How are yeeee me Internet famileeeeee.
Sure tis’int it a grand ole day here in oir-land, sure I missed the rolling green hills of home when I lived in LA....
that one week
youse all probably know I’m back to work this week, after 5 weeks maternity leave, this means I get up at 10.30 instead of 11.45, and it’s been a shock to the system,
I’ve taken to putting stool softeners into mammy O’s porridge, it gives me a good 40 min to set up the tv with a film, put the baby on the sofa and take a photo for the Instagram, however the dogs have taken to hiding since I waved my tits at them that one time, clearly they were only out for my patronising and condescending as duck Instagram story but the dogs got scared.
Clearly weren’t breastfeed which had made them uncomfortable with my narrative
things haven’t been great with Thomas,
not since he insisted on trying to tell the truth about my natural both story....
and the medical professional that....
safely delivered my baby....and in doing so....ruined it all IT SOUNDS MORE DRAMATIC AND HORRIFIC IN MY HEAD
That doctor clearly didn’t read my notes, which stated I HAVE A DEGREE IN EDUCATION THEREFORE CAN DELIVER MY OWN BABY USING JUST ONE PAIR OF FABLETICS LEGGINGS AS A SLING!!! (With one to spare 2 for 1 #ad)
We’ve been talking about baby number 2 a lot lately, but we’re gonna hold off until 2022, mammy O said if we do we can maybe put a cot in the utility room and I’ll be aloud use the first floor bathroom once nobody else needs it, and once they don’t know might even get a second cupboard in the kitchen
I've unfortunately had to fire a member on my social media team this week, Emma Duffy, it just wasn’t working out
**do you want to rename your Instagram account**
But I’m sure I’ll be rehiring soon enough **yes**
Im gonna leave youse with this new thread, as I said earlier I’m back to work...
So in the next hour I’ll need to take a photo of Milo with a cushion over his head #creative and lecture the sad fuckers who read my posts and take me seriously
love yeee meinternetfamily.
And thanks to @oicheliath for the new thread title
Sure tis’int it a grand ole day here in oir-land, sure I missed the rolling green hills of home when I lived in LA....
that one week
youse all probably know I’m back to work this week, after 5 weeks maternity leave, this means I get up at 10.30 instead of 11.45, and it’s been a shock to the system,
I’ve taken to putting stool softeners into mammy O’s porridge, it gives me a good 40 min to set up the tv with a film, put the baby on the sofa and take a photo for the Instagram, however the dogs have taken to hiding since I waved my tits at them that one time, clearly they were only out for my patronising and condescending as duck Instagram story but the dogs got scared.
Clearly weren’t breastfeed which had made them uncomfortable with my narrative
things haven’t been great with Thomas,
not since he insisted on trying to tell the truth about my natural both story....
and the medical professional that....
safely delivered my baby....and in doing so....ruined it all IT SOUNDS MORE DRAMATIC AND HORRIFIC IN MY HEAD
That doctor clearly didn’t read my notes, which stated I HAVE A DEGREE IN EDUCATION THEREFORE CAN DELIVER MY OWN BABY USING JUST ONE PAIR OF FABLETICS LEGGINGS AS A SLING!!! (With one to spare 2 for 1 #ad)
We’ve been talking about baby number 2 a lot lately, but we’re gonna hold off until 2022, mammy O said if we do we can maybe put a cot in the utility room and I’ll be aloud use the first floor bathroom once nobody else needs it, and once they don’t know might even get a second cupboard in the kitchen
I've unfortunately had to fire a member on my social media team this week, Emma Duffy, it just wasn’t working out
**do you want to rename your Instagram account**
But I’m sure I’ll be rehiring soon enough **yes**
Im gonna leave youse with this new thread, as I said earlier I’m back to work...
So in the next hour I’ll need to take a photo of Milo with a cushion over his head #creative and lecture the sad fuckers who read my posts and take me seriously
love yeee meinternetfamily.
And thanks to @oicheliath for the new thread title