New Baby Gossip Forum

New thread, same problems.

Can’t believe we’re already on thread number 2 😂 turns out, we love a natter. What was the worst piece of advice you were given as a new mum?

Sorry @hazmaz - 3am does indeed suck 🙈

An offshoot from the New Baby thread as we don’t half go off topic in there. We’ll see if it grows legs, or fries kegs, as my autocorrect wants me to write… When and where did you find out you were pregnant?

New thread for a new week! No title as I couldn't see any suggestions. --- My nephew could take 1-1.5 hours to eat a meal at one point! Baby L usually takes 30-45 minutes, it's quicker if we feed him but I really want him to feed himself and Mr L gets impatient. He is also going through a...

Title from @themuffinwoman's quest to pee nominated by @WeHadFunRight (slightly shortened) As you were!

Thank you @fairylights2000 giver of thread titles. carry on ladies…

Thank you @fairylights2000 for the title suggestion 😁. @themuffinwoman the nursery should have a transition program, everyone does it slightly different but ours was always an hour stay and play with parent, then an hour alone the next day with parent in the parents waiting room and gradually...

Here you go everyone…. @Greenfly125 sorry we were at the end of the thread, hopefully people will answer you here.

New thread for us - as you were 🥰

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Let’s carry on… as ever, this thread is for advice and support. If you’re looking for somewhere to make snippy or judgemental comments about other posters we are happy to signpost you to Mumsnet where you’re sure to fit right in xx

New thread for us :) Previous topics of conversation include how much tummy time is the right amount, why baby farts stink so much and whether wake windows should go out the window. Judgement free zone, if you don’t have something nice to say maybe just… don’t bother saying it. KW of the...

As you were 😊 As always, no judgement. KW of the week nominations always welcome.

New thread time! This thread is designed to provide support. If you can’t be supportive and find something nice to say, perhaps mumsnet is a better place for you. Nothing is off topic or taboo. Knobwaffle of the week nominations always welcome.

Thank you to @jackolantern for the new thread title. Enjoy the first birthday celebrations in your house this week ☺️ Guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to provide support. If you can’t be supportive and find something nice to say, perhaps mumsnet...

You’re slacking guys. We even went a page over and no title suggestions. Guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to provide support. If you can’t be supportive and find something nice to say, perhaps mumsnet is a better place for you Nothing is off...

Thread title is from @DaisyDaisy87 , my new life motto. Honourable mention to the thread title runner up, “it’d almost make me join the no kickers clan and have another” @jackolantern. But in your own words… Guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to...

Happy New Year one and all Thread title continues the soup saga. Title by @onlyheretoorbit. Incompetence by @jackolantern (Just kidding, love you really) Guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to provide support. If you can’t be supportive and find...

Celebrating lots of first and second Christmases with our joyous crotch goblins 🙃 Guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to provide support. If you can’t be supportive and find something nice to say, perhaps mumsnet is a better place for you Nothing...

Thread title comes from @jackolantern and her endless futile attempts to create edible soup. Honestly hun, just buy heinz. Although after her Christmas potato biscuits, perhaps @WhatABore should get an honourable mention for the Great Tattle Bake-off too. I really wanted to work my thread...

Thanks to @miaaaa for the thread title @Dipdab your wish is my command - a new thread before midnight! Guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to provide support. If you can’t be supportive and find something nice to say, perhaps mumsnet is a better...

Thank you to @LilyRose1234 for the title. Has ever a truer word been said 😂 buy a pain au chocolate instead and enjoy life Guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to provide support. If you can’t be supportive and find something nice to say, perhaps...

Thread title this time is from @Daisydunn15 - to be honest this wasn’t the comment with the most likes, but that was another quote from Daisy, I’m just not allowed to swear in the thread title (“Forgot myself a bit at baby group today and said baby had 'been a right little cunt'.”) So I’ve...

Air fryer title as requested. Although it very nearly was “where your HV is more annoying than your haemorrhoids” guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to provide support. If you can’t be supportive and find something nice to say, perhaps mumsnet is...