Tignam #21 Melissa Mills "Bari" Fur coat no knickers, let’s not forget the M&S yellow stickers

[luckydog]

Always thought that looking at her too!! And that horse hair 100% stinks…..

omg horse hair, literally wetting myself laughing, some of these comments are just comedy gold !!!!

Ah bless…


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was coming on2 ask, like did she actually have to tell this lady (dunno who she is) that she’s wearing one of her dressing gown’s? sorry i mean roooobe

 

[JenTen]

The Inkkkredible Kelis, but I subsequently made it classy!



My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "you bought a bowl of moss?
Damn it, Tidge!, you're having a larf,
I'll teach you, you get it free in the park".

My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "you are completely locked!
Damn it, Tidge!, it's 2 o'clock.
I'll teach you, to make orange squash".

You know I want it,
The thing that got me,
On all 4's on the stockroom floor,
In Tullamore,
The B for my,
MM is mine.

La la la la la,
Bad cash flow,
La la la la la,
Ronnie's old as Ken Barlow,
La la la la la,
Brenda from Sligo,
La la la la la,
......fellatio......

My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "are they hooker boots?
Damn it Tidge!, I'm fighting 3 lawsuits,
Wear vee-jay's, you're like an escort!"

My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "what's today's celeb look?
Damn it Tidge!, you're like Danniella Westbrook,
I can tell you, RHW you're not!"

You know I want it,
The thing that got me,
On all 4's on the stockroom floor,
In Tullamore,
The B for my,
MM is mine.

La la la laundry,
Balding's phoning,
La la la laundry,
Balding's hating,
La la la laundry,
Balding's's swilling,
La la la laundry
She's urinating.

 

[Lollyloulou]

The Inkkkredible Kelis, but I subsequently made it classy!



My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "you bought a bowl of moss?
Damn it, Tidge!, you're having a larf,
I'll teach you, you get it free in the park".

My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "you are completely locked!
Damn it, Tidge!, it's 2 o'clock.
I'll teach you, to make orange squash".

You know I want it,
The thing that got me,
On all 4's on the stockroom floor,
In Tullamore,
The B for my,
MM is mine.

La la la la la,
Bad cash flow,
La la la la la,
Ronnie's old as Ken Barlow,
La la la la la,
Brenda from Sligo,
La la la la la,
......fellatio......

My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "are they hooker boots?
Damn it Tidge!, I'm fighting 3 lawsuits,
Wear vee-jay's, you're like an escort!"

My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "what's today's celeb look?
Damn it Tidge!, you're like Danniella Westbrook,
I can tell you, RHW you're not!"

You know I want it,
The thing that got me,
On all 4's on the stockroom floor,
In Tullamore,
The B for my,
MM is mine.

La la la laundry,
Balding's phoning,
La la la laundry,
Balding's hating,
La la la laundry,
Balding's's swilling,
La la la laundry
She's urinating.

Omg just spat out my tea INKKKKKKredible

 

[Applesnoranges]

Its like she is bursting to go the toilet in that reel, with her coffee run. She is a bleeping sap

 

[Melmcs]

The Inkkkredible Kelis, but I subsequently made it classy!



My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "you bought a bowl of moss?
Damn it, Tidge!, you're having a larf,
I'll teach you, you get it free in the park".

My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "you are completely locked!
Damn it, Tidge!, it's 2 o'clock.
I'll teach you, to make orange squash".

You know I want it,
The thing that got me,
On all 4's on the stockroom floor,
In Tullamore,
The B for my,
MM is mine.

La la la la la,
Bad cash flow,
La la la la la,
Ronnie's old as Ken Barlow,
La la la la la,
Brenda from Sligo,
La la la la la,
......fellatio......

My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "are they hooker boots?
Damn it Tidge!, I'm fighting 3 lawsuits,
Wear vee-jay's, you're like an escort!"

My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "what's today's celeb look?
Damn it Tidge!, you're like Danniella Westbrook,
I can tell you, RHW you're not!"

You know I want it,
The thing that got me,
On all 4's on the stockroom floor,
In Tullamore,
The B for my,
MM is mine.

La la la laundry,
Balding's phoning,
La la la laundry,
Balding's hating,
La la la laundry,
Balding's's swilling,
La la la laundry
She's urinating.

That is the best thing I have ever read in here. Absolutely brilliant. Take a bow!

 

[Scout Finch]

The Inkkkredible Kelis, but I subsequently made it classy!



My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "you bought a bowl of moss?
Damn it, Tidge!, you're having a larf,
I'll teach you, you get it free in the park".

My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "you are completely locked!
Damn it, Tidge!, it's 2 o'clock.
I'll teach you, to make orange squash".

You know I want it,
The thing that got me,
On all 4's on the stockroom floor,
In Tullamore,
The B for my,
MM is mine.

La la la la la,
Bad cash flow,
La la la la la,
Ronnie's old as Ken Barlow,
La la la la la,
Brenda from Sligo,
La la la la la,
......fellatio......

My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "are they hooker boots?
Damn it Tidge!, I'm fighting 3 lawsuits,
Wear vee-jay's, you're like an escort!"

My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "what's today's celeb look?
Damn it Tidge!, you're like Danniella Westbrook,
I can tell you, RHW you're not!"

You know I want it,
The thing that got me,
On all 4's on the stockroom floor,
In Tullamore,
The B for my,
MM is mine.

La la la laundry,
Balding's phoning,
La la la laundry,
Balding's hating,
La la la laundry,
Balding's's swilling,
La la la laundry
She's urinating.

I literally sang that to the song. You are a legend, take a bow.

 

[teeteebee]

I was coming to post something and now I can’t remember!! @JenTen you are a legend

 

[Tequila Mockingbird]

This was too funny not to share here

 

[khaigs]

The Inkkkredible Kelis, but I subsequently made it classy!



My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "you bought a bowl of moss?
Damn it, Tidge!, you're having a larf,
I'll teach you, you get it free in the park".

My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "you are completely locked!
Damn it, Tidge!, it's 2 o'clock.
I'll teach you, to make orange squash".

You know I want it,
The thing that got me,
On all 4's on the stockroom floor,
In Tullamore,
The B for my,
MM is mine.

La la la la la,
Bad cash flow,
La la la la la,
Ronnie's old as Ken Barlow,
La la la la la,
Brenda from Sligo,
La la la la la,
......fellatio......

My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "are they hooker boots?
Damn it Tidge!, I'm fighting 3 lawsuits,
Wear vee-jay's, you're like an escort!"

My milkshake brings Azhar to the squat,
And he's like "what's today's celeb look?
Damn it Tidge!, you're like Danniella Westbrook,
I can tell you, RHW you're not!"

You know I want it,
The thing that got me,
On all 4's on the stockroom floor,
In Tullamore,
The B for my,
MM is mine.

La la la laundry,
Balding's phoning,
La la la laundry,
Balding's hating,
La la la laundry,
Balding's's swilling,
La la la laundry
She's urinating.

@JenTen these just keep getting better and better

 

[Napamermaid]

Is it just me or are her lips ridiculously lumpy in her last few snaps

 

[Swigwam]

Her dad is having chemo but he is travelling up and down everyday?

 

[Jennymac]

Her dad is having chemo but he is travelling up and down everyday?

Yeah and in this day and age having to travel up and down and umagine your daughter living in Dublin and not staying with her obviously not allowed

 

[Swigwam]

Yeah and in this day and age having to travel up and down and umagine your daughter living in Dublin and not staying with her obviously not allowed

Its completely insane. How is she letting this happen? But anyway onto MMB flogging

 

[Peonyrose]

Ahzar probably won’t let him stay in the flat. I would say he can’t stand her family.

 

[usefullyuseless]

Ahzar probably won’t let him stay in the flat. I would say he can’t stand her family.

But they are so wealthy, could Melissa not put him up in a hotel for a night or two

 

[Swigwam]

Ahzar probably won’t let him stay in the flat. I would say he can’t stand her family.

I understand if it was every week but my god everyday?

 

[Peonyrose]

Is chemo every day normal? Usually its once or twice a week,no?

 

[Nopatience]

Is chemo every day normal? Usually its once or twice a week,no?

My mam had it everyday for 6 weeks

 

[Peonyrose]

My mam had it everyday for 6 weeks

Oh ok, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that. My family member gets it once a week.

 

[Harper Riley]

Her use of the term talk to camera makes my skin crawl. What does she think is happening? Does she think she’s making a documentary. You’re talking into a phone to strangers about your boring life all day hun. Stoppppp

If only he knew somebody who lived in dublin and had nothing to do all day mmmm. . Have you ever come across any it’s so selfish and Dixon extend in your life. A pure witch. She’ll be on now after a read to day he prefers to be at home. duck off mellissa nobody likes that journey for that reason. Your selfish. But also yeh aren’t you so rich. Get him a hotel room close to the hospital. Cow.

Her use of the term talk to camera makes my skin crawl. What does she think is happening? Does she think she’s making a documentary. You’re talking into a phone to strangers about your boring life all day hun. Stoppppp

If only he knew somebody who lived in dublin and had nothing to do all day mmmm. . Have you ever come across any it’s so selfish and Dixon extend in your life. A pure witch. She’ll be on now after a read to day he prefers to be at home. duck off mellissa nobody likes that journey for that reason. Your selfish. But also yeh aren’t you so rich. Get him a hotel room close to the hospital. Cow.

Sorry I meant disconnected. Furious typing it.