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You’re slacking guys. We even went a page over and no title suggestions. Guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to provide support. If you can’t be supportive and find something nice to say, perhaps mumsnet is a better place for you Nothing is off...

Thread title is from @DaisyDaisy87 , my new life motto. Honourable mention to the thread title runner up, “it’d almost make me join the no kickers clan and have another” @jackolantern. But in your own words… Guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to...

Happy New Year one and all Thread title continues the soup saga. Title by @onlyheretoorbit. Incompetence by @jackolantern (Just kidding, love you really) Guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to provide support. If you can’t be supportive and find...

Celebrating lots of first and second Christmases with our joyous crotch goblins 🙃 Guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to provide support. If you can’t be supportive and find something nice to say, perhaps mumsnet is a better place for you Nothing...

Thread title comes from @jackolantern and her endless futile attempts to create edible soup. Honestly hun, just buy heinz. Although after her Christmas potato biscuits, perhaps @WhatABore should get an honourable mention for the Great Tattle Bake-off too. I really wanted to work my thread...

Thanks to @miaaaa for the thread title @Dipdab your wish is my command - a new thread before midnight! Guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to provide support. If you can’t be supportive and find something nice to say, perhaps mumsnet is a better...

Thank you to @LilyRose1234 for the title. Has ever a truer word been said 😂 buy a pain au chocolate instead and enjoy life Guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to provide support. If you can’t be supportive and find something nice to say, perhaps...

Thread title this time is from @Daisydunn15 - to be honest this wasn’t the comment with the most likes, but that was another quote from Daisy, I’m just not allowed to swear in the thread title (“Forgot myself a bit at baby group today and said baby had 'been a right little cunt'.”) So I’ve...

Air fryer title as requested. Although it very nearly was “where your HV is more annoying than your haemorrhoids” guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to provide support. If you can’t be supportive and find something nice to say, perhaps mumsnet is...

This time the thread title comes from @Celeste ’s KW, telling us what we’ve been doing wrong all this time when our baby’s won’t sleep 😂 who knew they basically operate the same as Ewan the Sheep Wishing 4yo @WhatABore the very speediest of recoveries ❤️ And also lots of hugs to everyone else...

I’ll be honest and say this time the thread title is my own personal tale of woe rather than anything from the thread. I haven’t been paying as much attention this last week as between being away, eldest’s hospital admission and now baby’s bug, my hands, brain and washing machine are at full...

This time the thread title came from @Definitelyme . I think we’re all feeling the sleep deprivation lately (clearly me too as I’m making a new thread at 2am…) 14 of you professed to be secretly Kim K in the last threads poll… A guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This...

Thread title is from @onlyheretoorbit who posted the attached meme. Had to be shortened and even then it’s still the longest thread title we’ve ever had 😂 Had to cut out a fair bit so it would fit A guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to provide...

Thread title comes from our wonderful @Definitelyme - despite her normally being full of nothing but wisdom, her first thread title is a shit-in-a-sunhat story. I know there were lots of suggestions about snooping being in the title but I thought it was best to not feed the trolls 🧌 A guide...

Thread title this time is from @LongishCat with my new favourite Dutch catchphrase. Although an honourable mention must be made to @jackolantern who very nearly inspired the thread title “….and then he was sick in my mouth”. However we’ve only just had your hammy clammy crevices as the thread...

Thread title this time is from @Easilyannoyed with 30 likes. Normally I try and pick something humorous but this was just too cute 🥰 A guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas Nothing is off topic or taboo - unless you’re bragging about milestones and you think you’re three...

They say loose lips sink ships… apparently they also fill tattle threads in a record breaking five days! This time our thread title is from @jackolantern - her hammy clammy crevices received a whopping 28 likes. A guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas Nothing is off topic...

Continuing the chat! Usually at antisocial hours of the day. As per usual, I’ve forgotten who said the thread title this time - but it definitely sums up how I feel today 🥵 A guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas Nothing is off topic or taboo - unless you’re bragging about...

Continuing the chat! Usually at antisocial hours of the day. I forget who said the thread title this time - it was right at the beginning of the last thread but I feel it sums me up a lot of the time. A guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas Nothing is off topic or taboo -...

Continuing the chat! Usually at antisocial hours of the day A guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas Nothing is off topic or taboo - unless you’re bragging about milestones and you think you’re three week old can recite their times tables Knobwaffle of the week nominations...

Thread title inspired by the fact it’s currently 34 degrees where I live and my child is whinging… Continuing the chat! Usually at antisocial hours of the day A guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas Nothing is off topic or taboo Knobwaffle of the week nominations always...

Continuing the chat! Usually at antisocial hours of the day A guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas Nothing is off topic or taboo Knobwaffle of the week nominations always welcome We love a good doughnut 🍩

Continuing the chat! A guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas Nothing is off topic or taboo Knobwaffle of the week nominations always welcome We love a good doughnut 🍩

Continuing the chat! A guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas Nothing is off topic or taboo Knobwaffle of the week nominations always welcome

Aaaaaand continue! I’m never sure if I’m meant to write a summary for these threads. I think we’ve talked sleep deprivation, toddler tantrums, social anxiety… and of course the nominations for World’s Worst Knobwaffle award just keep rolling in…