Sorry how many different holidays is this?
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"It's April, bloody hell. Its my birthday in 4 months. I'm going to be 31!"
I think I speak for nearly everyone when I say duck OFF.
She will be marking the anniversary of her 'menty b', complete with throw back A&E pics showing just how far she's come, via the Maldives, Mexico, Majorca, lanzarote....
I think I speak for nearly everyone when I say duck OFF.
She will be marking the anniversary of her 'menty b', complete with throw back A&E pics showing just how far she's come, via the Maldives, Mexico, Majorca, lanzarote....
Only someone as self-absorbed as Zanna can start thinking about their own birthday 4 months in advance!
I still can’t get over that A&E photo. Menty b? More like taking the p 🫠
Who even thinks about their birthday 4 bleeping MONTHS away?!!! Especially when it’s 31. Literally no-one cares. Even your own parents won’t bloody care about your birthday that far in advance.
She needs a job. Something to stop the introspection & self absorption. What a bore she is.
She needs a job. Something to stop the introspection & self absorption. What a bore she is.
I would’ve liked that story only if she did the whole ‘oh my god 4 months then I’m 31!!’ then looked earnestly at the camera and said ‘… I’m wasting my life’. That’s what I’d feel like if I was her
I'm 37 in two months, I guess I should go and shoot myself in the face now? 
Zanna would be astounded that 37 year olds are alive and still have such a zest for life at their big ageI'm 37 in two months, I guess I should go and shoot myself in the face now?
I think you should have a soft launch of "menty B" on your socials, or cold bath, swim dip or pretend to hike...or BETTER. you should write a guide how going 37 SURPASSED your expectations. So many options ! Ps: I'm 38 soon so I guess I will eat my footI'm 37 in two months, I guess I should go and shoot myself in the face now?
I turned 38 last month. Time to pick out my coffin I guessI'm 37 in two months, I guess I should go and shoot myself in the face now?
I'm turning 44 this year, I guess I'm ancient...I turned 38 last month. Time to pick out my coffin I guess
Me tooooo! Zanny's mind would be blown that us dinosaurs exist and have done things before her.
Her teeth in the group photo, can't believe she actually paid for them 
also, her legs are like twigs, she must be hungry all the time to be that slim, surely?!!!!!
also, her legs are like twigs, she must be hungry all the time to be that slim, surely?!!!!!Attachments
Incase u didn't know...! Groundbreaking stuff.
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Is she drinking cement?
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Whatever happened to that meme girl? ^^
A full day of self-care?
How does that differ to any other day in this little pampered princesses life?
How does that differ to any other day in this little pampered princesses life?
It will all be gifted too no doubt.
Literally came on here to say the same thing.
And she spent yesterday at some wellness thing doing sound baths so self care covered.
They’re going to Stretch Lab I’ll bet. Overpriced nonsense (yeah I tried it)
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