Thread title from @hallandoatmilk 🥛
Recap: was most likely posting here about best mate Hannah Witton under the name AnnoyedHobbit. Slating her for daring to work whilst having a baby. Imagine slagging off your best friend on a forum, especially about the non-issue of working whilst having a...
Title suggestion from yours truly (I can now rest knowing I won a thread suggestion 😅). Mel's comment on one of her videos using her blatant sock puppet. That's what you married Thomas. You're just "the guy" to her.
Recap... she got "married again" (actually just a bigger 'do' after covid...
Thanks to @leggooooo for the new thread title.
Hubs is living it up sex and the city style in NYC.
They are moving into the new house soon. Such a *private person* yet has shared every little detail about her home.
Complained the entire pandemic about how she is such an extrovert and...
Melanie Murphy #14 sale agreed on a gaff, needs another reason to worry and faff. Next rant- implants. Big thanks to @Sazb64 for the winning title. Apologies, had to edit to make it fit. Hope it's ok x
If anyone wishes to do a thorough wrap up of the last thread feel free. From memory she...
Thanks to @Sazb64 and @NolanaLoo for the thread title.
In the last thread Mel got herself into a bit of bother with inconsistencies surrounding her *gammy ovary* First it was left, then right, then she wasn't sure which side it was because her doctor's an aul lad and didn't draw...
Thanks to @Dearreader for the title
Short recap: Mel showed up with a mysterious neck injury that sometimes requires a brace, sometimes doesn't. Depends if anyone is looking.
Senor Baldy was online all day ranting about how aviation is "dying" until people rightfully told him to put a sock in...
brilliant title curtsy of @Dearreader and @artemist 💚💚💚💚💚
so her “don’t judge mothers” narrative was a set up for tonight’s stereo so she has something to rant about, shocked 😐
can you lean out the window of...
Title thanks to @Dearreader
Melanie has left twitter because people called her out for supporting an anti-lockdown rally with lots of alt-right attendance. She has taken to ranting about how mean people are on her IG stories.
Melanie, Thomas and their baby (nicknamed on tattle as Milo, after...
I don’t think we had any suggestions so I’ve made one up on the go.
hope that’s ok, and continue here!!
So, what’s been happening in the attic.
A lot of flatulence going by the looks of their diet but aside from that........
Captain 1st officer Baldie is having a hard time, he’s now a 50% off...
Hey guys, made a new thread and I believe this title, courtesy of @Kidneybeannn had the most likes from my flick through :)
In the last thread we had:
- More subtly and not so subtle anti-mask nonsense from our Mel
- More on how she earns so much but couldn't possibly afford a house in an...
we didn’t really have a solid suggestion so I hope this is ok, I know “liquid gold” was a popular theme, and how can we not mention the humble (unlike perfect mammy mel) waffle. 😬
(- Not including me sister, she’s blocked/unfollowed me.
- Or me mum, because she...
How are yeeee me Internet famileeeeee.
Sure tis’int it a grand ole day here in oir-land, sure I missed the rolling green hills of home when I lived in LA....
that one week 😐
youse all probably know I’m back to work this week, after 5 weeks maternity leave, this means I get up at 10.30 instead...
A mix up of a few suggestions, mostly @Elle 🙂
(I left the forceps liar suggestions out because we don’t want to accuse her of lying about the birth - even though we know she did 😐)
How are youse me internet family,
I can’t believe I have another new thread, I’m delighted youse love me so...
Howareya me internet famileee,
sure it’s oirish Mel, the most fecking oirish fecking woman in the land of Ireland,
you can tell by me accent I’m an oirish millionaire, just married the love of me life when I realised there was no other option (who has become a bit of an attention whore) and...
Thank you to @Kitt for the new thread title.
🙂 can we throw a few more into the title 😂
the exhausting world of Melanie Murphy,
The influencer in the attic continues to thread 2!
I am LIVING for the drama around her at the moment.
does anyone follow her on Instagram/Twitter or YouTube?
She’s got a lot of attention in the last few weeks for cancelling her wedding (she was forced to do it due to the lockdown, even though they held off until the very last minute)