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  1. CallMeHollywood

    New Baby & Post Birth Off Topic

    An offshoot from the New Baby thread as we don’t half go off topic in there. We’ll see if it grows legs, or fries kegs, as my autocorrect wants me to write… When and where did you find out you were pregnant?
  2. F

    New baby and post birth advice #56

    New thread for a new week! No title as I couldn't see any suggestions. --- My nephew could take 1-1.5 hours to eat a meal at one point! Baby L usually takes 30-45 minutes, it's quicker if we feed him but I really want him to feed himself and Mr L gets impatient. He is also going through a...
  3. F

    New baby and post birth advice #55 loo activity suggestions

    Title from @themuffinwoman's quest to pee nominated by @WeHadFunRight (slightly shortened) As you were!
  4. WeHadFunRight

    New baby and post birth advice #54 I’m Exhausted

    Thank you @fairylights2000 giver of thread titles. carry on ladies…
  5. Tifastrife

    New baby and post birth advice #53 Find a good therapist!

    Thank you @fairylights2000 for the title suggestion 😁. @themuffinwoman the nursery should have a transition program, everyone does it slightly different but ours was always an hour stay and play with parent, then an hour alone the next day with parent in the parents waiting room and gradually...
  6. WeHadFunRight

    New baby and post birth advice #52 At the stage of my life where a new kitchen bin arriving is like Christmas

    Here you go everyone…. @Greenfly125 sorry we were at the end of the thread, hopefully people will answer you here.
  7. WeHadFunRight

    New baby and post birth advice #51 Is it teething? A leap? or a full moon? Wfk, just go to sleep!

    New thread for us - as you were 🥰
  8. WeHadFunRight

    New baby and post birth advice #50 It’s just a phase

    Continue here
  9. WeHadFunRight

    New baby and post birth advice #49 IT WAS JUST A NORMAL SIZE SH*T

    Let’s carry on… as ever, this thread is for advice and support. If you’re looking for somewhere to make snippy or judgemental comments about other posters we are happy to signpost you to Mumsnet where you’re sure to fit right in xx
  10. WeepingCassandra

    New baby and post birth advice #48 my baby’s farts are ridiculous

    New thread for us :) Previous topics of conversation include how much tummy time is the right amount, why baby farts stink so much and whether wake windows should go out the window. Judgement free zone, if you don’t have something nice to say maybe just… don’t bother saying it. KW of the...
  11. I’mThankyou_

    New baby and post birth advice #47 Bollocks to wake windows

    As you were 😊 As always, no judgement. KW of the week nominations always welcome.
  12. WhatABore

    New baby and post birth advice #46

    New thread time! This thread is designed to provide support. If you can’t be supportive and find something nice to say, perhaps mumsnet is a better place for you. Nothing is off topic or taboo. Knobwaffle of the week nominations always welcome.
  13. Borntorun

    New baby and post birth advice #44 I am fondant

    Thank you to @jackolantern for the new thread title. Enjoy the first birthday celebrations in your house this week ☺️ Guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to provide support. If you can’t be supportive and find something nice to say, perhaps mumsnet...
  14. Borntorun

    New baby and post birth advice #43 no title needed, no suggestions made

    You’re slacking guys. We even went a page over and no title suggestions. Guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to provide support. If you can’t be supportive and find something nice to say, perhaps mumsnet is a better place for you Nothing is off...
  15. Borntorun

    New baby and post birth advice #42 If only it would fit in a Kallax

    Thread title is from @DaisyDaisy87 , my new life motto. Honourable mention to the thread title runner up, “it’d almost make me join the no kickers clan and have another” @jackolantern. But in your own words… Guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to...
  16. Borntorun

    New baby and post birth advice #41 Trigger warning: Soup

    Happy New Year one and all Thread title continues the soup saga. Title by @onlyheretoorbit. Incompetence by @jackolantern (Just kidding, love you really) Guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to provide support. If you can’t be supportive and find...
  17. Borntorun

    New baby and post birth advice #40: All I want for Christmas is a good nights sleep

    Celebrating lots of first and second Christmases with our joyous crotch goblins 🙃 Guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to provide support. If you can’t be supportive and find something nice to say, perhaps mumsnet is a better place for you Nothing...
  18. Borntorun

    New baby and post birth advice #39 Soupless Soul Sistas

    Thread title comes from @jackolantern and her endless futile attempts to create edible soup. Honestly hun, just buy heinz. Although after her Christmas potato biscuits, perhaps @WhatABore should get an honourable mention for the Great Tattle Bake-off too. I really wanted to work my thread...
  19. Borntorun

    New baby and post birth advice #38: I've just come to accept the fact that my children are in fact, feral

    Thanks to @miaaaa for the thread title @Dipdab your wish is my command - a new thread before midnight! Guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to provide support. If you can’t be supportive and find something nice to say, perhaps mumsnet is a better...
  20. Borntorun

    New baby and post birth advice #37 The only way to eat porridge is to tip it in the bin

    Thank you to @LilyRose1234 for the title. Has ever a truer word been said 😂 buy a pain au chocolate instead and enjoy life Guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to provide support. If you can’t be supportive and find something nice to say, perhaps...
  21. Borntorun

    New baby and post birth advice #36 I know it’s a long shot, but does anyone want another MIL?

    Thread title this time is from @Daisydunn15 - to be honest this wasn’t the comment with the most likes, but that was another quote from Daisy, I’m just not allowed to swear in the thread title (“Forgot myself a bit at baby group today and said baby had 'been a right little cunt'.”) So I’ve...
  22. Borntorun

    New baby and post birth advice #35 There’s turkey dinos in the air fryer

    Air fryer title as requested. Although it very nearly was “where your HV is more annoying than your haemorrhoids” guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This thread is designed to provide support. If you can’t be supportive and find something nice to say, perhaps mumsnet is...
  23. Borntorun

    New baby and post birth advice #34 Just press the tummy to turn it off

    This time the thread title comes from @Celeste ’s KW, telling us what we’ve been doing wrong all this time when our baby’s won’t sleep 😂 who knew they basically operate the same as Ewan the Sheep Wishing 4yo @WhatABore the very speediest of recoveries ❤️ And also lots of hugs to everyone else...
  24. Borntorun

    New baby and post birth advice #33 A tidal wave of vomit

    I’ll be honest and say this time the thread title is my own personal tale of woe rather than anything from the thread. I haven’t been paying as much attention this last week as between being away, eldest’s hospital admission and now baby’s bug, my hands, brain and washing machine are at full...
  25. Borntorun

    New baby and post birth advice #32 Seven gallons of boob

    This time the thread title came from @Definitelyme . I think we’re all feeling the sleep deprivation lately (clearly me too as I’m making a new thread at 2am…) 14 of you professed to be secretly Kim K in the last threads poll… A guide to the thread for new members: Dress code? Pyjamas This...