It's the way she said how she's been neglecting getting stretched for a 'long old time'. Seriously?
She's probably hoping that they stretch her to 6ft 5in.
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She's probably hoping that they stretch her to 6ft 5in.
And who does weight lifting after stretching??? Isn’t it the wrong way around???
Her form is also appalling
I did a little squeak when I saw the arch of her back with those deadlifts, doesn’t look comfy! Maybe they’d pulled her vertebrae too far apart
The bar knocking into her nobbly kneecaps. The weight is too heavy and she’s showing off for the camera
Boyfriend no 4?
(1=
2=Chris 
3=Ollie 4=this dude)
(I think I'm missing someone?)
Oh yeah you plebs can do this class on Zoom, while I get a 1:1 with my new favourite buddy Jamie
BTW shouldn't there be some sort of ad gifted tag for promoting a pal's business?
(1=
2=Chris 3=Ollie 4=this dude)(I think I'm missing someone?)
Oh yeah you plebs can do this class on Zoom, while I get a 1:1 with my new favourite buddy Jamie
BTW shouldn't there be some sort of ad gifted tag for promoting a pal's business?
Boyfriend no 4?
(1=
(I think I'm missing someone?)
Max Lowery
Who honestly gives a sh*t about this?Boyfriend no 4?
(1=
(I think I'm missing someone?)
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Oh yeah you plebs can do this class on Zoom, while I get a 1:1 with my new favourite buddy Jamie
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Privileged narcissists like Zanna who have far too much time and money. She’s even better at breathing than us, we just wouldn’t understand
You know what has been proven to be beneficial for mental health and well-being? Volunteering! But that would mean doing something that’s genuinely rewarding and selfless.
She is walking, breathing, eating, running, bathing, swimming better than anyone else...oh and has bigger menty b than anyone else 
Oh, guess what, she's back in London again today. Seriously this girl should announce when she's in Surrey rather than London.
She is also doing being taller better than anyone else…She is walking, breathing, eating, running, bathing, swimming better than anyone else...oh and has bigger menty b than anyone else
Barry's Gym session
Brunch
Museum (so quirky, imagine being able to go somewhere without children?
)
Dinner
The mental health is clearly not getting in the way of anything, definitely not getting in the way of a day's work, that's for sure.
Brunch
Museum (so quirky, imagine being able to go somewhere without children?
)Dinner
The mental health is clearly not getting in the way of anything, definitely not getting in the way of a day's work, that's for sure.
She’s really into paying for things that people have been doing do years for free. She loves commoditised wellness trends. Having a cold shower? No, you’ve got to have an at home cold water plunge pool. Taking a deep breath to clear your mind? Let’s call it breathwork. Even sound baths, still a bit woo woo but you can find them at any local yoga class and they are derived from traditional rituals and she’s paying ££££ to do it at some fancy health club.
It makes me laugh how she keeps trying to be self-aware and jokingly calling herself a wellness wanker.
No Zanna, you’re just a wanker
I have an early thread title suggestionIt makes me laugh how she keeps trying to be self-aware and jokingly calling herself a wellness wanker.
No Zanna, you’re just a wanker
Zanna van Dijk #22 A wellness wanker? Nope, just a wanker
If you wanted proof that she's trying to be like Roz Purcell's Hike Life account, Roz has posted in the past couple of days updates about her mountain leader training. I wondered how long it would be before Zanna jumped on the bandwagon. Lo and behold... (Check out the time stamps)
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Miss cheesy wotsit face is the absolute last person I will be taking fake tanning advice from 
terrible advert for that brand
terrible advert for that brand
If Zanna was my mountain leader I’d fall off the side of said mountain willingly
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