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cactusvine
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Let me tell you I RAN to tattle 
CustardPie
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This comment kills me. It’ll probs be deleted soon. “Great walk”
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Wikiwangocard
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Thanks to @littlewonder for the thread suggestion
Hey you wholesome humans! Been a HOT minute since I've been on to create a new thread! Life has been CrAzY
people have been asking me to do some work, but guys, sometimes you just need to push back and say no! I wrote a little note to myself to make people respect my boundaries and do less than even I'm capable of...which is something I'm super proud of, YAY ME!
In fact, I'm writing this thread from a sound bath. I know I should just be laying there, absorbing the sounds and reflecting...but hey, this is my 4th sound bath this week so I'm pretty much an expert on them now and feel that I can multi task, I'm not like other girls!
Now, I know that we are in the middle of a cost of living crisis, well not me, obviously, but some of you poorer gals might be, so I've subscribed to a course which will teach me how not to waste money! And the best bit? It only cost me £240 for the privilege! Now, I know what you're thinking, Wikiwango, why didn't you just sign up for this FREE course instead?:-
www.open.edu
But then I thought, hey, we're all different, aren't we? We can't all like the same smashing blouses, can we? And if I want to go and spend my money on a course that won't teach me anything than what is readily and freely available on the Internet, then just allow me to do that and respect my wishes please??
Don't make me block you! and just because I'm out all the time, please don't think for a minute that I'm better, because, y'know there's still a whole lotta crazy going on up in here! * dramatically zooms in *
So yeah, just be kind to me, don't judge me, and for God's sake don't leave me alone, co working is the key! If you've got an uncomfortable sofa, me and theMacbook Dell computer will be there!
Hey you wholesome humans! Been a HOT minute since I've been on to create a new thread! Life has been CrAzY
people have been asking me to do some work, but guys, sometimes you just need to push back and say no! I wrote a little note to myself to make people respect my boundaries and do less than even I'm capable of...which is something I'm super proud of, YAY ME!In fact, I'm writing this thread from a sound bath. I know I should just be laying there, absorbing the sounds and reflecting...but hey, this is my 4th sound bath this week so I'm pretty much an expert on them now and feel that I can multi task, I'm not like other girls!
Now, I know that we are in the middle of a cost of living crisis, well not me, obviously, but some of you poorer gals might be, so I've subscribed to a course which will teach me how not to waste money! And the best bit? It only cost me £240 for the privilege! Now, I know what you're thinking, Wikiwango, why didn't you just sign up for this FREE course instead?:-
MSE’s Academy of Money
The Open University has joined forces with MoneySavingExpert (MSE) to produce this new free course to give you the skills and knowledge to master your finances. Packed with videos, audios, quizzes ...
But then I thought, hey, we're all different, aren't we? We can't all like the same smashing blouses, can we? And if I want to go and spend my money on a course that won't teach me anything than what is readily and freely available on the Internet, then just allow me to do that and respect my wishes please??
Don't make me block you! and just because I'm out all the time, please don't think for a minute that I'm better, because, y'know there's still a whole lotta crazy going on up in here! * dramatically zooms in *
So yeah, just be kind to me, don't judge me, and for God's sake don't leave me alone, co working is the key! If you've got an uncomfortable sofa, me and the
Wikiwangocard
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Whenever I see that photo I always think Lord of the Rings, but Legolas' hair is in better condition
“Men provide fresh perspectives” is such a pick me girl thing to say
Basically “I am better than all of you”
CustardPie
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And before that maybe a room reading course too.
Wikiwangocard
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I've got veins more prominent than that tattoo.
"I was assigned these veins to show they can carry blood back to my heart"
"I was assigned these veins to show they can carry blood back to my heart"
powerpuffgirl26
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Zanna - goes to Lanzarote for the first time and does three hikes. On her last day, does a post titled "The top three hikes in Lanzarote". She's ridiculous. How does she know they're the top 3 hikes if she's only ever done 3 hikes?
Greencatfysh
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peanutbuttercupp11
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I can just picture it now:
Zanna will swim across a cold lake to get to the altar, the coldest water any human has ever swam in. She is wearing a dress that had to be specially made for her as no dresses were long enough for the world's tallest woman. The wedding is abroad obviously as Zanna cannot stay in the UK for any long period and has to have the wedding with the largest carbon footprint possible. The whole ceremony takes place in the most secret valley ever that they aren't allowed to share the location of. Ant is at the altar on a platform they had built for him so that he can reach his Amazonian bride. Ollie is front and centre as her "man of honour" and when it is asked if anyone has any objections he sheds a silent tear.
After the ceremony the guests have a massive "hike" (I.e. walk) to another secret valley where they feast on meat and other environmentally unfriendly food. At the end she will post a selfie crying about how the day exceeded her expectations.
Zanna will swim across a cold lake to get to the altar, the coldest water any human has ever swam in. She is wearing a dress that had to be specially made for her as no dresses were long enough for the world's tallest woman. The wedding is abroad obviously as Zanna cannot stay in the UK for any long period and has to have the wedding with the largest carbon footprint possible. The whole ceremony takes place in the most secret valley ever that they aren't allowed to share the location of. Ant is at the altar on a platform they had built for him so that he can reach his Amazonian bride. Ollie is front and centre as her "man of honour" and when it is asked if anyone has any objections he sheds a silent tear.
After the ceremony the guests have a massive "hike" (I.e. walk) to another secret valley where they feast on meat and other environmentally unfriendly food. At the end she will post a selfie crying about how the day exceeded her expectations.
CustardPie
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Dunno why he bothered getting down on one knee though. He was low enough already.
DairyBoxLover
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A carbon ring the same size as her carbon footprint
InsufferableGiant
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Classic Zanna, didn’t even mention the Navajo at all despite monument valley being on Navajo land, there’s a visitor centre and cultural tours you can do. She just doesn’t give a fuck about culture anywhere she visits.
daisychain99
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I am sorry but this is not work… this is like my days off
martaS
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I have an early thread title suggestionIt makes me laugh how she keeps trying to be self-aware and jokingly calling herself a wellness wanker.
No Zanna, you’re just a wanker
Zanna van Dijk #22 A wellness wanker? Nope, just a wanker
mnbvcxzqwerty
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Zanna’s heartless curls remind me of Chansey the Pokémon
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StillLucilleBluth
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God, if I had that lovely big house and no job, you’d never get me out of it. I’d be pottering in the kitchen all morning, hitting the gym, reading in the garden, having a bath, having my mum to stay, I could go on. I’d lounge around in different rooms. I’d sleep in different beds. I’d decorate bit by bit. What a waste (IMO) to not be able to enjoy relaxing alone in it.