol continues to be a colossal bleep
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- While Wiffle was eating his breakfast (on the sofa with the telly on), Rabble came in to give him some Lion King animal toys. She was very keen to mention that "mummy's bought you" as she said it over and over again. She thought he was saying "no" when she picked one up, but it sounded like he was saying "Nala".
- in yet another disgustingly low move, Safeguarding Sally shared handwritten notes from the "trauma session" at the launderette. Apparently "shared with permission", but they were deeply personal bullet points of things that abused women have experienced/felt. This is NOT appropriate in any way to be sharing at all, never mind on a public Instagram. Funny how in all the time Emily was in charge of the centre, she never once shared anything.
- Passive Aggressive Pam showed off her new hairdo, tagging the hairdresser and adding a hashtag saying that it wasn't an ad, she paid full price, and paid for her friends too. Rawhide, we KNOW you pay for your friends constantly, that's how you keep them around
- Designer Labels Doris then showed herself trying on a Mulberry handbag, with a modest price tag of £950. Place your bets now for how long it will be before she's begging for some donation or other "for the women"
- Mannah told the hairdresser about a time when Racket farted in front of a builder. I bet he was just glad she wasn't naked and drying her period fanny off in front of him
- yet another person came to tell us that she had reached out to Rancid and been ignored, this Tattler was in a dangerous situation, and got appropriate support and advice from other bastard trolls, despite it being the middle of the night. Yet again, proving that Tattle does more for victims of abuse than St Ratface ever will.
- new bestie alert
someone called Stacey, who apparently was her first ever flatmate (but has not been mentioned before). - for reasons best known to herself, Rectum straightened her new hairdo, and made herself look like a Lego figure. The hairdresser was probably overjoyed to be tagged in the post
- Bratsy's not well (raging tonsillitis), so Racquetball shared a photo of her lying on the sofa in her period pants. She was feeling so unwell she was crying, so of course Insensitive Isla filmed while Wilbur was wandering around her, and kissed her leg.
- meanwhile, on Patreon, Ravioli said that her mum had throat cancer, and her chemo has worn away at her gum so the bone is protruding. It's very difficult because Racket doesn't speak to her sister. Betsy is so poorly that Rambo had to bathe her. Ethel's vet bill was £8,500, and it's a good job she was ill now and not when they first got her because they wouldn't have been able to afford it so would have had to put her down (with animal lover Joyce commenting that they should have put her down now, and they could have gone to Barbados with the money). Joyce had yet another tattoo the other day, which led to talking about being trolled over his knife tattoo. It turns out the woman's arse in the knife is actually Rabid's (although we're not sure whether she provided a photo or just stood with her arse out in the tattoo shop). He said not all knives are bad because he's "used them to cut down people who are hanging". OK hun. Rancid couldn't afford the Mulberry bag she looked at the other day because of the vet bill. The Freedom programme have been in touch because the trolls have contacted them, so they want a Zoom call. Don't forget to mention that you thought it was ok to share those notes Rapid, I'm sure they won't mind! The troll's employer that she messaged over the weekend has got back to her, but she didn't say whether the person has been escorted off the premises. Sloshy says it's easy to catch trolls, he uses the same method that's used to catch online paedophiles. Would that be improper use of the police database, by any chance?
- Lula took the opportunity of Betsy being unwell to use her bedroom to take and upload to her Instagram a photo of herself that is entirely inappropriate for a 13 year old. Safeguarding? Never heard of her!
- Bratsy's in hospital with "severe bacterial tonsillitis", but perked up enough for Oversharing Olive to take a video for the 'gram. U OK hun?
- Sloshy was on Wilbert duty, to make sure he doesn't have the opportunity to fall limp-penis first into someone else.
- Rumplestiltskin was reading a toddler book with Wiffle, and he started biting her. She didn't tell him off, and laughed. So no wonder he thinks it's ok
- Fizzy Cat's Piss Freda is running an "online trauma course" at the bargain price of £240 per person.
- in the next episode of "wtf is she doing with Wilbert", he was sitting on the landing looking through an animal book, naming them all, with a plate of pizza next to him. Why was he eating sitting on the floor? No bloody idea
then Limp Dick Leonard cooked steak, but just for himself and his toothy overlord. What did the rest of the kids eat? No bleeping idea.- ex-stepdaughter Mia posted on her Instagram calling out "an abuser", saying that she hadn't seen her sisters (Betsy and Lula) in over a year.
- it was Dogsbody Jo's birthday, so of course Ratface had to post a load of gushing stories all about how much she loves her, with a very bizarre mention of Jo transferring the money to pay the vet bill for Ethel
is she using business funds/donations intended for abused women to pay her vet bill? Watch out for that bus Jo, because when it comes you'll be firmly flung under it! Jo's birthday gifts (which she opened in the car) were a pair of trainers from the Snatchwork girls, and a Dyson hairdryer from Racquet. Talk about buying your mates.- on the Patreon she went live, sitting on Sloshy's knee
he said that they could have gone to Barbados with what the vet bill cost (thanks for letting us know you're reading here!). She said the vet charged £9.95 every time Ethel had some water - sure, Jan they then went on to talk about the knife tattoo, and how ONE PERSON had messaged to ask why, as a police officer, was he promoting knife crime? He said that firstly, where it is, nobody will see it (except you took a photo and shared it on your open Instagram, and your wife is constantly videoing you wandering around the house with no top on). "All knives aren't bad" apparently (but he didn't get a tattoo of a cheese knife, did he? He reckons he's saved 4 people's lives with knives, such as cutting down people who are hanging, cutting people out of cars (I can't imagine you'd usually use a knife for that, but here we are)- another update from PatreCON, and she had booked a weekend at Herpes Lodge for Jo for her birthday, but conveniently forgot, and also booked for Jo to go to Cardiff instead. And also conveniently, Lucy the childminder texted her saying she was missing Wilbert, so Rambo asked if she'd like to have him for the weekend so she can piss off and love Roast Dinner Ronald the hardest in the rundown shack. Never mind that she has one unwell child and one unwell dog, and is not contactable at the Lodge. "The trolls" love it when they go away, and keep a chart (you're welcome!), but her and Red Wine Raymond never got to date (because they were having an affair and sneaking around having sex in the woods, but she forgot to mention that bit).
- she hasn't done a rambling story in the sex loft for a while, so we were due one. She's apparently had dogs since she was 17 (living hand to mouth in a pissy bedsit but had a dog? Ok hun), she rescued one from London and brought it home on the train, but the police tracked her down from Mannah's car registration and wrote to her asking her to give it back (was she in a car? On the train? Or riding a bleeping unicorn? She obviously lies so much she didn't even notice she changed her story while still in the same sentence). She complained about the cost of the vet bill (she reckons the itemised bill showed £5.25 for a pair of gloves). Betsy was really ill in hospital at the weekend. Her poor old mum has had 2 falls in the last week, she had to leave Betsy in hospital to go to her mum's flat (even though the other day she said BFF Lianne had gone to see her mum). Betsy's staying in the house because she's ill, so Lula is staying in her shed, and had some mates to stay over. Isaac had a friend staying as well, because what Betsy needs when she's so poorly is a crowd of random kids wandering the house
Lula and her mates had KFC and threw the rubbish all over the garden, like the bunch of scratty, disrespectful chavs they are. Lula's been working all summer, she's got a permit so she doesn't need to be reported like Bratsy was (never mind that what she was doing was against the law, it wasn't her unscrupulous employers who were in the wrong, it was the "trolls" who blabbed to the council ). Lula's set up a business doing lashes for her mates, with £1 lashes from Primark. A 13 year old, gluing things to people's eyes, what could possibly go wrong? - she then shared part of a live video from her PatreCON, with Silky Sloshy talking about the KFC incident. He was slurring, she was laughing like a drain at absolutely nothing, were they both off their tits? Very probably. Joyce showed a photo of a crow on top of his aviary eating KFC leftovers, and said "look, we don't lie" maybe not about that...
- she did a q&a, and reckons the HR departments of the trolls' employers are investigating. Trust me babe, HR professionals simply don't have time to deal with your made up bullshit. They may have sent you a generic reply but that's probably all they'll do, they have real work to be getting on with.
- she's now complaining about the kids adding themselves as "emergency contacts" on her phone, so that they can still contact her when she's on Do Not Disturb. Heaven forbid the kids and step kids you would kill and die for can get hold of you if they need you
In case anyone was wondering, I counted 16 adverts in September.
Just a reminder that a D&C police officer was dismissed for misconduct, with the date of this article being the same date as a certain person started their career break...
Police officer sacked for using false identity
'Through their actions the officer undermined the public’s trust and confidence in the police force'
Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October - Herpes Lodge (weekend)
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
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it's just him trying to muster up some sort of manly image. He will struggle with his blatantly low testosterone levels, it's very obvious he has an issue there. Hence the pills perhaps, although I'm sure she followed that page on his behalf or just to show people LOOK WE HAVE SEX
