Tignam #21 Melissa Mills "Bari" Fur coat no knickers, let’s not forget the M&S yellow stickers

[JenTen]

The Inkkkredible Kelis, but I subsequently made it classy!



My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "you bought a bowl of moss?
Damn it, Tidge!, you're having a larf,
I'll teach you, you get it free in the park".

My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "you are completely locked!
Damn it, Tidge!, it's 2 o'clock.
I'll teach you, to make orange squash".

You know I want it,
The thing that got me,
On all 4's on the stockroom floor,
In Tullamore,
The B for my,
MM is mine.

La la la la la,
Bad cash flow,
La la la la la,
Ronnie's old as Ken Barlow,
La la la la la,
Brenda from Sligo,
La la la la la,
......fellatio......

My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "are they hooker boots?
Damn it Tidge!, I'm fighting 3 lawsuits,
Wear vee-jay's, you're like an escort!"

My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "what's today's celeb look?
Damn it Tidge!, you're like Danniella Westbrook,
I can tell you, RHW you're not!"

You know I want it,
The thing that got me,
On all 4's on the stockroom floor,
In Tullamore,
The B for my,
MM is mine.

La la la laundry,
Balding's phoning,
La la la laundry,
Balding's hating,
La la la laundry,
Balding's's swilling,
La la la laundry
She's urinating.

 

[I got up at 5am]

It’s hard to know what’s worse on this thread at times. Tiggy & her soulless empty life that she fills with bragging or the judgemental snobs who comment with their bragging. Maybe she should ask some posters here to be her friends #middleclasswoes&hoes

 

[Hereforthefacts]

This. Me too. But when you come from a middle class background, education and providing for yourself is drilled into you at home and at school. It’s a bonus if there’s a partner. Not just for security. But to mix in those circles requires that you are capable of discussing current affairs. That’s not the Kardashians. You cant just be a pretty face. Being classy whispers and keeps the head below the radar. Like Azhar’s actual wife Mel.

I'm from a working class background and education was just as important in my house too. And I'm pretty confident I can hold my own against your middle class views on current affairs.

 

[Joannaem]

Me porridge, me gorlig, me hair's like a wig, oil me up, gimmie wine to swig

 

[Tazzie]

Ahzar probably came home and bollocked her from a height because Muslims take their faith very seriously and cannot get involved in other religions.

Unlikely from a height

 

[Melmcs]

I couldn't give a flying fuck where people come from or what class people consider themselves to be in. If you are a good person and treat people right then that's all i care about.

But she is still a fucking idiot I agree, with her wild notions and delusions.

 

[Get off my chest]

She no more has ibs than I do.
If she had she would not be able to eat half of what she shows from urban cafe!!
Shes a dick. Such a liar

I- irritating
B- bollox
S- syndrome

Yes she has that alright

 

[Murrie3]

I don’t believe for one second Hana was almost crying looking at herself in the mirror and thanking her mother for making her so beautiful. No child reacts like that, excited and giddy maybe but emotional.. no! This is something Melissa has dreamt up in her fucked up head. The child looks absolutely ridiculous in a dress three sizes too big for her as any child would.

Also, hundreds have entered her giveaway for a foundation when she struggles to get more than 50 likes on her posts. Sure Jan

 

[Fifimcred]

Anyone else find Hana fake dressed up for communion uncomfortable viewing?

 

[midmom]

Hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people went to the bother of telling her that they couldn’t see her stories even though they would have had to see her stories about people not seeing her stories to answer her story ya’ll keeping up with my story!!!!!

 

[JenTen]

Mel Boy and Ronners are wondering why only Fools and Tattlers work?

Only Fools and Horses Clean Closing Theme (With Lyrics) - YouTube



I've got some half priced gaff coats, gotta keep the squat afloat,
Fake swag, eyebags, don't you know I love to brag,
On the beg, oil slick legs, gimme wine I'll drink a keg,
FemFresh wipes for my bush, Clonics for my tush,
I'm a lush lush lush lush lush lush lush!
No rent paid, miniscule tv,
No wedding ring, no alimony,
Got my knock off bags from Vinny de Paul,
Bought a rolex fresh from a market staaaaaaaaalll!
God bless DTC Moore Street,
Viva missing teeth,
Long live cheaters who cheat,
C'est magnifique, in the back seat,
Buy my used dicktogs from my on-line boutique,
DTC Moore Street, DTC Moore Street, DTC Moore Street...........

 

[I got up at 5am]

You just know she told Hana she would be prettier than all the other girls, that her dress is nicer etc. She has destroyed that child. Any footage I’ve ever seen of her has been unpleasant

 

[Harper Riley]

So block the kids face in stories but place it permanently on your grid. Wtf am I missing besides she’s dumb as a rock.

 

[Ratsout]

She has the occasional drink AHAHAHAHA biggest load of bullshit ever. She’s constantly locked

 

[Justcurious81]

Hey Mel! So I’m actually from Foxrock, grew up there. Don’t have to fake the accent (which I actually try to hide lol) I also got extremely lucky and still live in foxrock. My parents are just around the corner and I see them every day because I actually value family and a number of my siblings and my husbands siblings live in the same area. Do you know what though Mel? We as women worked for our own careers and didn’t just suck some “rich” married man’s &&&& to get where we are. We could have got to where we are on our own. It’s just lovely that we happened to find someone equally as lovely to join us.
Point is…. We value education. And we did it by ourselves. No woman needs a man to fulfill her or provide for her. Unless…

Apologies… I should say that I am not talking about where anyone grew up or that being “middle class” or from wherever the feic you are from is important.
Because it is not.
What I was trying to illustrate is that I actually grew up where Tidge aspires to be from. And that is really so pathetic. I never meant any harm or for anyone to take offence to my post (aside from Tidge, lol)
Class is not important. What is important is how we treat people. My sincere if I suggested anything other than that.

 

[Seamus]

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Dear God I actually have no words.....Being brought up in a world where we are trying to teach our kids daily of the dangers of social media etc. This poor kid is being thought the total opposite!!!! To take the words of strangers as gospel and to be worried that she's forgotten about by faceless people behind a screen. H is power walking down a road of serious insecurity in the future and its all down to her muppet of a mother. Would a family member ever step in a put a stop to this woman before its too late. Its so bloody scary what she doing to her daughter!

 

[midmom]

Oh you love giving back!!!! A €40 bottle of foundation you got for FREE! And you had to post how you’re the kindest influencer on here! Ah will ya stop! The fact that you posted the praise for YOURSELF is the problem and why you have no friends left! Can you not see that! Send her some of your press drops you don’t use with the free foundation you have! You only gave it away because it isn’t your colour NOT because you love to give back!!! THIS IS THE PROBLEM

 

[Seamus]

Funny how Hanna didn't feel excluded at all a few months back when the kids were making their first confession!!!!
Tigs you are a vile human and have completely and utterly disrespected all the kids that worked so hard all year to recieve the sacrament.
I have complete respect for all beliefs and religions and i teach my kids to respect and have interest in their friends beliefs in their class. One of my daughters made her communion last Saturday and the kids in her class for whatever reason that didn't make it were certainly included in the parties and whatever events that were taking place. You didn't see their parents making a mockery of the occasion by putting communion dresses on their non Catholic kids " just to feel included". They were included but they are made aware and except the different beliefs.
Pippa had her sons communion up on insta and of course that's the only reason tigs had to make this big thing about her daughter and the dress. It's tigs that feels left out so had to make it all about her as per usual. Can you only imagine what the other mothers and kids were saying when Hanna rocked up in a big white dress. Such a pathetic creature tigs is!!!

 

[NoMoreSpotlight]

I'm from a working class background and education was just as important in my house too. And I'm pretty confident I can hold my own against your middle class views on current affairs.

Working class here too and my dad was a very intelligent man and gave me a huge interest from a young age in education and current affairs. I hate that Ireland still seems to have a very old fashioned idea of class. The likes of Jessica O’Mahony (as an example off the top of my head) is a middle class solicitor and is now a hun selling her kids for content on Instagram too. And as for working hard, the hardest workers in my corporate job are the cleaners and maintenance staff but they’ve not been lucky enough to have the opportunity than many. Anyway, sorry for derailing, back to Miss Piggy

 

[Lollyloulou]

Eh ..the kid is always on her stories? Daft bint

Its the fact that she says the child think's everyone has forgotten about her as she isn't on stories.. like that is just actually quite sad. Validation from absolute random strangers, and the child 8/9. "ill show her your comments" - sorry that just makes me so uncomfortable its just not right.